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The Michael Moore obviously loves cannolis poem

for Fahrenheit 911

Michael Moore
obviously loves
cannolis. Other-
wise, he wouldn’t
be such a
rhino-hipped
     fatsack.

coda

(unless potato
skins did it —
which, I suppose,
is just as
plausible an
     explanation.)

7 Replies to “The Michael Moore obviously loves cannolis poem”

  1. Sovereign Eye says:

    Yeah?  Well, recall who it was that lived to walk away after commanding his hit man, “Don’t forget the canoles”.

  2. joe shropshire says:

    Actually it was, “Leave the gun.  Take the canole.”

  3. Sovereign Eye says:

    As does my point, I, too, stand corrected.

  4. Jeff G says:

    What was your point again?  People who eat canoles are hitmen?

    Yeah, that about sums up Moore.  The lipidsoaked beefeater.

  5. allintern says:

    Hey, fellas, I think maybe we should raise the standards on our attacks of Michael Moore.  I think jokes based solely on a man’s weight are a cheap device.  Hopefully my summary of Mr. Moore’s film will illustrate my point:

    Heavily skewed to Democrats, the film wallows in hippocracy.  Scenes of a mother blubbering over the tragedy of a lost son attempt to tip the scales and constantly feed propaganda in the effort to dessert President Bush.”

    See?  And I haven’t even seen his latest piece of shit. 

    Nice to chew the fat with you.

  6. Beck says:

    Ooh, nicely done allintern.  Golf-claps all around.

  7. allintern says:

    Thanks, Beck.  Just happy to be playing in my first Pro-Am with the “A” team of bloggers.

    sp

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