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9 most patriotic ways to celebrate the preposed new national Obama holiday

  1. uh, half off on Oreo cookies?

175 Replies to “9 most patriotic ways to celebrate the preposed new national Obama holiday”

  1. happyfeet says:

    Baracky Day is for the people.

  2. Carin says:

    I’m gonna dress my lawn jockey in a top hat and a cane. I think he’ll look more presidential that way.

  3. Tyler Durden says:

    Black and Tan?

  4. urthshu says:

    Patriotic? Well, of course one should just pay extra taxes on Baracky Day.

  5. thoreaper says:

    I’m going to carve a B into your lawn jockey’s Jockeys.

  6. Tyler Durden says:

    Moros y Cristianos (Black beans served over white rice)

  7. Tyler Durden says:

    Smores

  8. Bob Reed says:

    1) Pay double taxes…
    2) “Volunteer” to help others pay double taxes…
    3) Give your SUV to an inner city kid desperately in need of some “Bling”…

  9. Carin says:

    I also think it would be a really nice gesture if we let the blacks we keep chained in our basements to watch a bit of the celebration on the tele.

  10. Roland THTG says:

    I’m gonna get myself a Barakyday Present.
    Maybe 1000 rnds of 7.62X39.

    For the chirren!

  11. Tyler Durden says:

    How about the traditional President’s day white sale?

  12. urthshu says:

    Could also work at the new collective farms

  13. Slartibartfast says:

    Roland, you might wanna be careful mentioning a president-elect and ammo in the same sentence. It kind of hit me off-balance, until I realized what you _actually_ said.

  14. happyfeet says:

    Celebratory gunfire without Christiane Amanpour having to explain it is change you can believe in I think. That’s what Baracky Day means to me.

  15. Slartibartfast says:

    Or in adjacent sentences, anyway.

  16. Dan Collins says:

    I’m gonna read “Young Goodman Brown.”

    RACIST!!!

    As long as he’s bailing out the auto industry, he might as well buy Fiat, because we’re going to see a lot more of those over the coming years.

  17. Nekulturny says:

    How about the traditional President’s day white sale?

    Yeah, Macy’s is going to have to rethink that one.

  18. Tyler Durden says:

    We could take turns throwing each other under the proverbial bus.

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    “I’m going to carve a B into your lawn jockey’s Jockeys.”

    Yet another of thor’s sick sexual fantasies.

    Well, it is all he has….

  20. steph says:

    Black and white milkshakes at Mickey D’s?

  21. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by Nekulturny on 11/10 @ 11:49 am #

    How about the traditional President’s day white sale?”

    Senator Byrd is outside waiting now.

  22. urthshu says:

    Slart –
    IMO, I think you’re being too persnickety. We’ve the right, currently, to bear arms and mentioning bullets in the same sentence as a political figure is fully in keeping with the intention behind that right. I’ll defer to the FFs for justification, if thats what you want.

  23. Tyler Durden says:

    I know, we can have a race. And then have a national conversation about it.

  24. Mossberg500 says:

    thug thizzle thursdays

  25. urthshu says:

    If, OTOH, a direct threat is made, then sure, tell him off. But it wasn’t even close to the intention.

  26. Mossberg500 says:

    drive thru abortion month

  27. Buffoon says:

    Travel to DC, cab it to 1600 Pennsy Ave, drop trow, squat and leave Obama a lawn biscuit……

    I WIN! I WIN!!

  28. Roland THTG says:

    I meant to say: Go out and heal the planet.

  29. urthshu says:

    Buffoon – yes, you do LOL

  30. Slartibartfast says:

    if thats what you want

    I don’t want anything in particular, Roland. You’re free to say anything at all you please, as am I.

  31. Kirk says:

    I’m going to work my ass off that day just out of spite.

  32. Hvy Mtl Hntr says:

    I’m having trouble with the whole “Barack” thingy- it sounds like what occurs when I drink too much beer and eat bad mexican food.

  33. urthshu says:

    ’twas me, slart. not roland

  34. urthshu says:

    but, yeah, say what you want, nobody’s stopping you.

    g2g anyway

  35. Tyler Durden says:

    How about going to church and pretending not hear what the pastor is saying?

  36. Spiny Norman says:

    10. Car-b-que!

    Hey, that’s all the rage in Fronce! We all want to be like Fronce now, don’t we?

  37. ThomasD says:

    I couldn’t figure out why this thread was making me all teary eyed, and then I realized I wasn’t wearing my glasses.

    That is all.

  38. Some Fun Over At Protein Wisdom…

    A simple question…

    9 most patriotic ways to celebrate the preposed new national Obama holiday..

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    Head on over and see if you can spot my response………….

  39. Lisa says:

    No, you so don’t win. Total fail, apeboy.

    Why do boys find shitting in places other than toilets amusing and/or profound means of expression? I can’t tell you how many times I have listened to some family member (almost always someone in the military) recite (with much snorting and giggling) a story of some guy taking a shit on the enemy’s flag/statue/person/important thing (this also applies to members of college/high school sports teams – taking a crap on the mascot or in the locker room of the opposition is considered wildly hilarious as well as an act of great nobility and school spirit).

    It. Is. So. Gross.

  40. steph says:

    8. Barry White is Resurrected by the Obamessiah to sing Love’s Seranade Pt. 1/Change: “Take it off Deb. . . Baby, take it all off . . . I want you the way you came into the world . . . I don’t wanna feel no clothes . . . I don’t wanna see no panties . . . Take off that brassiere, my dear . . . Everybody’s gone . . . We’re gonna take the receiver off the phone . . . because baby, you and me, heh . . . this night, we’re gonna get it on . . . we’re gonna get it on to a love seranade… because this night is our night…this is Our Moment … this is Our Time… Our Moment… Our Time…Change (I can do it, you can do it, she can do it, he can do it, they can do it, we can do it)

  41. Sdferr says:

    It. Is. So. Gross.

    And there you have the answer to your question: “Why do boys find shitting in places other than toilets amusing and/or profound means of expression?” See S. Pinker “The Stuff of Thought”.

  42. Lisa says:

    Half-Off on Oreo Cookies:

    Oreo is used for someone who is supposedly black on the outside but white on the inside (whatever that means). But since he is a thuggist, whitey-hating, domestic terrorist who wants your guns, freedom, and money, Oreo’s would be inappropriate. You should probably just hide in your fallout shelter with your wife and kids and maybe munch on some of your non-perishable treats. You can also fondle polish up your guns. You can even reinact the Turner Diaries! Fun for the whole family!

    Wolverines!!!

  43. mojo says:

    Coconuts! Coconuts for EVERYBODY!

  44. Hadlowe says:

    Perhaps Lisa missed Jeff’s repeated request to have a more authentically black presidential candidate.

  45. happyfeet says:

    Memo To The President

    As you prepare to take office, President-elect Obama, we here at NPR News wanted to outline the issues you face.

    In this occasional series, NPR will follow the transition from the Bush administration to the Obama administration through a series of stories, conversations, commentaries and essays that will outline the many issues and challenges facing the new occupant of the White House. From a broken military to a troubled economy to a National Park Service in need of a major overhaul — we’ll provide the briefing paper, the options and the obstacles.*

  46. Carin says:

    . You should probably just hide in your fallout shelter with your wife and kids and maybe munch on some of your non-perishable treats. You can also fondle polish up your guns. You can even reinact the Turner Diaries! Fun for the whole family!

    Damn, Lisa, are you spying on me? But, it’s not the Turner Diaries we’re reenacting. it’s ‘White Chicks.”

  47. Lisa says:

    Sdferr I guess I answered my own question. Whenever I hear a story where some guy takes a dump on something then runs and jumps in a car and screeches away, I think “did he stop to wipe his ass before he pulled up his drawers?!?!”

  48. Lisa says:

    LOL Carin. I fucking love you, girl.

  49. Sdferr says:

    Heh, now that’s just gross Lisa.

  50. Two Dogs says:

    Maybe they could call it the President’s Day Black Sale. On second thought……

  51. Lisa says:

    Perhaps Lisa missed Jeff’s repeated request to have a more authentically black presidential candidate.

    LMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race. (I say that with fondness as I am currently employed in one of those crazy other-worlds called a university).

  52. Lisa says:

    Actually, thinking of Cornell West and Michael Eric Dyson, non-white academics are fond of opining on the authenticity of Teh Minorities as well.

  53. happyfeet says:

    Is Cornell the one with the crazyhair what goes on Tavis all the time?

  54. N. O'Brain says:

    “From a broken military….”

    What’s “broken” about our military?

    We have the best equipped, saviest, most battle hardened military in the entire world.

    e.g., the Marines are expanding to 202,000 members.

    They will be completed this expansion 2 years ahead of schedule.

  55. mojo says:

    When Principal Kim Sims of Chicago’s Bouchet Math and Science Academy used to talk to kids about misbehavior, one favorite line was, “How would your parents feel about this?”

    But these days, Sims is using another approach.

    “I ask them, ‘How do you think Barack Obama would feel about this?’ ” Sims said.

    That’s it, I’m teaching the kid to answer “Who the fuck cares?”

  56. Lisa says:

    10. Go over to Huffington Post and ooh and awww over the numerous “Obama Family Photo Albums”. Then leave a fawning post about how cute they are.

  57. SarahW says:

    I say more like Eton messiah, or fondant with red-velvet layers.

  58. happyfeet says:

    oh. Yup. He’s kind of a strange man I think.

  59. Lisa says:

    Yep Happy. Hee. I love that guy, but he is crazier than a bedbug in the month of June.

  60. bastitches says:

    4. Question questioning authority.
    5. Liberate a few arugula sandwiches from Quizno’s if they haven’t been shut down.
    6. Start your month of duty on the potato farm collective.

  61. Lisa says:

    mojo, ugh. I swear…I voted for the guy and I am pretty excited about the election and all…..but there are so many nauseating stories like that floating around out there I am in danger of becoming bulimic.

  62. alppuccino says:

    It’s best to turn to the stars of country music for meaningful American holidays:

    The preacher-man said whitey gave us AIDS
    And my next door neighbor likes to bomb parades.
    Your taxes go up while the Stock Market’s down
    and your gonna get mugged
    when I put on my crown

    I came out of the hood you see
    My woman’s got junk and she’s six-foot-three.
    We can do a fist-pump, we can shuck and jive
    And a Kenya-boy can survive.

    A Kenya-boy can survive.

    Back in ott-4 when I said I wouldn’t run
    Was before I met Soros with is big fat fund.
    I played “Race”, McCain played “Nam”
    When he said “public funds” I said “I don’t give a damn.”

    You’ll get a full tank’a gas, from your friend Uncle Sam
    And mortgage payments all across this land.
    If you only make a buck, I’ll send another five
    And a Kenya-boy can survive.

    A Kenya-boy can surviiiiiiii………iiiiiiiiiii…….iiiiiiiii……ive

  63. Lisa says:

    I fucking LOVE that picture, happy. I wonder what he is saying.

    “Often, white people come down from the sky and shit in my hand. I discuss this phenomenon in my latest book, available at bookstores next month.”

  64. Obamachameleon says:

    #3: Dress up like a member of your favorite militant group of the sixties and seventies.

    //////////VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!\\\\\

  65. thordaniels says:

    That’s catchy, alp.

  66. happyfeet says:

    I think you might have nailed it there Lisa.

  67. thordaniels says:

    Ann Colter went to Cornell.

  68. Rob Crawford says:

    You can even reinact the Turner Diaries!

    Racist, much, Lisa?

  69. Pablo & Clyde says:

    The Turner Diaries? No, girlfriend. I’m keeping three books handy. This one, this one, and especially this one.

    See ya on You Tube!

  70. Tyler Durden says:

    How about inventing a special cocktail for the occasion, something utilizing bitters.

  71. Rob Crawford says:

    //////////VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!\\\\\

    “It doesn’t work, Ric. You can’t get the last nail in.”

    (paraphrased)

  72. Tyler Durden says:

    Bitters and cling peaches.

  73. Mossberg500 says:

    How about a Homeboy Sunrise – Old English 800, Orange Jucie, and Tabasco Sauce!

  74. Dread Cthulhu says:

    Lisa: “Oreo is used for someone who is supposedly black on the outside but white on the inside (whatever that means). But since he is a thuggist, whitey-hating, domestic terrorist who wants your guns, freedom, and money, Oreo’s would be inappropriate.”

    Chocolate-covered Oreo’s, then?

    Lisa: “I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.”

    Wasn’t it Harry Belafonte that opined that Colin Powell and C. Rice were naught but “Uncle Tom’s” and “house N****s?” Ironic, coming from a guy who made his living singing for rich white folk. Certain jumped-up street preachers have also suggested that conservative African Americans are somehow less than “authentic.”

  75. Tony LaVanway says:

    “did he stop to wipe his ass before he pulled up his drawers?!?!”

    As a former teen-age male i can say the answer
    is no.

    tony
    south haven,mi

  76. steph says:

    7. I think I’ll go next door and bust up a chifforobe.

  77. Jack Klompus says:

    I had a white co-worker with impeccable card-carrying progressive credentials who referred to JC Watts as “THAT Uncle Tom.”

  78. scooter (still not libby) says:

    Cornell West was also in the Matrix sequels. That’s another net-negative, I believe.

  79. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    You can even reinact the Turner Diaries!

    Some of us don’t like any kind of fascism, Lisa, regardless of the melanin content of its Dear Leader.

    BTW, check the date on that race card. I think it’s going to expire on January 20.

  80. scooter (still not libby) says:

    SBP – I disagree. Expiration date was 11 PM on 11/04, actually. The fact of the election is the proof of the pudding, not the actual execution of Presidential duties (that might have been a poor choice of words).

  81. Hvy Mtl Hntr says:

    #1. Olde English all around! Forty Ounces of Freedom, Baby!

  82. scooter (still not libby) says:

    Of course, I don’t know when the thing actually expires – when it stops being played (the players), or when it stops working (everyone else)?

  83. Ella says:

    I think Oreos should be redistributed from each, according to his ability, to each, according to his need.

  84. scooter (still not libby) says:

    Can I just have the cooky part, and the rest of you take that stupid creamy center? That’s just sweetened hydrogenated vegetable oil, after all. I don’t like it much.

  85. Lisa says:

    Thank you for your candor, Tony. LOL.

    Ah youth.

  86. Spies Russian Boyfriend says:

    Privet PW! Mnya zavoot Gull. Nravitsa mnogo malinkis e Amerikanksy fascists.

  87. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    thor, when I said I was done talking to you, I meant it.

    The time for talking is over.

  88. Lisa says:

    Spies, I love that race can be brought up and joked about by the site owner, but you feel that responding to it is RACIST race card-esque. How positively Sharptonian of you.

    Way to pick up that mantle.

  89. Spies Russian Boyfriend says:

    Kto eto thor?

  90. Roland THTG says:

    Hey Thor
    册难!

  91. Lisa says:

    Spies’s Russian boyfriend? LMAO! Oh the shit you people get up to on the internets.

  92. BJTexs says:

    Lisa #66:

    LMAO!!! That’s why I appreciate your presence sooooo much on this forum.

  93. Salt Lick says:

    1. Name your first son “Ward Connerly Smith.”

  94. Lisa says:

    Yeah I am a big fan of Thomas Sowell, though he is definitely a wingnut. He is briliant. But people are always implying that somehow he is not “authentic” (usually white motherfuckers) I will scratch out the eyes of anyone who calls him an uncle tom. Then I will clock them one with my 40 oz.

  95. Salt Lick says:

    2. Name your second son “Thomas Sowell Smith.”

  96. BJTexs says:

    Lisa: Cornel West Picture Caption:

    “The Euro Caucasian hegemony has tried to impose his universal master hood upon my back but it won’t happen because my balls are THIS BIG! Dig it?”

  97. Lisa says:

    I am not impugning all white people by pairing “white” with “motherfuckers”. I am just saying that the motherfuckers who call Thomas Sowell an Uncle Tom are often white. Lots of blacks call him that is well though. They are also motherfuckers.

  98. scooter (still not libby) says:

    See, Lisa, we totally agree on that one (Thomas Sowell), but in my experiennce most of the “Uncle Tom” accusations I hear (in general, not just re. Sowell) come from folks who look like Thomas Sowell, not people who look like me.

    But I’ll agree with you again – any white person who calls Mr. Sowell “Uncle Tom” is a motherfucker.

  99. Lisa says:

    LMAO BJ!!!

    I dig.

  100. scooter (still not libby) says:

    And just in case it wasn’t crystal clear, I’m a huge fan of Thomas Sowell.

    I wonder what his nieces and nephews call him, though? Because they probably call him “Uncle Tom” but they’re probably not motherfuckers. Mostly, anyway.

  101. Spies Russian Boyfriend says:

    Vse ya kogda hochu .

    Gdeh mnya denge, Spies!!!

  102. ThomasD says:

    Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.

    Really?

    Really?

    Oh that’s right, it’s not that they’re not black, it’s that they’re not authentically black.

    Silly me, carry on.

  103. Lisa says:

    It burns my ass that if you have Newt Gingrich, a brilliant but wingnuttish wingnut sitting next to Thomas Sowell, a brilliant but wingnuttish wingnut – one of them is quite simply a wingnut to us liberals. The other is “not really being black”. That kind of shit is a cockpunchable offense, in my book. I never let that one pass.

  104. N. O'Brain says:

    Ya know what burns my ass?

    A fire up to my waist.

  105. Lisa says:

    I wonder what his nieces and nephews call him, though? Because they probably call him “Uncle Tom” but they’re probably not motherfuckers. Mostly, anyway.

    LMAO!

  106. Lisa says:

    lol, N. O’Brain. Yes, that would burn one’s ass quite efficiently.

  107. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    thor wins.

    Goodbye, all.

  108. ThomasD says:

    The other is “not really being black”.

    Funny things about those non-blacks who call Sowell an Uncle Tom.

    1. They probably are not rednecks since it is all but axiomatic that knowing Sowell by name, or knowing his works, likely excludes you from redneck status.
    2. They are probably are not right wingers since that would indicate too much agreement and comity to result in the use of such an epithet. (Or, as the Lisa’s of the world might argue – at least not publicly)
    3. They are probably not libertarian, the epithet being far too tied up in identity politics to be used.
    4. This pretty much leaves your garden variety leftist activists as the only ones likely to use the term against him.

    Ergo, your garden variety leftist activists include a number of racists, and as a group the left seem remarkably unfazed by their presence. I guess this is what the left means by tolerance.

    We could apply the same methodology to blacks who use the epithet and the results would be similarly unsurprising.

  109. Jeff G. says:

    I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.

    Well, black folk, too. But in my defense, I’m making fun of THEM.

    DOLEMITE/PALIN 2012: BITCH BEST HAVE MY MONEY!

  110. Jeff G. says:

    SPB —

    You aren’t pulling a Karl, are you? Jesus. Isn’t that what the hammer thing is for?

  111. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Jeff: can’t take it any more, dude.

    Nope, not pulling a Karl, exactly. I’ll still be reading your stuff, and I definitely won’t be trash-talking you on other sites. I understand why you run your comment section the way you do, but I don’t just don’t have the energy to deal with it right now.

  112. cranky-d says:

    Jeff, the hammer only works when the person keeps using the same handle. As long as thor keeps changing his name, it doesn’t help.

  113. Lisa says:

    ThomasD, you are a humorless freak.

    I am making fun of my lefty people. It is usually some Birkenstocked vegan who nervily tells me that someone is an Uncle Tom. Try to keep up, sonny.

  114. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    If it matters, it was him starting in on my wife that was the final straw.

    thor is not worth going to jail.

  115. Jeff G. says:

    SPB —

    I value your contributions to the comment section. Please keep posting.

    Thor —

    Pick a name and stick with it. Or you’re done here. Period.

  116. thor says:

    Don’t pretend you haven’t harassed myself and others in every way imaginable, Johnny “Victim” Poo-slinger.

  117. Jeff G. says:

    And if you attack people’s families anymore I will delete the posts. Which creates more work for me than I’d like. Meaning I’m liable to find another way to handle things.

    Hope that was clear.

  118. Jeff G. says:

    You are a vulgar shitslinger, thor. Either curb it or find another place to haunt. I’m tired of losing readers over you because you have the IT skills to get around bans.

    If you respect my wishes, I’ve outlined them for you. If you don’t, say so now, and I’ll find another way to deal with you.

  119. poppa india says:

    Tony, I hope you weren’t our waiter when we stopped for lunch at Captain Nemo’s a month or so ago…

  120. thor says:

    I would stick with a name. I like my chosen name. If someone didn’t put an IP block on me I’d could use my name every time.

    Matter of fact, I think others who are now playing the crying game have used my name as much as I have recently.

  121. Jeff G. says:

    Honestly. Next time I go through the archives and remove every comment you ever left. I’ve been more than fair with you. Last warning.

  122. Pablo Wayne Gacy says:

    Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

  123. Jeff G. says:

    I dunno. What I’m thinking is thor needs to get bitch slapped so hard that Celine feels it.

  124. happyfeet says:

    Spies? He is a good outlaw person I think. He taught me about how I can make my own cigarettes. He contributes.

  125. Pablo Wayne Gacy says:

    If someone didn’t put an IP block on me I’d could use my name every time.

    If you were posting in places you haven’t been banned you could use your name every time. What part of “Fuck off” do you not understand?

  126. Slartibartfast says:

    I fucking love you, girl.

    Can I haz video?

  127. Sgt. York says:

    Isn’t thor guilty of criminal harassment?

    He can’t accept being asked politely to stay away, isn’t that harrassment?

    Perhaps Gabe or some attorney familiar with this area of law would like to comment.

    If thor can’t accept polite society, polite society has ways of dealing with him.

    Sbp: Please don’t go….”Shane…..Shane…”

    Mike

  128. McGehee says:

    Thor is a true Obamarrhoid. In his world you don’t have the right to police your own property (your blog) but he has an absolute right to shriek his vitriol into your ear no matter how obvious you make it to him that you don’t want to hear it — and you of course don’t have the right to do the same to him.

    I believe that’s what’s known as narcissistic personality disorder. I’d even argue that trolling on blogs, and slithering around bans to continue doing so, should be sufficient by itself for a diagnosis.

  129. cranky-d says:

    If someone didn’t put an IP block on me I’d could use my name every time.

    You truly don’t get it, do you? If someone puts an IP block on you, it means they don’t want you around. It’s a simple as that. Why can’t you obey such restrictions?

    If any site owner told me to stop commenting, I would, even without getting blocked. That’s part of what being responsible for your own actions means. However, given your behavior, it’s really no surprise that you have no sense of personal responsibility. It’s a big part of the reason you’re a major tool.

  130. ThomasD says:

    I am making fun of my lefty people. It is usually some Birkenstocked vegan who nervily tells me that someone is an Uncle Tom. Try to keep up, sonny.

    I’m well aware of what you think you are communicating. But it appears I am the one who has failed to reach you.

    So sorry, do carry in though.

  131. ThomasD says:

    Er, carry on that is.

  132. Rob Crawford says:

    The IP block has nothing to do with him using the same name every time or not. Generally he starts jumping names when someone reminds him of TrollHammer.

  133. Lisa says:

    ThomasD: You never fail to bore the shit out of me though. Funny that.

  134. Lisa says:

    TrollHammer sounds like a song that belongs on a ManOWar
    album. Don’t ask me how I would know what belongs on a ManOWar
    album please.

  135. BJTexs says:

    ManOWar album?

    deep breath

    BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Hang your head, girl.

  136. Lisa says:

    Hee hee BJTex!!

    I know. I. KNOW!!! The fact that I know who those guys are is even sadder than my undying affection for Y & T and Aldo Nova.

  137. marcus says:

    Jeff,

    If you know thor’s real name and city of residence you should contact his local authorities, especially if he continues to post here. He has physically threatened commenters and he needs to be taught a lesson; an arrest would do that nicely. Or you could email me his info and I’ll do it myself.

  138. thor says:

    I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I’m wanted… Dead or Alive.

    That’s the only song by Bon Jovi I can stomach.

  139. Pablo Wayne Gacy says:

    No, thor. You’re distinctly unwanted. Shame you can’t figure that out.

  140. McGehee says:

    Those coin-op horses in front of the supermarket are not made of steel.

  141. Rusty says:

    Lisa. It’s a guy thing. Like writing our name in the snow when we pee.I myself have been known, on a warm spring day walking through the woods, to cop a squat and lay a loaf.

  142. ushie says:

    O, Lisa, the cockpunching we could do if only we could team up…and also we’d need a snappy name.

    thor, just QUIT Jeff. He’s broken up with you, don’t you get that?

  143. cranky-d says:

    Thanks for sharing, Rusty.

  144. Rusty says:

    nature is so………………………………………….inspiring.

  145. Russ says:

    Just look out for the poison oak/ivy there, Rusty.

    Don’t ask me how I know.

  146. SteveG says:

    Great

    Another holiday where I go to work anyway.
    Then I go to the bank or post office and…. sigh

    Maybe we can combine Obama Day with Thanksgiving and move Kwaanza back a month and add that in there too. Tidy up the holiday calendar.

  147. Tony LaVanway says:

    lol poppa,
    i kind of outgrew the dirty butt thing.
    hav’nt been to Nemo’s in years, gotta go soon
    Love that place.

    Plus it’s close to north beach..hubba hubba.

    tony
    south haven,mi

  148. mojo says:

    That Rusty. Always loafing…

  149. guinsPen says:

    Seriously, people.

    How are we going to win the war of the words if we can’t handle punks like thor?

  150. Buffoon says:

    Can I plug my own caption tom foolery?
    http://www.dequalss.com/wp/2008/11/louis-farrakhan-caption-fun/
    Oops too late…

  151. ccs says:

    N. O’Brain

    “From a broken military….”

    What’s “broken” about our military?

    We have the best equipped, saviest, most battle hardened military in the entire world.

    e.g., the Marines are expanding to 202,000 members.

    They will be completed this expansion 2 years ahead of schedule.

    That’s exactly what’s broken (in the libs minds).

  152. Senor Papa Cabasa says:

    Comment #97 and so on: thats okay, we whitey craker peckerheads call LBJ an “Uncle Tim.” And if Thomas Sowell donated a piece of his IQ to LBJ, he’d still have enough brains to go to Harvard.

  153. Spiny Norman says:

    What’s “broken” about the US military (in the addled minds of the loony left) is that it is not being used the way THEY feel it should be used. Too much o’ that shootin’ and breakin’ stuff.

    Gotta get back to “meals on wheels”, you see?

  154. lee says:

    How are we going to win the war of the words if we can’t handle punks like thor?

    How can we win the war of ideas wasting our time routing around in three foot deep pig shit hoping to find one pearl of wisdom, likely made of paste?

    Hang out SBP, just skim over the filth.

  155. Patrick Chester says:

    Thor’s one of those feral parasite-types who thrives on inflicting pain and trying to claim victim status when someone responds to it. Little things like manners are weakness in it’s tiny overheated little head.

    Just realize it’s because deep down it’s a pathetic excuse for a human being and responding to it only feeds it. I can guess this because in the past when I’ve suggested this, I got a rather awfully shrill bunch of insults from thor, obviously trying to tick me off enough to respond in kind. That’s why it’s made insults at SDP’s wife… and now it knows it can affect SDP.

    If it wasn’t shielded by the ‘net, Jeff could summon bouncers and have physically thrown it out of this nice little pub. So, as has been suggested before, not responding (and Jeff deleting the bastard) is pretty much the only thing to do at the moment. Eventually, it’ll wander off or write something actionable and he can become another internet verb.

  156. guinsPen says:

    …hoping to find one pearl of wisdom

    A pearl too far.

  157. thor says:

    I couldn’t agree more, except the affect certainly should be the effect.

    Sometimes you have to carry a plastic sword and don a white t-shirt and stoically up’n’righteously part the masses with your gait and inviolate presence. You know the throng wants to taste your blood, to sever your ears off, to hear you say “Mommy, pick me up and hold me, Mommy,” but you just do it, swoosh.

    I don’t want to pair you people down, or to pare it down to see what’s inside the ivory. But sometimes you find yourself thinking “you get in there, don’t say a word, until your free” when you’re looking at, I dunno, a piece of drift wood or a block of marble. It’s not your decision, you don’t exist, that is until the artist feels moved enough, inspired by pent up trickles. He’ll free your shape, he’ll let you breath, he’ll give you a heartbeat, when the market will bear a competitive price!

    Can you be a masterful piece? At peace? The beautiful what’s Left! A lovely little left alone.

    Bring on that new Renaissance.

  158. B Moe says:

    when you’re looking at, I dunno, a piece of drift wood or a block of marble.

    Or in your case, a freshly scrubbed Porta-John wall.

  159. thor says:

    Good one. Backside of an outhouse door, yep, that’d work too.

  160. Roland THTG says:

    Yeah sure, “Don’t blame me, you made me what I am.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc

  161. Lisa says:

    Rusty, I could have gone my entire life without knowing that one. I am imagining Jeff Corwin examining said “loaf” and whispering to the camera “These are the droppings of the Redneckus Beerdrinkulus – they once roamed in great numbers in these parts. Let’s see if we can get a rare glimpse of this little guy in his native habitat. Shhhhhhh!”

  162. Pablo says:

    I am imagining Jeff Corwin examining said “loaf” and whispering to the camera…

    Something like this?

  163. Slartibartfast says:

    Good thing we didn’t step in it.

  164. Patrick kelley says:

    How about pray for the country. That is the whole country not just the party of my choice. try a little positive comment . If we remain devided as we have on King Georges watch , we can flush our futures down the shit hole. Devided we fail !

  165. BJTexs says:

    Patrick:

    Got grammar?

  166. Patrick kelley says:

    Don’t you asses ever just read? Does spelling and grammer always have to be your only dig? How about a comment on the content of the message as long as it is readable. Not everyone was lucky to go to realy good schools . Give me a break and stop being a shitsack. I have been out of school almost 40 years and working construction did not ofer much practice with my spelling or grammer. So if you don’t like it just don’t comment at all. At least be constructive and add to everyones knowlege or at least make us think a little.

  167. ironpacker says:

    Patrick, I plan on being just as supportive of the Obamacracy as the left was of W.

  168. Marybel says:

    How about everyone just go to work? Ignore the holiday.

  169. Patrick kelley says:

    I’m sure you will support Obama. You are one of the dividers and one of the reasons that the country is in the shit hole we are in. Just go ahead and be who you are so what. Your support or lack of will mean about as much as mine and that doesn’t mean much , just one vote. The world will turn just fine with you being a shit slinging republican monkey we have had years to get used to your kind and your opinion don’t mean monkey shit. You will be marginalized as it should be . the country has learned a lot in the last 8 yeard and fortunatly your kind is more in the minority every day. Without King George to carry your banner of hate and divison your main supporter and all his jesters gone whether you like it or not things are changing as I write this. It’s time for hope not division whether you join in or not , thank God.

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