I wear army boots and I’ll admit I really need a shower after five hours of mowing, trimming, weed-pulling and shrub clipping. The grounds crew quit me! Seems the miserable ingrates actually expect to be paid, and after all the hours of healthy outdoor exercise I’ve provided them too.
I didn’t stiff them, I’m killing two birds with one stone. I save money by doing my own yardwork — I hate yardwork so I also gain a certain moral superiority through my sufferin’ — and after a few hours of slaving in the hot sun I’ve decided I can break out the weights and cancel the health club membership as well. More of a whine-whine than a win-win, but in this economy who isn’t a bit of a whore?
I’m pretty sure the grounds crew and the health club guy think I’m a dirty whore. I’d have tried to explain trickle-down economics but I’m pretty sure I’m not the first to trickle on them lately. I suspect they’ve figured it out. Times is tough all over.
If I’ve read Bristol Palin’s comments correctly, I believe we’ll see an official declaration of her mother’s candidacy as soon as the AK statute of limitations on ethics complaints expires late next month.
My dream is that she’ll win the nomination, and pick Bachmann as her running mate, just because the sheer intensity of Palin-Bachmann Derangement Syndrome will cause thousands of libs’ heads to explode like someone pushed a lil’ buh-on or something.
Piss me off much? I type all this stuff, and then hit the wrong button, and it disappears! Wonder of wonders!!
Forget it! iTunes, baby!
I have trouble believing it, but I am truly a musician – just ask the “All-Timers” patients. Or you can watch the death of “Hee-Haw”. It waS very painful, but it made me a LOT of money. A LOT of money!
Too bad I spend so much time trying to prove that I am a flying asshole. I AM good at that, if not good for anything else. Fucking Home Depot? I would have laughed in your face before Obama.
Wanna hear my music? Go flink yourself (except for you, B. Moe).
And, yes, I AM on iTunes, and actually get MONEY from it.
Thank you, B. Moe. You da man, and when my drug addicted ex-wife goes to where she deserves to be, I will be in your face, like it or not.
Trouble happens when you know your good, but can’t really believe it.
Thank you (bow), and good night!
iTunes. That would be me. I think that most of us here are old enugh to appreciatev good stuff.
My son hates my music brcauseb it ain;t “Niggah”
So, fucking shoot me!
Especially because I am white and DARE to say “Niggah”
Only leftards are allowed to say that.
“Niggah!” Niggah! Niggah! That felt really good! Only “Niggahs” are allowed to call each other “:Niggahs”.
Look it up in the dictionary.
Bummer! It has nothing to do with race.
Bummer, white “Niggahs! Let me be. My neighbors, and the fucking government will pay my bills, if you vote for the stupidist man who has ever been thr president of the USA!!
How can anybody think that the word “Niggah” applies only to black people?
Sorry. I am now blacklisred. Because my balls are not quite as big asb Ann Barnhardts!
So… she and Palin will join forces, have a paper-rocks-scissors match to determine who runs for President and then they’ll crush their enemies, see them driven before them and hear the lamentations of the metrosexuals and “reasonable” RINOs?
Such an impressive disturbance in the Force that would be…
I dream of a GOP candidate debate featuring Bachmann and Palin, who answer every loaded question with “I think you have me confused with the other uppity godbothering hoochy on stage.”
There’s no way in Hell that the Journolistas would be able to keep their stories straight.
it could be worse she could wear Coast Guard boots
Flea wore pants made out of stuffed animals. I think that’s worser.
is it because she wears army boots that she’s a whore,or is that just a coincidence?
just wondering, cause I may be in trouble.
Well, you’ve convinced me: she’s a whore. Ain’t getting my vote.
Unlike Anthony Weiner, who was a highly effective politician until those awful wingers took him down.
So does my Mom.
Have they set the date for the presidential debate moderated by Mario Lopez?
Yo Mamma!
With a clown outfit in honor of John Wayne…Gacy.
Weiner Lives!
Weiner Lives!
Anyone who has dealt with snakes knows that is a shovel ready job.
Great to be here in Waterloo…
Whoo-hoo
That Michelle Bachmann is so crazy ….
How crazy is she?
She talks to Little Boy George like he’s a grown-up journalist instead of a washed-up wannabe Carville clone, without the charm.
No comment.
We need to re-elect Obama before the bad guys take it as a sign of weakness and start bombing international hotels, or something.
Sarah Palin.
BOO!
Well if she does, I hope at least they’re the comfy and well built Danner brand…
SUPERIOR JUDGEMENT!
I would like it if Michelle Bachmann started using those boots to do protological exams/attitude adjustments on certain members of the media.
The dirty whore.
If only she were a clean, articulate whore. Then she’d be a shoo-in!
I wear army boots and I’ll admit I really need a shower after five hours of mowing, trimming, weed-pulling and shrub clipping. The grounds crew quit me! Seems the miserable ingrates actually expect to be paid, and after all the hours of healthy outdoor exercise I’ve provided them too.
I didn’t stiff them, I’m killing two birds with one stone. I save money by doing my own yardwork — I hate yardwork so I also gain a certain moral superiority through my sufferin’ — and after a few hours of slaving in the hot sun I’ve decided I can break out the weights and cancel the health club membership as well. More of a whine-whine than a win-win, but in this economy who isn’t a bit of a whore?
I’m pretty sure the grounds crew and the health club guy think I’m a dirty whore. I’d have tried to explain trickle-down economics but I’m pretty sure I’m not the first to trickle on them lately. I suspect they’ve figured it out. Times is tough all over.
Stephanie –
i don’t know who you are, or where you come from, but I am glad I never met you in a bar.
Absolute disaster, it would have been
just wanna say every comment has left me
laughing so good on ya mate
and all you commentators
are gold
thank you
Me? I’m Jade.
Everything jake, Jack? :)
Ja.
Yo momma so ugly she wears combat boots and you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the coyotoes to play with her and Kyoto. That is all.
Not only does she wear combat boots, but she’s embraced by the tea party because she shares their revisionist view of the Constitution.
I just heard that on ABC News, so it must be true.
Damn her and damn them.
Talking about dirty whores….Ari Fleischer?
If I’ve read Bristol Palin’s comments correctly, I believe we’ll see an official declaration of her mother’s candidacy as soon as the AK statute of limitations on ethics complaints expires late next month.
My dream is that she’ll win the nomination, and pick Bachmann as her running mate, just because the sheer intensity of Palin-Bachmann Derangement Syndrome will cause thousands of libs’ heads to explode like someone pushed a lil’ buh-on or something.
Piss me off much? I type all this stuff, and then hit the wrong button, and it disappears! Wonder of wonders!!
Forget it! iTunes, baby!
I have trouble believing it, but I am truly a musician – just ask the “All-Timers” patients. Or you can watch the death of “Hee-Haw”. It waS very painful, but it made me a LOT of money. A LOT of money!
Too bad I spend so much time trying to prove that I am a flying asshole. I AM good at that, if not good for anything else. Fucking Home Depot? I would have laughed in your face before Obama.
Wanna hear my music? Go flink yourself (except for you, B. Moe).
And, yes, I AM on iTunes, and actually get MONEY from it.
Thank you, B. Moe. You da man, and when my drug addicted ex-wife goes to where she deserves to be, I will be in your face, like it or not.
TLD
Trouble happens when you know your good, but can’t really believe it.
Thank you (bow), and good night!
iTunes. That would be me. I think that most of us here are old enugh to appreciatev good stuff.
My son hates my music brcauseb it ain;t “Niggah”
So, fucking shoot me!
Especially because I am white and DARE to say “Niggah”
Only leftards are allowed to say that.
“Niggah!” Niggah! Niggah! That felt really good! Only “Niggahs” are allowed to call each other “:Niggahs”.
Look it up in the dictionary.
Bummer! It has nothing to do with race.
Bummer, white “Niggahs! Let me be. My neighbors, and the fucking government will pay my bills, if you vote for the stupidist man who has ever been thr president of the USA!!
How can anybody think that the word “Niggah” applies only to black people?
Sorry. I am now blacklisred. Because my balls are not quite as big asb Ann Barnhardts!
That’s very funny, Squid!
Heard this song?
Yo!
So… she and Palin will join forces, have a paper-rocks-scissors match to determine who runs for President and then they’ll crush their enemies, see them driven before them and hear the lamentations of the metrosexuals and “reasonable” RINOs?
Such an impressive disturbance in the Force that would be…
I’ve worn army boots for a living. I never looked as good in them as I’m sure MB would.
I’m getting a notice from the “other side”. Senator Kennedy has a bottle of Dom, and he has plans for those boots.
The filthy sod. It never ends.
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
I dream of a GOP candidate debate featuring Bachmann and Palin, who answer every loaded question with “I think you have me confused with the other uppity godbothering hoochy on stage.”
There’s no way in Hell that the Journolistas would be able to keep their stories straight.