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It makes perfect sense:

Once the government owns your body, it has every right to decide what you do with it.

(h/t JHo)

43 Replies to “It makes perfect sense:”

  1. newrouter says:

    13 amendment
    1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

    2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

  2. AJB says:

    Rangel has done this before and nothing ever came of it. He’s trying to make some sort of dumb Swiftian point and never even intends to get it passed.

    Meanwhile, jail officials in Arizona roasted to death a mentally ill prostitute but they’re great patriots for enforcing our immigration laws.

  3. B Moe says:

    H. R. 5741

    To require all persons in the United States between the ages of 18 and 42 to perform national service, either as a member of the uniformed services or in civilian service in furtherance of the national defense and homeland security

    How long before the civilians have uniforms too, you think.

    And newrouter, just being American automatically makes you a criminal, didn’t you get the memo?

  4. B Moe says:

    The state prison department has launched a criminal investigation.

    What this has to do with immigration only the bb’s ricocheting around AJBs cranium can portend.

    Did someone leave you out in the sun too long, son? Is that your problem?

  5. Pablo says:

    Shorter AJB: “Look, bunnies!”

  6. alppuccino says:

    Mmmmmm………roasted prostitute……

  7. BJTexs says:

    Certainly no surprise that Rangel has his ethically challenged fingerprints all over this travesty. Our theoretical president thinks we are Israel or Denmark in this regard, exceptional-ism be damned.

  8. alppuccino says:

    The word prostitute has the word “tit” in it. That’s irony.

  9. B Moe says:

    alppucinno obviously didn’t see the picture at the linked piece.

  10. BJTexs says:

    AJB:

    A) Obama has proposed this very thing in numerous speaches, including the one at the link.

    B) Roasting Prostitutes — Enforcing Immigration Laws

    Sing with me, AJB:

    One of these things is not like the other …

  11. alppuccino says:

    She looks tender enough.

  12. BJTexs says:

    Yeesh. That woman was paid cash for sex? Whoever did pony up for her should have been roasted.

  13. alppuccino says:

    Maybe the draft bill is part of the deal Rangel is cutting. That and ClubMan Extra Hold for life.

  14. pdbuttons says:

    how many mentally ill roasted prostitutes does
    it take to change a lightbulb?
    a half of one

  15. alppuccino says:

    That woman was paid cash for sex?

    Clearly she wasn’t paid in dental floss.

  16. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

    “Obama Youth”
    Has a nice ring, doesn’t it?

    Will they be required to wear Green Shirts?
    Or armbands with the “O” logo?

    They won’t be asked to pledge fealty to Obama though, right?

  17. alppuccino says:

    But of course, there but for the Grace of God go all mentally ill prostitutes.

  18. alppuccino says:

    ………and maybe a nice checkoff rub.

  19. pdbuttons says:

    a roasted prostitute is just a friend
    u haven’t met yet

  20. JD says:

    Meanwhile, AJB is a lying douchenozzle.

  21. pdbuttons says:

    next weeks comedy central roasts guest is
    say it
    say it
    mentally ill prostitute
    i love her body of work
    she really fleshed out my imagination

  22. guinsPen says:

    If only she could help you with your Fleshy Bruin list.

  23. DarthRove says:

    AJB, thy name is non sequitor

  24. Ella says:

    First – that bill is for 18 to 42 year olds? What the hell? Why should adults be forced to be in a civilian security force (!) instead of, like, working and having a family. I’m too busy for that crap.

    Second – the woman was white, she was a citizen, and there have to be extenuating health conditions that caused her to die after only 4 hours in the sun, no matter how hot. So, that has nothing to do with immigration at all, and I am confused on why AJB immediately assumes all prostitutes in Arizona are Hispanic and illegal.

  25. B Moe says:

    AJB, thy name is non sequitor

    Geez. He can’t even get the initials right?

  26. BJTexs says:

    So, that has nothing to do with immigration at all, and I am confused on why AJB immediately assumes all prostitutes in Arizona are Hispanic and illegal.

    Ella, please see #20. Your welcome.

  27. pdbuttons says:

    the bruins got the second pick in the draft
    aside/ where are you from/guinsPen?
    you probably have many stanley cups

    the bruins traded/made a deal with the quebec
    mm
    colorado avalanche /and ray borque won a cup and came
    back to boston and they had a deal at city plaza where he held
    the cup up and made speeches and stuff

    pathetic!

  28. Ernst Schreiber says:

    H. R. 5741

    To require all persons in the United States between the ages of 18 and 42 to perform national service, either as a member of the uniformed services or in civilian service in furtherance of the national defense and homeland security

    Amend it so that it only applies to those collecting welfare, then eliminate the internal security overtones and watch the leftists squeal.

  29. cranky-d says:

    They’ll need some kind of uniform, I think. Perhaps something in brown would be good.

  30. Barry O! says:

    Yutes of America:

    Greetings,

  31. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    The worst “look bunnies” attempt ever and by our very own AJB. Even a troll has to have some sort of shame, no?

    As for the post, I don’t think it happens, because it is so Orwellian it’s even too much for the progg idiots amongst us. Hell, even AJB isn’t for it, if you take his comment at face value.

  32. guinsPen says:

    I see she did stroke your fleshy bruin after all.

    My only question is did she charge you extra?

  33. dicentra says:

    No, you guys: AJB has us dead to rights. Our master plan has been exposed, and we might as well fess up.

    The shame! The very shame!

  34. LTC John says:

    An Army OF Rangels?

    Speaking as a long time, volunteer in the Armed Forces… no thanks to any type of draft.
    Civilian-side, that is dumber than “forgetting” you had $500K siting in some account and leaving it off your financial disclosure forms, or having 4 rent controlled apartments or “forgetting” you can’t take lobbyist paid junkets or …

  35. Bill M says:

    You will submit to the State.

  36. See, that’s the old-fashioned idea my momma used on me as the “birth control talk”: a woman loses the right to her body when she gives it to someone else. Quaint, I know.

    Effective, however, for the appropriate amount of years.

  37. Grass Root says:

    Well, I did a six year stretch with the DoD, with nothing worse than massive PTSD, alcoholism, and destroyed relationships.

    So, yeah, let’s give that to everyone.

  38. mikee says:

    Y’all think this will be like the DoD? Y’all should lower your sights a bit, and think DMV, TSA, USPS, or Section 8 Housing Office, etc., but without the motivated employees or any smart people in charge.

    I personally think if my kids are drafted for the civilian service corps, I will encourage them to destroy the system from within. And don’t think the two of them couldn’t do it, either – they’re holy terrors!

  39. JeffS says:

    Rangel should pass a law that drafts AJB into the military, where it spends the next 4 years cleaning latrines in Afghanistan with a toothbrush.

    I could get behind that one.

  40. pchao says:

    What I like is how this completely screws over the very same “youth” that acted all smug and superior when Obama won. HA. How do you like them apples.

  41. Rusty says:

    #

    Comment by alppuccino on 7/28 @ 9:35 am #

    That woman was paid cash for sex?

    Hence the “pro” in prostitute.

    I’m pretty sure Charlie Rangel wouldn’t know “Swiftian” from a Schwinn. He’s just your run of the mill fascist.

  42. LTC John says:

    #37 – nothing like extrapolating your problems across the entire DoD…

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