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a thousand words, then why can’t
I jack-off in peace?
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Every picture tells a story, don’t it?
I can’t quite decide, btw, so what’s your opinion on a neo-descriptive?
Schmutz or Momziff?
I knew I should have gone Dan Fogelberg…
Longer then, there’ve been
fishes in the ocean, I’ve
been in love with me.
Bread? No there was only one performer prescient enough to capture this:
Zappa could have written that with Weiner in mind. ‘Course you don’t have to be terribly prescient when this shit never changes.
BTW, you have no idea how long I’ve waited to work “Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty” into a comment thread. But I promise I won’t run for Congress.
Because your wife has probably figured out how to access your “history”.
Bummer. Windows 98 was cool, Windows 7 is beyondn human comprehension.
Get with it man! Windows 7 is waaay better than their earlier products. That’s not saying much, I know, but at least it loads and runs a lot faster than XP, Millenium, or even 98 (which was truly the best of the lot until 7).
Click on the little “tools” cog in the upper right, then “Internet options”, then “General”, then check the box for “Delete browsing history on exit”. Then be sure to actually close IE when you’re done, otherwise it will helpfully want to take you wife right back to “Titties R Us” when she decides to get on the computer. That could raise awkward issues, so learn to embrace teh technology, it wants to keep your secrets, it’s just not very bright.
Old man, get some soldiers
Keep ’em close at hand
There’s a flame loose in the country
A fire grows in the land
So guard yourself most carefully
With military might
For plans that cannot bloom by day
Must flower in the night
They want you to die
for the good of the tribe
Betas are bendable.
Get out of my way
Your tears do nothing
That is my ball
If a picture paints a thousand words, there must be about a million pictures of weiner out there. You know, ‘cuz there’s been about a billion words written about the dick.
miss me yet redux:
link
oh good gwb as a tr progg.
I see what you did there, Lee.
if you wear a cape
not a rule,a suggestion
please put some pants on
“If a man could be two places at one time,
I’d be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way. ”
weiner package in hand contacting ginger lee.
fluff my pillow
my superhero pillow
then do laws and shit
I’m too sexy for
my job. Too sexy for my
job. Hey, here’s my knob!
“why can’t
I jack-off in peace?”
Cus it’s Friday and it’s Arma-dance night MR!!!
There once was a man named Tony
Whose penis and last name were homophony…
You actually use IE, Swen?
Sheesh!
Can’t suck his own dick
but he can fuck his nostrils
the huge beak is why
Yeah. I’m gonna be all wtf about that haiku when I wake up sober.
swen –
You da man. I delete everything , but my better side just keeps doing the “back” thing.
Delete all you want, 7 makes sure that your old lady can hack you, even if she has no brain…
Wiener the world,
Wiener the children.
Wiener the ones who need a brighter day, so add some jism.
There’s a voice that’s sayin’
“Wear panties and a bra”
It’s true, you’ve made a brighter day, young Anthony.
She was just seven-
teen, you know what I mean when
I tweeted her
i c p p &
p d, but not do i c
the so called c d.
if hitler could tweet
his nazi meat as a treat
would be to blondi
sidewalk hot dog carts
have rules and regulations
no smoking naked
beulah
blondi,
maybe.
humas smoking lips
humas smoking fucking lips
humas ugh,,ugh.. lips
[zzzz]
In that case, I’ll take a Smokie Link with everything.