and now I’ve got three kids! DAMN YOU, KATY PERRY!!!
Speaking of music, I can’t ever hear Tommy James’ “Draggin’ a Line” without superimposing the lyric, “Bangers and mash, mash, mash” over the baseline. Sociopath.
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So that’s what causes them…
Thanks Dan…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T-ZII2LjNo
Makin’ a living the old hard way
Takin’ and giving by day by day
I dig snow and rain and bright sunshine
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
My dog Sam eats purple flowers
We ain’t got much but what we got’s ours
We dig snow and rain and bright sunshine
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
I feel fine I’m talkin’ bout peace of mind
I’m gonna take my time I’m gettin’ the good sign
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
Loving the free and feelin’ spirit
Of huggin’ a tree when you get near it
Diggin’ the snow and rain and bright sunshine
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
I feel fine I’m talkin’ bout peace of mind
I’m gonna take my time I’m gettin’ the good sign
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
Bangers and mash, mash, mash
Bangers and mash, mash, mash…
Merry Christmas and Many happy returns to you and yours
Does it make me a bad person that I like that song?
Not in any way that would hold up in court, I think, JD. On the other hand, I like it, too.
Yeah Dan, you probably think something like this is funny:
“November 2000, England) A husband who frequently asked his wife to cover his nose and mouth with her nightie during lovemaking, decided to add a plastic bag to his repertoire of solo sex tools. Martin, 34, pulled a plastic bag over his head and used a vacuum cleaner to remove the air. He was found lying by the still-running vacuum cleaner, fully clothed, dead, still holding the plug.”
Sicko…
What plug?
I’m afraid to ask…yikes! Not sure I could identify it anyway, been a while since I’ve been to ye olde local sex shoppe.
I’m guessing [and it’s just a guess] that it might be English slang for….ummm…johnson.
Darwin sez the article originally ran in the Sun, so that is somewhat plausible.
Still looking…
From urban dictionary:
“30. Plug
N. a long thin smooth object which is inserted into the eye of the penus down the urethra
some say using a plug during sex or masturbation improves the male orgasm “
Lt – You succeeded in making me throw up a little in the back of my mouth. Thanks.
On a lighter note, as long as the women are not fat and ugly, is two girls kissing ever a bad thing?
After 15 minutes of looking, that is the best I could find.
You do know I was joking? I would be sociopath too, as I found the swept away story funny and tragic.
I can’t remember if it was covered in the story or commentary, but what I found funny was that I seem to remember [and I may be wrong] was that she was young and from a foreign country and he was older. I got the impression that she was a mail order bride.
So imagine paying for that and then, first thing, Whoosh!…she’s gone. The irony of that, I’m sorry, is funny to me.
‘Course, I think Dr. Strangelove is funny, so what do I know?
So they’ll have to sue us, I suppose.
“is two girls kissing ever a bad thing?”
Yes, if they are pure lesbians and there is no chance for us…
Amen, brotherman.
Dan,
Have you seen this? It’s the best one I’ve seen so far. It’s long, but it’s excellent.
Perhaps worthy of a post…
http://reason.tv/video/show/626.html
Lt and other interested Gentleman,
Just a guess, but the “plug” in that story may have been the electric plug for the vacuum…
Although, the whole discussion has been quite, ahem, informative…
And I agree with Lt wholeheartedly on the burning question of when could two girls kissing be bad…
Gentlemen, have a lovely day…
When Rosie O’Donnell is one of the two women.
Mossberg500,
The image of Rosie, in any capacity, has succeeded in making me ill!
[shudder]
Sorry Bob! On the bright side, I don’t think she’s technically a woman. YMMV.
Lt. York, thanks. I’ll try to get around to that.
“30. Plug
N. a long thin smooth object which is inserted into the eye of the penus down the urethra . . .“
You mean they use a Foley Catheter as a sex toy? I would have never thought of it as that, not even in a million years.