I’m here, but I’m taking a short breather.
It’s one of the things I’m still allowed to do in Obama’s America — so I’m getting jiggy wid it!, as the kids say.
Or said.
When you spend your days listening to Loverboy, the 80s never die.
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Phat!
Yeah but are you “Working for the weekend”.
After all Thor has his needs
Comment by thor on 6/23 @ 8:40 am #
“Ralf Dahlendorf died on Wed. at the age of 80.
Mr. Dahlrendorf championed liberal pluralism. He also forwarded that it was power moreso than property that defined class, which is counter to Marxism and somewhat Foucaultian.
This, I believe, would be a topic I would care to hear Jeff weigh in on.
Duh-Dar, not so much”
Phew, I thought for a minute there [**shudder**] maybe you’d been bit by the golf-bug.
That was from Darleens Fishy post.
I made some helpful suggestions and he went away
Have I taken too much liberty chasing away a regular contributor?
Loverboy! I was culling vinyl the other day upon orders from ‘she who will not be denied’ and sneakily decided to keep the three Loveboy albums. The Men at Work had to go, however. What the heck. Didn’t they know we’re only working for the weekend?
I figured you were counting and roling the coins from the jars of quarters, dimes and nickels we are all sending you, because those automated counters at the supermarket are a rip off.
What up, home skillet? You mean ya ain’t up wif whaz goin’ down these days? C’mon playa, all da boo-eez know you got game…
Das right, everbodies know you is a bad mofo, who be chillin’, hearin’ some gangsta or deep house, maybe gettin’ busy later wit some girl that is fly; y’know what I’m sayin homes?
We know you comin’ roun’ later, with some fresh shit, that’ll be so dope it will blow our minds more than a handfull of X, or them red pills ‘Dillo always be goin’ on about…
Be Cool!
The kid, is hot tonight
Whoah, so hot tonight
But where will he be tomorrow?
Isn’t it called funemplyment (or starvecation if you prefer) in Obama’s America?
And, you know, we know you a righteous ballah, so you be poppin’ some jumpahz; non-problematic G…
Numbah one in da hood!
There was a lot better music in the 80s than Loverboy.
Alright who killed Bob and where did you hide the body ;)
Jus’ keepin’ it real, Soul-jah boo-eey!
Peace-out!
Bob speaks Uighur.
Is Bob really Bo Jackson?
I used to live in DC…
CHOCLATE CITY!
I gots me some street-cred…
“I hope you’re with me, I hope you’re with me, when it’s oooooooooooverrrrrrrrr.”
G-d help me, I have at least two of their albums. On vinyl.
Even worse? I still like some of it. Makes me all nostalgic when I hear it, for things that never were and a past that didn’t happen.
Naw playa, mo’ like Bo Diddley!
Naw playa, mo’ like Bo Diddley!
Well Bo does know Bo
Bo knows that he gotta run fo’ a spell…
But I’ll leave you wif da 80’s tune that made me wanna be join NAVAIR
http://tinyurl.com/56r8pw
See y’all on the flip side…
Bob,
That’s a foul, jumping out of a post using a link I can’t reach at work as a bookmark.
Yeah, I have some NAVAIR in me too. Good times/tough times plenty of sea stories.
you should send them to me and I can convert them to mp3!
Danger, I’ve made Jeff a standing offer to replace whatever hammerboi contributes financially…. I doubt it would be a hardship.
Are you motorin’?
And, if so, what’s your price for flight?
…
Yeah, I know that’s Night Ranger. Same shit, essentially.
Everybody’s working for the weekend.
You want a piece of my heart?
You’d better start from the start.
Just saying.
Youtube is putting ads in now. What a shocker!
The lyrics look pretty lame just lying there naked, don’t they?
SDN,
By contributor I wasn’t referring to financial support.
I was trying to be sarcastic. I guess I should have added an /S
I remember singing that song over the PA in the WSA at Ramstein when some grunts did just that…off a forklift. It was a duet with a brother, so the shit was tight.
Sorry Danger, I forgot you couldn’t get youtube vids at the front.
It’s the gap band playin’, “You dropped a bomb on me”.
I never really dropped any bombs; just flew cover for the guys that did.
But that was long ago, a chapter already closed…
I don’t talk about it too much because it’s kinda like goin’ around wearing your letterman jacket from highschool-when you’re in your 50’s!
Look up the video later, it’s pretty funny; you might have heard ESPN using it as bumper music during commercial breaks on Monday night football…
Best Wishes
Et tu Pablo,
Man the least you could do is tell me what the song was;)
Pablo, I bet you dude’s were DOPE!
Switchin’ to glide, baby.
Thanks Bob,
I was guessing High way to the Danger Zone, Then Pablo said he sang it in a Duo so I as thinking You’ve lost that loving feeling.
Whew, I am glad you cleared that up;)
Switchin’ to Glide from a semi-obscure Canadian band.
The 80’s when MTV was about music
that had legs not politics.
Maybe one day Jeff you can be a big league blogger. A true renaissance man of such intellectual talent and brilliance that your blog posts literally change the conscience of a nation and, when angered, you can consume your enemies with rivers of napalm flowing from your arse.
Maybe one day you can be like him.
Then again, maybe one day you will just drive into an cncoming truck just to end it all.
It’s obvious you’re a few diaper pins short of a three-pin diaper, ya leaking little unwashed pussy, but you’re also terribly fuckin’ boring. A boring fuckin’ screwball, and with P’brain we already have one too many of those.
I thought you were going to dig yourself a mud bunker so you could cower in your feces like a mud loving pig in response to Obama and the Dems and the black helicopters and all. Need to borrow a shovel?
The grunts didn’t think so. :)
Good ones geoffb…
FWIW, Joan Jett lives near me, and according to my wife was a regular denizen of some of our local bars…
Said she didn’t look llike the video JJ any longer though; but, time happens, and the arrow only points in one direction(unfortuately)…
Maybe that’s why they dropped that bomb, Pablo!
Good to hear from you, boss. A bunch of very smart proggs stopped by and delivered some rather eloquent and stirring defenses for their positions that have kept us all busy. We could use the help around here lately. We used to call em trolls but let me tell you, this latest crop, these guys are some real intellectual heavyweights. Think Professor Caric times like a hundred five or even a hundred ten percent.
And to think I used to think they had nothing. Gosh. I’ve been thumbing thru my Burke all morning, reconsidering my position on everything from personal liberty to touring Key West this September on the back of a panhead hardtail in red pumps and mylar chaps.
JHo,
Did you forget the /s as well.
My wife is a big Joan Jett fan but I surprised her by pulling out my Runaways albums.
It’s obvious you’re a few diaper pins short of a three-pin diaper, ya leaking little unwashed pussy, but you’re also terribly fuckin’ boring.
Aside from the bad writing that’s how everyone here would describe you.
As a College student in the 80’s, and as a cool dude in a Rockin’ band, it quickly became apparent to me that Lover-Dude sucked. When I say they sucked, I mean THEY SUCKED. But there is good news friends. They sucked so very badly what with the bad teeth, the head bands and becaues they are from Canada and because their music was SUCK-O-RIFFIC, that they actually became quite good. Kind of like after playing basketball after not playing for a year. It hurts. It hurts so good. Nah, they suck.
Comment by thor on 6/23 @ 12:34 pm #
whore talking about poop again.
Good times, good times.
JHo – Going anywhere on a Panhead hardtail is worth doing. At least once. Now, the fact that your legs may go numb from the vibrations after about 3 miles should not play into your calculus.
oh, JD, you might find this amusing.
Holy shit. We live in interesting times, my friends.
maggie – Did you see who I get to eat dinner with tomorrow?
Loverboy Day!
I hope this is not what Jeff is up to…
It’s kinda hot to wear my red leather rock-suit. It’s also a little warm to be wearing it.
Heh.
When you spend your days listening to Loverboy,
“Arena” music? So are you punching a bag, or just jumping around to some fruity Richard Simmons video?
You wanna piece of my heart? You better start from the…
Nah. You can go ahead and have that little piece that’s small and shriveled, and has mostly written off the average American voting stooge as addle brained fuckwits that can’t be saved.
Are we speaking Ebonics this week? Did I miss a memo?
David Thompson has a great post up, made up of 4 segments of a documentary about Revolutionary Feminists of ’70’s Britain. The docu. titled Angry Wimmin is mostly participants from that time centered in Leeds interviewed today with a look back to the exciting days of separatism and male-eliminationism, ridding their world of repressive men and male children, taking back the night from rapists, burning out sexshops, splintering into factional identity politics groups, collapsing in on their inborn contradictions …………….. ah, such good times. It’s a hell of a good post.
Bo don’t know Diddley…
just cuz u wear ur underwear on the outside of your clothes
doesn’t make u a rock star…
a superhero/ maybe..
poo
dang close quote
Sanford crazy like a fox?
If Jeff keeps pulling these “Sanfords”, who knows, he might make a short list! The Outlaw President
Joe:
What? No Johnny Mac?
…ah, we hardly knew ye.
Youse guys are missing the massive Twitter thingy. Everyone is on #coolbandsmadeuncool. I mean EVERYBODY. Except me.
who do they fear most?
downs syndrome baby momma..
from blue coast to coast
Fred?
“Everybody’s misused him,
Ripped him up and abused him…”
Johnny Mac is definitely not running.
Fred likes to hang home with Jeri. I can see the appeal of that.
do i have male freak sex tit
lying eyes?
go to conservatives 4 palin to see her record..
i get excited cuz of her record..she took on the status quo..entrenched pow pow…
of course.. under oath…
she’s fine!…thats gots lots to do with it…
JD and Happyfeet are ordering right now!
I know some regular readers don’t share my trepidation, but the prospect of Mitt being at the top of the ticket in ’12 just numbs me.
After just 21 weeks of Obama, I am ready for something radically different–and not just different from Obama, but different from the usual candidate that Republicans throw up there.
i’m …in mass.
i thought mitt would be 2008 numb a knee…
but
he had to play politics in mass
i thought his bizness acumen would be enuff
repubs are so pussy/wimps…
yes i think i might can
later!
palin/ in ur fuck face
tea party farty poo race…
frame the narrative!
Freddie used to hang with Mrs Jones…they had a thing goin’ on.
she’s a hockey mom
assist u if u can score…
she won’t suffer fools.
I’m with you Cowboy.
We need Zombie Reagan.
I don’t want to see either Mitt or Huckholio. Sorry, they had their chances; neither one of ’em could beat an old half-liberal so old he farted dust. Didn’t Nishi mention a couple times that he was old?
Someone, anyone else? If Sarah Palin’s negatives are too much to overcome (because we allowed the Left to frame her as they pleased, without fighting back) then a fresh face. John Kyl is there, and he’s a smart man.
We need an ACORN, and an overarching, pointless (CHANGE!) narrative. A Soros-daddy wouldn’t hurt, either. And there’s that troubling Alinsky framework that worked so well for Obama, but not for us. We need to make use of all of those effective tools, without compromising our core principles.
We are so freakin’ doomed…
Palin/Liz Cheney ’12
I’m with you serr8d.
If Palin is too damaged, can we at least find a conservative?
Nazdar:
I hear you.
Why can’t we brothers, protect one another,
Noone’s serious and it makes me furious,
Don’t be misled, just think of Fred.
I hear you. Romney is hardly an outlaw candidate. Had he been the nominee last time I think he would have lost by 20 (although had he been the Veep, McCain-Romney might have won). Oh well.
Joe:
Though I don’t understand it, my family is from WY and MT and the anti-Mormon thing is really strong out west. Of course, there are more prairie dogs than people in the part of WY I was born in, so maybe that wouldn’t have much of an electoral effect…
palin ain’t damaged fuckheads…
promote her record…
she took on the murkowszki camp…
who do they fear…
in their hatchet mean faces!
Palin scares them… wots that tell u?
she drew 20’000 in albany ny
she’s the real deal…
check out conservatives4palin
sorry…
no..
i’m not f+ckin sorry!
You know why you don’t get out of the car by a “Prairie Dog Town”?
Fleas.
Bubonic plague, that’s why.
pd:
I registered with conservatives4palin. If she’s our candidate, I’ll back her all the way.
My only concern is that dickheads like Gibson and Couric have swayed the unaligned too much.
What do you think? [In iambic pentameter, of course.]
meandering…
i like politics..it’s so “now”
but when i meet someone close/ and/ us conservses/ being so
off beat/ i mean not nasty screaming in ur face about blah blah…
and then to find.. someone[family)
who u thought was intelligent…
about politics…and they say..blah blah..”at least he’s[ meaning bam)
is smart…
and then 6 months later…they{meaning formerley smarty’s
say to u…..
oh!…they say to you…
walla walla bing bang…
and u say…
kids!
what’s wrong with these kids today?
I’m with you newrouter. Palin/CheneyII – Time for a real change.
haikus- is that iam=glenn beck- parameters?
a cowgirl lets voice
tring-a-ling-a-ling….a-ling
can u harmonize?
Anti mormon bias costs Romney votes, but that alone did not cost him the nomination. What hurt Romney is the flip flops, he just came off inauthentic. And his campaign was not well run. As we have seen with Obama, Romney is not the only flip flopper out there.
But what killed Romney was he had a fairly extensive YouTube history of saying one thing and then promoting another. Hewitt and Townhall no longer link youtube links in comments because of that.
Obama benefited from not having that same video history to be exploited by an opposition party (at the time). But if the economy is still in the shitter, Obama is going to have some tough sledding in 2012.
My prime problem with Mitt is he is too eager to please. As much as I like many of the people on that list above in their current jobs, none of them really inspires me as POTUS (although after a taste of the Age of Obama, I would take any of them in a heartbeat). Maybe Mr. Applicachian Trail can pull it off in 2012. Who knows.
I don’t subscribe to anti-Mormon beliefs. I have expressed admiration for the tenacity of that religion. If you’ve read of their beginnings; of the Plates of Gold delivered by an angel to an unlikely prophet later kicked out of the Church, you realize that those are shifting sands on which to build a religion. But the resulting structure has the strongest family bonds left in America today. Even the Catholics can’t touch ’em for family building; and the Jooooos aren’t seriously trying anymore, are they?
Aside from the Amish (who may inherit America after all is said and done) there’s no stronger groupthink religion out there.
Well, given it’s a minor religion. Let’s not forget those who succumb to the Crescent, and desire (and have pledged) to Have It All.
we all thought hillary was a shoe in…
we [i’m taliking generally) were scared?/ trepidisious{sp)
about her…
obama won cuz of…brain fart.. not primaries…
he won cuz he mobilizede in iowa..
fuck!
not primaries…
caucacus-es
{more molson 4 me!)
and that propelled him
along with the rascist medya…
Palin draws people/ look at her record!
they fear her!
in their fuck face….
just sayin
i’m mad!{scowly face!)
Let’s hope this sticks.
I generally like Mormons. Hardly flawless, like most people, but generally pretty straight shooters.
Palin/CheneyII
Obama, quakes and shivers
That ticket has legs
A live version this time
u so … fine geoffry giraffe laff laff!
u gave… a sweet boy from quincy mass
who was hockey rinkl;ess…
until a mentor.. bobby orr,,,
who is not… not a pervert…
unless his so su….sa…
smoooth skating freaks ur beak?
does it?…
well?…
does it?
if only geoffb would sex pistol me…
i mitey mouse end slavery…
{but i doubt it!)
i am out of control[ relative)
will be back …soon
love u people…
thank you….
marco…?
does this work?
“Andrew Sullivan immediately leaped into the fray. Unlike the rest of these non-experts, many of whom began to back off of the story when word emerged that Mrs. Palin’s daughter was pregnant and had been close to the time of Trig’s birth, Sullivan, who apparently received a secret medical degree while attending Harvard, began obsessively following this story, turning the Atlantic from a fairly uninteresting opinion website into a leading journal of gynecology and obstetrics. Rarely in human history has a gay man been that obsessed with a married woman’s vagina.”
http://newledger.com/2009/06/through-the-looking-glass-with-andrew-sullivan/
I don’t want to see either Mitt or Huckholio. Sorry, they had their chances; neither one of ‘em could beat an old half-liberal so old he farted dust.
Huckabee is a snake. But McCain won because the genuine conservative vote was split between Mitt, Fred, and Rudy. And sometimes Huck.
Mitt can fix the economy. Not because he can control the government but because he knows what businesses need to thrive (and most importantly, what gubmint needs to stay out of). We’ll be in such a pit by 2012 that we’ll be begging him to save us like he did the Olympics.
the Plates of Gold delivered by an angel to an unlikely prophet later kicked out of the Church
Joseph Smith was never a member of any church except the one he founded.
Aside from the Amish (who may inherit America after all is said and done) there’s no stronger groupthink religion out there.
Groupthink? Do you mean that we’re steadfast or that we’re mindless zombies? (Please take note of the pronouns I used in that sentence.)
Well, given it’s a minor religion.
Fifth largest in the U.S. and fastest growing in the world (Islam claims it, but they’re growing through births; we grow mostly through converts, at about a quarter-million convert baptisms a year.)
Hardly flawless, like most people, but generally pretty straight shooters.
When I was 12, I shot at 10 clay pigeons: nicked two, shattered one. So yeah, I guess we do shoot pretty straight.
when i was 12…
it was a very good year…
dicentra, sorry that was a little bit condecending. You keep shooting!
And I am with you, I do not like Huck. I think Mitt has the ability to be a very good president, far better than Obama. I am just not sure Ann is that into him running again. I like Sanford too (I wondered if Jeff was making some subtle link with his post to today’s event with him). I like Jindal.
Huckabee is Bill Clinton with a Bible. No way in Hell I’d vote for him.
The biggest reason Fred didn’t make it is that this country hasn’t seen a candidate in 50 years who doesn’t wet-dream about the office 24/7. Fred knew that there is life outside of government. Sarah Palin projects a similar attitude, which is why I like her.
I’m looking for a candidate who will start telling Gibson and Couric, “That is a lie, and you are a liar.”
Groupthink means strong family ties that bind, Dicentra. I’m impressed. No zombies, really. Zombies are the tin cup-shakers at the airports, and the ones that Science Fiction writer dude deceived as a prank for Harlan Ellison.
the Amish (who may inherit America after all is said and done)
Because they abide no electricity?
sinatra/ of course…
hmm…
these boots were made 4 walkin…
thats just what they’ll do…
one of these days…
obama’s gonna pass out out on you…{bass line)
Word.
They didn’t hurt Palin, she is tougher than a pine knot.
She is the Claude Lemeuix of politics, McCain was just too big a pussy to put the puck in play.
Palin will camp in front of the net and take all the shots those knuckleheads got, dump and chase motherfuckers.
I’m wondering if pdbuttons is suffering from some keyboard equivalent of Tourette’s.
I mean, WTF? Is any of that apropos of anything at all?
pavlovs dog pees on…
chris matthews liberal fog..
you are so past due…
I don’t talk about it too much because it’s kinda like goin’ around wearing your letterman jacket from highschool-when you’re in your 50’s!
So it’s really cool then?
just free stylee
and drinkin
sorry slart…
i lurf palin…
haiku me
Because they abide no electricity?
Hey, when the terrorists explode a nuke over the country and wipe out all electronic devices, they’ll be OK. We’ll be unable to communicate with one another because Twitter will be out.
dicentra, sorry that was a little bit condecending. You keep shooting!
Naw, I didn’t take it as condescending. I just wanted to remind people that there was a Mormon watching, thus to avoid embarrassment.
I also wanted to boast about the one and only time I’ve ever shot a gun. :-D
I mean, WTF? Is any of that apropos of anything at all?
You gots to read it like stream-of-consciousness text. It also helps to be a tad tipsy.
I’m going with Gordie Howe but I’m just ‘winging it.
obama’s gonna pass out out on you…
Heh.
buttons, no sex pistols, The Clash and Ramones here.
Or so says DPRK.
Rock and Roll.
they started a leauge[sp)
so daddy could play with kids.,.
gordie/marty/mark!
So who is the Guy Lafleur of politics?
the slapshot that decides
the new york assembly…
too many men on the ice!
you desire haiku?
sorry, nothing springs to mind
except random shit
It was one hell of a ride, al…
Maybe one night, when my tongue’s been loosened by drink, on a thread where it’s not so off topic, I’ll tell a few old stories…
Besr Wishes
please -relax your mind…
zamboni’s – slowly do grind…
frigid- i will find
Do it Bob. You’ve earned it. I’ll be there (refilling your shots)
All my stories are not nearly as good told as I thought they were when I lived them. And in most of them I am wearing a letter jacket. Kind of a “Vince Van Patton a-la Karate Kid meets Old School” vibe. Funny in an old worn-out pathetic way. Memories. Looks like I picked the wrong blog to quit drinking in.
we can both do better
haikus are natural/ can’t be forced
love ur comments!
thanks!
only twelve syllables,
a seasonal reference,
and you’re good to go
Haiku! Gesundheidt
No, a poem with syllables
I never touched her
5
7
5
alppuchino got it
only twelve syllables…
fail!
twelve disciples pray
that you find your haiku way
in purgatory
Oh, yeah. But it was still a haiku.
boo-yah!
Oh, crap. “only”
Not
5
7
5
ain’t nothing like the real thing…
babe
My first one was ok, though. Seasonal reference and all, sort of.
Gee al,
I didn’t realize that. Sorry for the whole letterman-jacket analogy; no offense meant…
I was just goofin’ on folks who always seem to be reliving their glorious times past, instead of relishing where they are…
My belief is that all our better days are ahead of us! But, as I said before; one night…
And, its 0041 here back east, and this vagabond has to hit the rack; early “curtain call” tomorrow…
Be Cool!
…for the Left to frame as negatively as they did Palin.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
it is in the name of love what you should pour some sugar on me I think
the summer winds fall…
on deaf seasonal ears..
i’ll spring for dinner!
oh. I’m on the other side of the timestamp here in Chicago. That’s a lot disorienting.
summer winds were what the Frank Sinatra sang about over and over when I worked at that Italian restaurant cause all they ever played was the Reprise Collection or somesuch
on deaf seasonal ears
the wind caresses
summer stalks of golden corn
supper is ready
la cucina sauce..
was pushed by the brothers boss..
on red stained waiters..
we are dying slow
did happyfeets dinner go?
i don’t want to pry;)
You are cool with me Bob. I never take offense. I am a founding member of the Frontier Party and it says it right in our charter. “Never take offense.”
Not taking offense is like not wearing underwear – airy and liberating.
Oh, and FYI, All-League medals make great coasters.
Steamed fresh broccoli
When chewed too fast and swallowed
Give me summer winds
split appetizer?
let’s split a bowl of soup…
how about turtle?
Al Pachino grunts..
I know Buttons is a cunt.
give him a medal!.
Versification
Extemporaneously
In the summertime.
C-word springs anew
Michelle’s has a Haywood fro
Barack won’t go down
summertime movies
TaiChi Tarantino Two..
it was really cool!
Barack and Michelle
It’s good, what do you call it?
The Aristocrats!
Michelles Garden grows…
like Obama”s Disney nose…
Hmm-Pinnochio?
Obama presides
Protein Wisdom is sidelined
Democracy dies
I just quit smoking!
but i’m rotting from inside..
won’t you guess my name!
whoo hoo!
u people are cool..!
Protien Wisdoms second rule…
see rule number one
I don’t want to hear
alpuccino’s version of
Autumn Leaves, thank you.
From Arky slickster
To smooth, smuuuve, Chicago thug
Down and down we go
A Chicago reign
so very hard to explain
my grandkids hate me
grandkids(!?)are stupid
explanation forthcoming
Springtime for Barak?
I keep forgetting
second line is seven beats
then I catch myself
She’s failure wearing fuck-me-pumps.
Mornin’ Moe!
“Comment by geoffb on 6/23 @ 9:50 pm #
“She is the Claude Lemeuix of politicsâ€
I’m going with Gordie Howe but I’m just ‘winging it.”
Nope.
Bobby Clarke. Tough, tenacious and a leader.
Maybe she could get “Moose” DuPont to play wing.
Comment by thor on 6/24 @ 4:44 am #
Oh, look, the dung beetle shows up.
I’ll bet she knows how to throw an overhand right, thor.
She’s walked into so many of ’em maybe she picked up some technique.
O!
It’s 7:30, where the heck is the morning helpin’ of r-wingered rage?
Alp? Knock, knock, Alp?
Looks like it’s just me. OK, Darleen, I’m sorry I called you a big fat bitch, and all those other assorted names.
Gimme some teh stupid!
I don’t think you are in any danger of running out, thor, it will be okay.
How’s that Urdu poetry coming?
A talking dung beetle.
Amazing.
Wait.
whore can say “poop” in Urdu?
Amazing.
Shut up, thor.
No one follows you, thor. You’ve kicked up too much of a dustcloud of half-thought snark and tendentious irony for anyone to do anything but growl at you or shrug their shoulders in boredom.
So your Little Red Fevre Dream means about as much to me as your repeated use of deft witticisms like “Duh-Dar” and “Redumblican”. It’s just what you do, slick. I won’t attempt to decipher it any more than I would the barks of the dog next door.
Ah, Pablo, my Colombian expert, how bad is it way up there in the Andes? I don’t know if I can take it where there’s less oxygen than dinero, Will I be totally out of breath and have to lay down for a siesta after every fiery speech to the pobrecitos?
Did you know that whole families used to have to work 18 hour days everywhere not so long ago? Was the only way to survive. You know why they don’t so much any more?
Hint: The answer isn’t Karl Marx or Mao.
Look, Moe, I’m trying to help you lay claim to your very own Margaritaville. Do you want to work for the man all your life or do you want to tap the jungle bitches?
I want you to stop babbling.
And to think I was considering naming you as head of the securities regulating body when I form a workers paradise stock exchange.
You fucked up, Pablo.
I was thinking you’d be a good court jester. Then I realized that deranged isn’t all that funny. If you shut up, I might let you clean the Royal toilets.
I have to go, but I suggest you Commies-in-waiting start researching locales ripe for violent overthrows.
Don’t know about you couch slugs but I very confident I can inspire a couple hundred field hands to swing farm tools at their downpressors.
I = I’m
thor, watch out or will.i.am’s manager will punch you in the face. For messing around with I=I’m.
thor plays with his cock
Oh my! What a reaction.
Body parts are fun.
What started out as an innocuous “I’m here” by Jeff invites Thorazine to come in and defecate all over the place. Clown.
” All you Can eat ” is a truly American thingy..
Ah…America..where even the poor people are fat!
but not for long…
poo
This is weird. Governor Sanford now says he was in Agentina the last couple of days? Is there a secret meeting of the Luminati or something going on?
Nothing wrong with a Governor taking time off. Hell, there are lots of good reasons to go to Argentina. Steaks, tango, trout fishing and beautiful women come to mind (not necessarily in that order). And the hyena Media and Pundits on the left love to focus on a up and coming Republican, cull him from the herd and eviserate him. But this is a non story that is becoming increasinly weird.
Was Jeff in Argentina too?
“In these rural hotbeds of human slavery, a.k.a. capitalist’s country…”
Capitalism frees slave, dung beetle.
See Republican Party, 1861 – 1865.
Socialism enslaves them further.
Gosh, you’re just……dumb.
These united States of America are daily kicking the shit out of the O! phenom. Taking thor apart at the seams is just too boring.
You can’t get enough can you thor?
“WalMart’s supposed to be so good? So if I start having the taxpayers foot the bill for Chinese Air Jordons and give them away in downtown Dallas, How is that going to affect WalMart’s shoe business? I mean c’mon, WalMart is supposed to be all-powerful right? They give a good deal on their sneakers and surely they can compete with free government shoes? C’mon, it’s logical”
Thanks Barack. Genius.
Yeah, Communism is all about teh freedom…. which is why every Communist regime in history is all about walls and guard towers and bullets to keep its’ citizens from leaving.
Hi buttons no dinner yet… Tonight I think
hi hf…
what u eating?
inquiring minds want to know!
JHo, I’m handing you the how-to blue prints so you can build and direct your very own revolutionary hill tribe.
Ingrate!
By popular demand I will be re-posting a lengthier new and improved step-by-step how-to guide to help all here who dream of being a college trained Commie recruiter and eventually want to direct their very own third-world Communist insurrection.
Maps, people, it begins with good maps!
There are those who don’t want you to know, who will try and steal my how-to plans from your eyes. They will fail.
Cutting and pasting from the big O’s books? Careful you don’t plagiarize.
Onward Quasi Communist Soldiers!
Soon to come in PW’s very own Pub: Directions on how to diffuse a capitalist’s bomb!
The other day there were a few stories about the pending release of more pieces of history from the Nixon Library .. an obvious chance to kick Nixon the the Republican Party one more time, but somewhere along the way the story seems to have disappeared …
Nancy Pelosi must be having a feeling of deja vu
Stennis replied, “I will be with you. . . . I commend you for what you are doing.”
Heh.
I also liked this bit,
The materials show Nixon as sharp-witted, crude, manipulative and sometimes surprisingly liberal in comparison with mainstream Republicans today. In one letter, he solidly endorses the Equal Rights Amendment, saying that for 20 years “I have not altered my belief that equal rights for women warrant a constitutional guarantee.” The amendment failed.
The Democrats were solidly in control of Congress then, so Nixon was surprisingly liberal in comparison to the Democrats and Republicans of his day, also, but that point doesn’t further any agendas.
Two days later, the 80s died.