Fresh from her interview with Dan Rather, Col. Jerry Killian’s longtime secretary agreed to sit down for a one-on-one talk with protein wisdom:
protein wisdom: “Good evening, Ms. Knox –”
Marion Carr Knox: “Bush lied. Bush is a liar. Mr. Rather has the story all right. In spirit, at least.”
protein wisdom: “Fine. But I haven’t asked a question yet –”
Marion Carr Knox: “Bush was selected, not elected.* He’s unfit for command. Well-behaved, sure. But a drunk.”*
protein wisdom: “If I could just get a question out, Ms Knox –”
Marion Carr Knox: “Looks like a chimp, too, don’t he?—Bush? Chimpy, I call him. Chimpy Bush –”*
protein wisdom: “– Yes, well –”
Marion Carr Knox: Eee-ee-eee-ee-eee-eee! Like a monkey –”
protein wisdom: “I see, yes. Well, I thank you for your time, Ms Knox –”
Marion Carr Knox: “– a strangely oversized monkey, though—like in that Charlton Heston movie. Eeee-ee-eee-ee-eee-eee! Eeee-ee-eee-ee-eee-eee!”*
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update: Hear that? That’s the sound of Rather’s other nut climbing north.
Not to be picky, but monkeys most definitely say ”ook ook” as opposed to “eee-eee-eeee.”
Yes, well it’s impolite to correct an elderly woman, particularly when she’s so animated.
He has another nut? BTW, I included u in my pajama atlas of the blogosphere. Please verify the info, altho I did run it past my CBS fact checkers
I anagrammed “Dan Rather” and discovered the CBS anchor’s new name:
HAN RETARD
Yes, well it’s impolite to correct an elderly woman, particularly when she’s so animated.
Yup, she sounds like a cartoon character all right.
I’m pretty sure that is probably how the pre- interview went with her and Mr. Rather before the Haldol kicked in.
Did she remember her little jeffypoo?
Jeff B. kind of beat me to it, but you can’t spell Dan Rather without RETARD.
I’ve distilled another anagram which, sadly, sums up this whole tripeful mess:
HATRED RAN
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