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Day 4 just touched my ass inappropriately while spotting me.
That means there must be an appropriate way to touch your ass while spotting you.
I find the slap to be a very manly way of saying, “Good form there, chief”. The squeeze and pinch, on the other hand…
I wouldn’t even buy a ShamWow! from somebody wearing pastel bicycle shorts.
“wearing pastel bicycle shorts and a muscle tee. ”
Chucky Johnson is that you?
Patriotic red, white and blue bicycle shorts, though…
Oh all right. I’ll pay for the pair with the padded taint.
This post should be considered ‘unconfirmed’ until photos released …
No wide stances in stalls when solicting donations please.
Somebody pass me the brain bleach.
You should invest in Kleiner Perkins, JG. The stars seemed to be lined up in their favor.
“Very much like day 3, only day 4 is wearing pastel bicycle shorts and a muscle tee.”
It’s better if you read that in Kent Brockman’s voice.
I was reading a reflection-of-the-times mag article and it had a bunch of quotes and shop talk from hookers in Berlin who were estimating their business was off about 50% due to the economic malaise.
I would never infer that being a partisan political hack was one and same as being a legal union hooker in Berlin, my post would be deleted if I did, I fear. But Jeff if your blood money wad comes up light then maybe one of those fancy big city journalists will be calling ya, all I’m saying.
I was sixteen and sick of school and I didn’t know what I wanted to do I bought a geetar I got the feevar … that would be rock n roll I think
Just how is it being a partisan political hack grubbing for blood money which of course isn’t the same as being a legal union hooker in Berlin, Jeff? Lots of fun?
Thor why don’t you give Jeff $10,000 you cheap bastard. You know it’s the right thing to do, and all the coke and whores you’d be spending money on im place of spending time on PW would cost way more than $10,000.
Tough to argue with thor on this one. While I have no idea how his comment impugns Jeff, thor certainly is an authority on partisan political hackery. And union or not, he’s a cheap whore to boot. Though I don’t know what he charges in Berlin.
thor..Daddy roll up any blood money over the years that sit in that trust fund you live off of?
By collectively supporting Jeff, we, his audience, pull his strings in all directions. If you’ve read Foucault’s Power and Discipline as many times as I have, it’s a natural extension to desire to see Damiens quartered over and over in the public blog-o-square.
Damiens never faltered, never took the Lord’s name in vain, never blasphemed as the molten iron was poured into his bones. That’s sticking with the metanarrative, friends. No pomo-man was the regicide.
Figured out what all those big words mean, yet?
“If you’ve read Foucault’s Power and Discipline as many times as I have”…
Had to read it a few times, did ya?
Partisan political hack, whore, AND you rode the short bus.
All makes sense now.
Thanks for clearing that up.
I would inflame your brains with the profoundness of human madness, but I think I’ll simply suggest you read Power and Discipline and find out for yourselves what great fun certain of Lit Theory can be.
FO!ucault!
as free as the grass grows
free to follow your heart
Which, that is exceptionally free and it is different than our little country cause of the Barack Obama mostly but also peer pressure
#lowbloodsugarfriday
If anything, I should think that over the years I’ve shown this to be entirely untrue.
Unlike a certain Chicago Machine pol, I’m not for sale, and I don’t give favors just because you pretend to kiss my ass for a spell.
“I would inflame your brains with the profoundness of human madness”…
Ok…partisan political hack, whore, short bus, AND self admitted flamer.
Keep ’em coming short bus.
Oh, and if I feel the need to dip my balls in “human madness” I’ll head over to DKos or HuffPo, maybe rifle through Obama’s “smart power” foreign policy, or read Kennedy’s health care reform bill.
It’s cute though you suggest we read a book called Power and Discipline as you obviously lack the latter and, with only Daddy’s allowance, will never acquire the former.
…Although thor appears to be right on about my blood money wad coming up light. There are certain consequences when one is “not easy” and is given to inexplicably and unconscionably chasing people off.
Jeff blames the medication.
Did you get mine? I sent it via pay pal after you (and others) vouched for it. But, if you didn’t get it, then wtf? Thanks.
I usually wait until the end to send thank you notes. But yes, I got yours, thanks, OI. I know you were worried about Paypal; glad it worked out.
I’m very nearly always right.
Except when I cite Foucault, it’s titled Discipline and Punish.
I blame my faltering memory on Liberia’s General Butt Naked being a reborn again Christian. I find him/that disturbing, but funnier than hell.
My contribution is in the mail Jeff.
Not that it’s going to tip the scales or anything, but it’s better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.
Or an impassioned defense of your uneasiness based on dated info, questionable motives, and misdirected empathy.
Still, you may find the paper it’s wrapped in of more value than the actual contribution.
Sorry about that…
PayPal ate my dingoes.
…”my blood money wad coming up light.”
Thanks for the Tampax commercial from hell.
Jesus. That’s just…gross.
“There are certain consequences when one is “not easy†and is given to
inexplicably and unconscionably chasing peopleoccasionally telling a few folks to fuck off.”I think that has more truthiness to it.
*SNORT!*
Of course, it isn’t true. Has thor ever shown to be truly intelligent? He tells us a lot, yes (again in this very thread). But simple concepts and comprehension seem to elude him. And he’s still on this partisan hack thing? Too much projection will curb your erection. Can ya dig it?
That’s thank you enough, Jeff. I’m glad you got it.
thor,
Are you sure that’s not “Discipline and Punish” ? That’s the only Foucalt book I could reference that had a title even remotely like the one you spoke of…
Main character in that is Damiens too…
I’ve never read Foucalt, does that character appear in several books?
“I’m very nearly always right.”
Except about the title of the book you referenced solely to talk down to us…
Wow.
Nice goin’ there short bus.
Bob, I have it Xeroxed and in hand-stapled form, because that’s the pay-off when you sign-up for Marxist Lit Theory classes, educational materials are exempt from the copyright protection of capitalist money-changers. So in my book it ain’t a book.
OI, I am an elite God, only elitist are allowed to dig me, meaning not you nor your douche water tsunami of village hicks.
So, I’m thinking maybe GM stock.
Maybe Discipline and Publish then, thor?
29 and 38 for 36
Whole lott’a woman, a whole lott’a Rosie, dee-dee-dee-da-da, whole lott’a Rosie…
“pastel bicycle shorts and a muscle tee.”
Whew, glad I hit PayPal before reading that.
Maybe a “Roadhouse” look would work better?
thor,
I posted 36 without having seen what you wrote at 29. The Action! is moving too fast here!
Actually, Thor, you’re dumb. That’s it. You had me fooled. But, you’re nothing more than a dumb guy who says too much.
“Maybe a “Roadhouse†look would work better?”
Agreed.
If this carries over, Day 5 should have big blonde hair and really nice tits.
You do that and won’t be any need for a Day 6.
JHo, Jeff doesn’t want the placenta to hit the floor. Not here. Not now.
Oh lighten up, OI. You dig me, I feel ya.
Bob-
Are you sure that’s not “Discipline and Punish�
I am so hating Wikipedia about now…
“It’s my way or the highway.”
“I’ll bet that hurts, don’t it?”
Thor’s here again. Fancy that.
It’s youtube you should be hating.
Actually thor, I googled Foucalt+Pwer+Discipline, that yielded a bunch of “Discipline and Punish” titles…
Then I added Damiens, and voila!
Wiki was among the hits on the searches though…
I’ll have to read it sometime, as long as it won’t turn me into a Marxist!
Leon or Michel? There’s your “there are two types of people in the world” in a nutshell.
I’m with Eco.
A Tale of Two Neocons: Or Andrew Sullivan’s Theory On How Jews Want Dinnerjacket To Win.
Everybody knows that, you got your Bens and your Antibens.
That’s new fiction to me, B Moe. Thanks.
Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSZ7Hq1A_As
Is that from Junkie, cranky-d?
Okay, I googled it, it’s its own thing.
No problem, bh, Donald Westlake is one of my absolute favorites.
thor: Don’t call me stupid.
Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
thor: Apes don’t read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, thor. They just don’t understand it.
Friday Night Outrage.
That one by “cranky-d” at # 58 was NOT me. Using someone else’s hand is very bad form.
hand->handle
Is JeffG a paranoid schizophrenic who needs to change the dosage on his medication? Or just a repressed, self-hating fag who needs 8 inches of power up the butt to feel like a human being?
I’m guessing it was thor, because he is a big fucking pussy.
I’ll slip my 8 inches of power up your butt if you like, Jeff. I’ll even give you the reach around. That’s the kind of guy I am.
FAGGOT!
Phillip is projecting.
JeffG choking me out while fucking me in the ass. That wouold be fun too.
gaytube.com has what you need, my faggoty friend. Try it and let the deamons be free.
You say Outlaw. I say FAGGOTRY!
Damn right you’re guessing it was me because I guessed it was you doing the bad form on me. I’m guessing I guessed right. Ha.
Wow.
I’m guessing that we’re scraping the bottom of the troll barrel….
Jeff, the only reason I send you money is so you can write about what you want to.
Wanda, calling thor dense is an insult to gravity. Density can at least do something useful.
cranky-d, I do not think Phillip is thor. But who knows, he may have had an epiphany.
thor only likes little boys, so it can’t be him.
Twitter It!
If it is Twitter, it must be true.
I meant it was thor who hijacked my name, probably. He likes doing that.
Phillip needs to be donkey punched by thorita.
cranky-d, well that might be thor. He just in his heart wishes he was like you.
Phillip seems a bit limited in the brain stem components to be anyone except a drive-by troll, it’s probably an atrioidiot or equivalent. Even thor, Troll Leader and Asshole Supreme, does a better job at commentary.
(Don’t look too hard there, thor, for any modicum of acceptance in that remark. You’re a permanent fixture on my ‘Shitheels’ leaderboard, usually placing just in front of O!. That’d be your favored in-real-life placement too, I’ll further warrant.)
Every state has warrants on it.
I bring out the best in people.
It’s a gift.
Jeff,
I dont know if it matches the creativity of Phillip but I made a post over at the Pub I hope you will like.
Regards
Will check it out.
Have grocery shopping and t-ball practice with the kid today. Enjoy your weekend, all.
Tally: I’m about $500 shy of the target. Thanks to all who’ve donated.
Jeff,
A tip is on the table, I picked an odd $ amount because my wife is at home taking care of the bills and she might not understand.
Enjoy the t-ball
You’re overseas and your wife “might not understand”?
j/k I’ll just say that it was things like pw and the nice person that donated a Rush 24/7 account for RTO that gave us fun things to talk about while he was deployed.
I neither seek nor desire acceptance from slithering inbreeds in Tarpit, Tennessee.
Jeff is aware that I have to constantly deal with various dick-choking nutballs on PW.
I’m Jesus-like like that, ya fuck face.
Then I hope someday someone nails you but good, buddy.
Think of me before you pass completely.
“j/k I’ll just say that it was things like pw and the nice person that donated a Rush 24/7 account for RTO that gave us fun things to talk about while he was deployed.”
Maggie,
You and RTO might like my post over at the Pub check it out when you get a chance.
Regards
I love you, Jeff. In a completely platonic way. Thor, I know you have far more to offer than emotional bullshit. I come here to learn. I know I can do that from you, too.
I still lurv u too, JeffieG.
The real protein wisdom.
Happy Fathers day.
;)
And….I think your fellow outlaws are winning.
Ya Haqq!
Funny, but the line of fiction I wrote that gave birth to “protein wisdom” had to do with the idea of memory creation and storage.
Jeff G.,
Is that fiction posted anywhere, the one you say gave birth to protein wisdom?
Regards
It isn’t. In fact, I’m not even sure I have it anywhere but as hard copy.
Jeff G,
Some of the more computer-savvy guys here moght know better, but I believe you can scan the hard copy into adobe and have an optical character reader “read” it so that it could be arranged in a web-publishable format…
I dunno, but I’ll bet SBP does…
Jeff I’d gladly pony up a wad of cash if you’ll agree to give me some one-on-one whining lessons.
I want to learn from the MASTER!
P.S. Dan Collins did not ask me to post this comment, but feel free to blame him.