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My third brief conversation with a McIntosh apple

me: “Just where do you think you’re going?”

apple: “Church. It’s Sunday, right?”

me: “Oh, yeah, it is, isn’t it?”

5 Replies to “My third brief conversation with a McIntosh apple”

  1. Jon Henke says:

    What you’ve got there is one of them fundamentalist apples. Probably a Republican.

    I bet it’s fruitophobic, too.

  2. Jeff G says:

    Maybe.  But I think it’s because I won’t let him drink wine at home.

  3. So that’s where the wifey went this morning … I thought she was getting bagels.

  4. SarahW says:

    Watch out JeffG.  You have talking wasps in your apples.

  5. Hey … why don’t you bring in some talking fucking scissors? That would be cool.

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