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Michele Bachmann wears army boots!

The dirty whore.

Discuss.

36 Replies to “Michele Bachmann wears army boots!”

  1. happyfeet says:

    it could be worse she could wear Coast Guard boots

  2. Shaitan says:

    Flea wore pants made out of stuffed animals. I think that’s worser.

  3. is it because she wears army boots that she’s a whore,or is that just a coincidence?

    just wondering, cause I may be in trouble.

  4. dicentra says:

    Well, you’ve convinced me: she’s a whore. Ain’t getting my vote.

    Unlike Anthony Weiner, who was a highly effective politician until those awful wingers took him down.

  5. motionview says:

    So does my Mom.

  6. Stephanie says:

    Have they set the date for the presidential debate moderated by Mario Lopez?

    Yo Mamma!

  7. geoffb says:

    Michele Bachmann wears army boots!

    With a clown outfit in honor of John Wayne…Gacy.

  8. geoffb says:

    Weiner Lives!

  9. Stephanie says:

    Weiner Lives!

    Anyone who has dealt with snakes knows that is a shovel ready job.

  10. motionview says:

    Great to be here in Waterloo…

    Whoo-hoo

    That Michelle Bachmann is so crazy ….

    How crazy is she?

    She talks to Little Boy George like he’s a grown-up journalist instead of a washed-up wannabe Carville clone, without the charm.

  11. BuddyPC says:

    We need to re-elect Obama before the bad guys take it as a sign of weakness and start bombing international hotels, or something.

  12. Jeff G. says:

    Sarah Palin.

    BOO!

  13. Bob Reed says:

    Well if she does, I hope at least they’re the comfy and well built Danner brand…

    SUPERIOR JUDGEMENT!

  14. Joe says:

    I would like it if Michelle Bachmann started using those boots to do protological exams/attitude adjustments on certain members of the media.

  15. Squid says:

    The dirty whore.

    If only she were a clean, articulate whore. Then she’d be a shoo-in!

  16. Swen says:

    I wear army boots and I’ll admit I really need a shower after five hours of mowing, trimming, weed-pulling and shrub clipping. The grounds crew quit me! Seems the miserable ingrates actually expect to be paid, and after all the hours of healthy outdoor exercise I’ve provided them too.

    I didn’t stiff them, I’m killing two birds with one stone. I save money by doing my own yardwork — I hate yardwork so I also gain a certain moral superiority through my sufferin’ — and after a few hours of slaving in the hot sun I’ve decided I can break out the weights and cancel the health club membership as well. More of a whine-whine than a win-win, but in this economy who isn’t a bit of a whore?

  17. Swen says:

    I’m pretty sure the grounds crew and the health club guy think I’m a dirty whore. I’d have tried to explain trickle-down economics but I’m pretty sure I’m not the first to trickle on them lately. I suspect they’ve figured it out. Times is tough all over.

  18. zino3 says:

    Stephanie –

    i don’t know who you are, or where you come from, but I am glad I never met you in a bar.

    Absolute disaster, it would have been

  19. pdbuttons says:

    just wanna say every comment has left me
    laughing so good on ya mate
    and all you commentators
    are gold
    thank you

  20. Jack Jade, P.D. says:

    Me? I’m Jade.

  21. Bob Reed says:

    Everything jake, Jack? :)

  22. Jack Jade, P.D. says:

    Ja.

  23. JD says:

    Yo momma so ugly she wears combat boots and you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the coyotoes to play with her and Kyoto. That is all.

  24. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Not only does she wear combat boots, but she’s embraced by the tea party because she shares their revisionist view of the Constitution.

    I just heard that on ABC News, so it must be true.

    Damn her and damn them.

  25. Joe says:

    Talking about dirty whores….Ari Fleischer?

  26. The Monster says:

    If I’ve read Bristol Palin’s comments correctly, I believe we’ll see an official declaration of her mother’s candidacy as soon as the AK statute of limitations on ethics complaints expires late next month.

    My dream is that she’ll win the nomination, and pick Bachmann as her running mate, just because the sheer intensity of Palin-Bachmann Derangement Syndrome will cause thousands of libs’ heads to explode like someone pushed a lil’ buh-on or something.

  27. zino3 says:

    Piss me off much? I type all this stuff, and then hit the wrong button, and it disappears! Wonder of wonders!!

    Forget it! iTunes, baby!

    I have trouble believing it, but I am truly a musician – just ask the “All-Timers” patients. Or you can watch the death of “Hee-Haw”. It waS very painful, but it made me a LOT of money. A LOT of money!

    Too bad I spend so much time trying to prove that I am a flying asshole. I AM good at that, if not good for anything else. Fucking Home Depot? I would have laughed in your face before Obama.

    Wanna hear my music? Go flink yourself (except for you, B. Moe).

    And, yes, I AM on iTunes, and actually get MONEY from it.

    Thank you, B. Moe. You da man, and when my drug addicted ex-wife goes to where she deserves to be, I will be in your face, like it or not.

    TLD

  28. zino3 says:

    Trouble happens when you know your good, but can’t really believe it.

    Thank you (bow), and good night!

    iTunes. That would be me. I think that most of us here are old enugh to appreciatev good stuff.

    My son hates my music brcauseb it ain;t “Niggah”

    So, fucking shoot me!

    Especially because I am white and DARE to say “Niggah”

    Only leftards are allowed to say that.

    “Niggah!” Niggah! Niggah! That felt really good! Only “Niggahs” are allowed to call each other “:Niggahs”.

    Look it up in the dictionary.

    Bummer! It has nothing to do with race.

    Bummer, white “Niggahs! Let me be. My neighbors, and the fucking government will pay my bills, if you vote for the stupidist man who has ever been thr president of the USA!!

    How can anybody think that the word “Niggah” applies only to black people?

    Sorry. I am now blacklisred. Because my balls are not quite as big asb Ann Barnhardts!

  29. Sarah Rolph says:

    That’s very funny, Squid!

  30. Stephanie says:

    Heard this song?

    Yo!

  31. Patrick Chester says:

    Discuss.

    So… she and Palin will join forces, have a paper-rocks-scissors match to determine who runs for President and then they’ll crush their enemies, see them driven before them and hear the lamentations of the metrosexuals and “reasonable” RINOs?

    Such an impressive disturbance in the Force that would be…

  32. Russ says:

    I’ve worn army boots for a living. I never looked as good in them as I’m sure MB would.

  33. mezzrow says:

    I’m getting a notice from the “other side”. Senator Kennedy has a bottle of Dom, and he has plans for those boots.

    The filthy sod. It never ends.

  34. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

  35. Squid says:

    I dream of a GOP candidate debate featuring Bachmann and Palin, who answer every loaded question with “I think you have me confused with the other uppity godbothering hoochy on stage.”

    There’s no way in Hell that the Journolistas would be able to keep their stories straight.

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