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If you don’t got ’em? Pretend.
And then Tweet about it.
Isn’t there some sugar-daddy who could make all your dreams come true?
Put a hundred bucks on my account, on account of I won’t have it until Friday.
I was going to get Jeff something off of his Wish List, but then I checked it.
3rd Season of Dexter
Assortment of Sawz-all blades
Plum colored Gravy Boat.
… pause …
so I guess I’ll just go the PayPal route and have a clear conscience.
And plausible deniability.
.
Jeff, send me your snail mail, and I’ll send some when I get some. Payday it the first of the month.
How ’bout I just bum one off of my friend at the bar, then spend the next three hours smoking his whole pack and boring the shit out of everyone with my “I only smoke when I drink” story. The next morning I’ll put on my workout gear, go to the gym and fold like a lawn chair, all while complaining loudly to everyone about how damn smoky the bar was and how they should ban that crap. Later at work I’ll spend forty minutes discussing the merits of Honduran cigars over Cuban and blathering on about how much it costs to keep a good humidor in this town. Then while at lunch with clients, I’ll order a salad and tell everyone about how I’m on a diet since I gained so much weight after I quit smoking. After work, I’ll go home and smoke the rest of the “emergency” pack of Marlboro I keep in the freezer while lying on the couch drinking cheap red wine and watching “When Harry Met Sally” (ironically) for the seventeenth time this year, flipping to Sportscenter during commercials to have something to bullshit about before tomorrows staff meeting.
I mean, I could do that…
I need plastic wrap and duct tape, as well. Will add those asap!
Back later!
I need plastic wrap and duct tape, as well.
OK, but with those materials I’d go with the third type of cooker.
Hobos don’t wrap and stuff themselves in culverts now, do they?
Still using culverts as disposal areas, Colonel? How 90’s.
I found a nice metal plating operation that has big vats of acid.
MUCH neater.
Jeff, is that your wish list, or the ‘dillo’s?
Alas, my contribution will have to wait another week. I assume you awill still take it after the official expiration date.
mojo – Muratic acid went out with Dahmer, didn’t it? Maybe the plastic wrap and duct tape is to build a hobo-habitat…
Muriatic acid is for pools, LTC. I’m talkin’ molar nitric acid here.
Oh, there are lots of fun things you can make with nitric acid.
Guncotton, for instance.
Got organic molecules? We can nitrate ’em!
Anybody seen Laura Palmer lately?
More like this.
Culverts are…not good, if you live in a place where tightly wrapped packages jammed in a culvert can cause things to back up during a heavy rain.
I heard an interesting question today: if the green movement in Iran doesn’t care what the West thinks or want our help or support, why are so many of the protest signs written in English?
Evan Thomas claims he was taken out of context?
As Darleen said the other day: And some of the worst perpetuators of allowing the Left to control the narrative and frame the debate are non-leftists who admonish us to be Very Very Careful Not to Offend(tm) because, they too, have bought into the “offense is determined by the receiver of the message, not the author†paradigm.
Sometimes you have to determine intent by what the person said and assume denials later on are just bullshit. And in Evan Thomas’ and News(Obama)week’s case, what Thomas orginally said is probably what Thomas meant.
Done. Not as big as I’d have liked it to be, but it’s something anyway.
Talking about defication, how about Obama omniscience over how to handle Iran (at least from his greatest supporter Andrew “I will get you Trig Palin” Sullivan. Of course, Hitchens, in his usual brilliant style deals with that nonsense:
Becuase it really does not matter what you say if the other side is not acting in good faith. So why not say what you mean.
PayPal ate my frickin’ Porter.
Shh!! If you’d spent much time on the 16th Street mall you’d know that he’s doing god’s work.
Me? I’m saving it ’til JG sings.
I wish I could have sent you more than I did, but I suppose I don’t have to wait until the next fundraiser…
;^)
Ka-ching.
Thanks for what you do.
guinsPen,
How do you customize the tiny url to be something to do with the page itself?
oh, geoffb, there’s a custom option on there.
guinsPen goes to Chicago.
Hmmm. Must be a different tinyurl program. The only option I have is which service to use for the creation.
I was just talking about the site tinyurl.com. there’s an option there to customize.
Sorry, I thought it was in the program not the site. Thank you for the info again. I’ve never been to their site.
Now I see, different from what I use. I have a program in my Tools menu that automatically will make a tinyurl and put in in my clipboard for pasting.
Page A17 in Monday’s NYT, Swan. A couple of Jews died. Maybe you can find the time to comment, maybe not.
And Swan, in your 18-page treatise om intentionalism I see no citation to Prager.
Rolling with that noxious mix of white power racists and white-trash ain’t gonna pay your bills, Swan.
Eric, I’m sorry, but I’ve completely missed whatever intent you intended with your comment.
(Swan lived happily every after. I’m sure of it.)
Every ever after. Pick one!
“Eric, I’m sorry, but I’ve completely missed whatever intent you intended with your comment.”
serr8d,
I blame the CLP fumes;)
Hmmmph. I’ve never sat and watched South Park. Except for that episode where Al Gore was mocked. Good stuff, that.
(You won’t be able to convince me I’ve missed anything culturally significant, either. Reminds me of a certain co-worker who obviously gets the majority of his news from Comedy Central. He knows all those South Park referents. And little more.)
The CLP fumes is a reference to my post at the Pub
OT — Any thoughts, opinions on NedaNet, the website set up to support the current Iranian Revolution?
I g00gled ‘Eric Cartman’, danger, and found…South Park. Cartman…
thor’s attributes; at least the first 6 are spot on.
“thor’s attributes; at least the first 6 are spot on.”
serr8d,
Thor/ Cartman irony be thy name
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH C’MON FUCK A GUY!
Has JeffG admitted to his wife and kids that he’s not even blogging anymore? What little respect they had for him as a man must be slowly slipping away.
Here’s a poem, you worthless sack of shit:
Your blog’s fuckin garbage and you’re livin’ a lie
AHH, Come on fuck a guy
Your product is shit nobody wants to buy
AHH, Come on fuck a guy
Scan that shit, Mr. Failed-Academic
why are so many of the Canadians that visit so angry?
why are so many of the Canadians that visit so angry?
Maggie,
Poor health care and thick blood from the cold could be the culprits.
Was that a visit from the famed “Gordo”, the lardass?
I’m thinking that it was the Canadian “physicist” and “electrical engineer” who doesn’t even have a baccalaureate degree.
Could’ve been Fudge-o Packer, though. One is about as useless and unemployable as the other.
Hey, C’mon, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Scans better.
why are so many of the Canadians that visit so angry?
Maybe because of only one Cup out of the last eighteen.
lorne greenes baritone voice
neil youngs mutton chops
joni mitchells teeth
my big dumbo disney ears…
give them their anthem
hands down
don cherry suits?
and of course/ # 4!
Don Cherry suits rock, dude.
OGLETHORPE !!!
# 4!
Mister Orrverrated !
thanks…
lemieux [if thats ur real name)
once i got over the fact that i think ur claude lemieux
who i…strongly dislike and fart in
his general direction..
i loved that vid/ thanks…
two words shall not pass my Goofy lips…
“Mickey Knows”
and
‘”Goalie Fights”
ur a liar/ only defensemen to lead the league in scoring
winner of hart[mvp) norris) and scoring title…in one season
transformed game..
there were better defenseman/ larry robinson/denis potvin/scott
i forget name-nj guy-scot…stevenson! [Whee!-another molson 4 me!
rail against my stupidity iffn u want..
but don’t ever/ever dis bobby orr
thank you…
congratulations on cup win!
[if thats ur real name)
L’emieux c’est moi.
ur a liar
Scouts ???
Mister Orrverrated !
Merely rattling your cage, netminder.
We’re agreed, then.
‘zonoes !!!
best hockey i ever seen/
canada cup…
canucks had
gretzky/lemuiux [mario)
some left wing dude
ray borque/paul coffey
in net…
patrick roy!
question?
do u agree that hockey is rascist?
or..
not so much?
what does ‘zonoes mean?
u peeps are so nice/ once i asked why u call me nishi?
all in good fun/ flubbers{?)
JD happyfeet dinner…
c’mon y’all- we borg think!
what does ‘zonoes mean?
You’ve read my mind.
robert gordon orr…
was born a poor farm boy…
but tho his parental units disdained the cold weather…
he upped the anti by turning the thermastatt to zero….
his communist ice hockey daddy shifts were studied…
in the richard daley chicago machine…
tony espesito?
phil?
in the blanks people!
jesus saves and espo scores on the rebound?…
gerry cheevers had stiches… on his mask…
zombie culture?
i’m still stumbling this out….
thank u canada…
for/ u know..
{don’t get snippy)
how does zones mean i read ur mind?
walk softly and carry a big forecheck?
butt-end…
be kind….
[fuck head)
Exactly.
What I mean is, no monies ’til Ned “sings.”
as a top cat
i fear i ain’t nearly what i thought i was at…
please please me…
what is zones?
{i am supine…though …ah fuck.. u win…
penguin!)
Bobby. Fucking. Orr.
That is all.
i will check my boobby orr eight ball…
which someone….
cut in half….and shake/ shake/ shake it….
to find the answer….
magic half eight ball says….
………?
Racy.
Damn, I thought you guys were hockey fans.
This just in.
Bobby. Marvin. Hull.
my dream team is mean
gordie howe//great-ski../bob hull
bobby orr..{he’s so good he can play left and right!
gump worsley
G: Moog
LD: Shore
RD: Orr
LW: Bucyk
RW: Neely
C: Schmidt
Now THATS a team! I can do one for the ‘guins if you’d like.
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