So Wavy Gravy goes to Washington, takes a dump, and the entire busload of Merry Pranksters skips the light fandango right out of his aged hippie ass. Along with Rip Taylor. And Princess Leigh-Cheri. And what looks to be about forty pounds of partially digested easter eggs.
Anti-globo protest hint 1: never, ever buy organic “burritos” from a guy selling licks off his Colorado River Toad. Wavy should’ve known better. I mean, he was at Woodstock, man.
Jeff, what does “trip the light fandango” mean? I’m feeling kind of seasick. You know, not knowing and all. Is that the right song?
trip, skip—who cares? It’s the sixteen vestal virgins that get my inner hippie tiptoeing through the tulips.
Your prose paints such beautiful pictures.
Is moonbat contagious I wonder?
That’s very profound, Jimmy. What does it mean?
(Jeff’s right: it’s skip a light fandango.)
I thought it was “trip the light fantastic.” Then I looked it up.
Google is too, too scary.
I love Jeffs blog, but I must admit I hardly ever
know what he is talking about.
That’s my favorite comment ever, Debbie. If you’ll give me your last name, I’ll add that to my testimonials!
Jeff, you’re a professer and all, so could you maybe answer me a question. Looking at those pictures of the moonbats, I was wondering:
If ugly mates with ugly, will their spawn be:
1. Double-butt-ugly-bordering-on-hideous. I.e., ugly-squared.
OR
2. Fashion model beuatiful as one parent’s ugly cancels out the other parent’s ugly.
David —
Good question. But I think most of them are asexual, which makes the mental exercise you raise moot.
Wavy and I had some fun trying to pass out Kool Aid that no one wanted on the last night of Sky River.
His politics and mine have diverged somewhat since then.
He is a fun guy to party with though.
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