Roland, you might wanna be careful mentioning a president-elect and ammo in the same sentence. It kind of hit me off-balance, until I realized what you _actually_ said.
Slart –
IMO, I think you’re being too persnickety. We’ve the right, currently, to bear arms and mentioning bullets in the same sentence as a political figure is fully in keeping with the intention behind that right. I’ll defer to the FFs for justification, if thats what you want.
Why do boys find shitting in places other than toilets amusing and/or profound means of expression? I can’t tell you how many times I have listened to some family member (almost always someone in the military) recite (with much snorting and giggling) a story of some guy taking a shit on the enemy’s flag/statue/person/important thing (this also applies to members of college/high school sports teams – taking a crap on the mascot or in the locker room of the opposition is considered wildly hilarious as well as an act of great nobility and school spirit).
8. Barry White is Resurrected by the Obamessiah to sing Love’s Seranade Pt. 1/Change: “Take it off Deb. . . Baby, take it all off . . . I want you the way you came into the world . . . I don’t wanna feel no clothes . . . I don’t wanna see no panties . . . Take off that brassiere, my dear . . . Everybody’s gone . . . We’re gonna take the receiver off the phone . . . because baby, you and me, heh . . . this night, we’re gonna get it on . . . we’re gonna get it on to a love seranade… because this night is our night…this is Our Moment … this is Our Time… Our Moment… Our Time…Change (I can do it, you can do it, she can do it, he can do it, they can do it, we can do it)
And there you have the answer to your question: “Why do boys find shitting in places other than toilets amusing and/or profound means of expression?” See S. Pinker “The Stuff of Thought”.
Oreo is used for someone who is supposedly black on the outside but white on the inside (whatever that means). But since he is a thuggist, whitey-hating, domestic terrorist who wants your guns, freedom, and money, Oreo’s would be inappropriate. You should probably just hide in your fallout shelter with your wife and kids and maybe munch on some of your non-perishable treats. You can also fondle polish up your guns. You can even reinact the Turner Diaries! Fun for the whole family!
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. You should probably just hide in your fallout shelter with your wife and kids and maybe munch on some of your non-perishable treats. You can also fondle polish up your guns. You can even reinact the Turner Diaries! Fun for the whole family!
Damn, Lisa, are you spying on me? But, it’s not the Turner Diaries we’re reenacting. it’s ‘White Chicks.”
Sdferr I guess I answered my own question. Whenever I hear a story where some guy takes a dump on something then runs and jumps in a car and screeches away, I think “did he stop to wipe his ass before he pulled up his drawers?!?!”
Perhaps Lisa missed Jeff’s repeated request to have a more authentically black presidential candidate.
LMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race. (I say that with fondness as I am currently employed in one of those crazy other-worlds called a university).
When Principal Kim Sims of Chicago’s Bouchet Math and Science Academy used to talk to kids about misbehavior, one favorite line was, “How would your parents feel about this?”
But these days, Sims is using another approach.
“I ask them, ‘How do you think Barack Obama would feel about this?’ ” Sims said.
That’s it, I’m teaching the kid to answer “Who the fuck cares?”
4. Question questioning authority.
5. Liberate a few arugula sandwiches from Quizno’s if they haven’t been shut down.
6. Start your month of duty on the potato farm collective.
mojo, ugh. I swear…I voted for the guy and I am pretty excited about the election and all…..but there are so many nauseating stories like that floating around out there I am in danger of becoming bulimic.
It’s best to turn to the stars of country music for meaningful American holidays:
The preacher-man said whitey gave us AIDS
And my next door neighbor likes to bomb parades.
Your taxes go up while the Stock Market’s down
and your gonna get mugged
when I put on my crown
I came out of the hood you see
My woman’s got junk and she’s six-foot-three.
We can do a fist-pump, we can shuck and jive
And a Kenya-boy can survive.
A Kenya-boy can survive.
Back in ott-4 when I said I wouldn’t run
Was before I met Soros with is big fat fund.
I played “Race”, McCain played “Nam”
When he said “public funds” I said “I don’t give a damn.”
You’ll get a full tank’a gas, from your friend Uncle Sam
And mortgage payments all across this land.
If you only make a buck, I’ll send another five
And a Kenya-boy can survive.
A Kenya-boy can surviiiiiiii………iiiiiiiiiii…….iiiiiiiii……ive
Lisa: “Oreo is used for someone who is supposedly black on the outside but white on the inside (whatever that means). But since he is a thuggist, whitey-hating, domestic terrorist who wants your guns, freedom, and money, Oreo’s would be inappropriate.”
Chocolate-covered Oreo’s, then?
Lisa: “I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.”
Wasn’t it Harry Belafonte that opined that Colin Powell and C. Rice were naught but “Uncle Tom’s” and “house N****s?” Ironic, coming from a guy who made his living singing for rich white folk. Certain jumped-up street preachers have also suggested that conservative African Americans are somehow less than “authentic.”
SBP – I disagree. Expiration date was 11 PM on 11/04, actually. The fact of the election is the proof of the pudding, not the actual execution of Presidential duties (that might have been a poor choice of words).
Can I just have the cooky part, and the rest of you take that stupid creamy center? That’s just sweetened hydrogenated vegetable oil, after all. I don’t like it much.
Spies, I love that race can be brought up and joked about by the site owner, but you feel that responding to it is RACIST race card-esque. How positively Sharptonian of you.
Yeah I am a big fan of Thomas Sowell, though he is definitely a wingnut. He is briliant. But people are always implying that somehow he is not “authentic” (usually white motherfuckers) I will scratch out the eyes of anyone who calls him an uncle tom. Then I will clock them one with my 40 oz.
I am not impugning all white people by pairing “white” with “motherfuckers”. I am just saying that the motherfuckers who call Thomas Sowell an Uncle Tom are often white. Lots of blacks call him that is well though. They are also motherfuckers.
See, Lisa, we totally agree on that one (Thomas Sowell), but in my experiennce most of the “Uncle Tom” accusations I hear (in general, not just re. Sowell) come from folks who look like Thomas Sowell, not people who look like me.
But I’ll agree with you again – any white person who calls Mr. Sowell “Uncle Tom” is a motherfucker.
And just in case it wasn’t crystal clear, I’m a huge fan of Thomas Sowell.
I wonder what his nieces and nephews call him, though? Because they probably call him “Uncle Tom” but they’re probably not motherfuckers. Mostly, anyway.
It burns my ass that if you have Newt Gingrich, a brilliant but wingnuttish wingnut sitting next to Thomas Sowell, a brilliant but wingnuttish wingnut – one of them is quite simply a wingnut to us liberals. The other is “not really being black”. That kind of shit is a cockpunchable offense, in my book. I never let that one pass.
I wonder what his nieces and nephews call him, though? Because they probably call him “Uncle Tom†but they’re probably not motherfuckers. Mostly, anyway.
The other is “not really being blackâ€Â.
Funny things about those non-blacks who call Sowell an Uncle Tom.
1. They probably are not rednecks since it is all but axiomatic that knowing Sowell by name, or knowing his works, likely excludes you from redneck status.
2. They are probably are not right wingers since that would indicate too much agreement and comity to result in the use of such an epithet. (Or, as the Lisa’s of the world might argue – at least not publicly)
3. They are probably not libertarian, the epithet being far too tied up in identity politics to be used.
4. This pretty much leaves your garden variety leftist activists as the only ones likely to use the term against him.
Ergo, your garden variety leftist activists include a number of racists, and as a group the left seem remarkably unfazed by their presence. I guess this is what the left means by tolerance.
We could apply the same methodology to blacks who use the epithet and the results would be similarly unsurprising.
I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.
Well, black folk, too. But in my defense, I’m making fun of THEM.
Nope, not pulling a Karl, exactly. I’ll still be reading your stuff, and I definitely won’t be trash-talking you on other sites. I understand why you run your comment section the way you do, but I don’t just don’t have the energy to deal with it right now.
And if you attack people’s families anymore I will delete the posts. Which creates more work for me than I’d like. Meaning I’m liable to find another way to handle things.
You are a vulgar shitslinger, thor. Either curb it or find another place to haunt. I’m tired of losing readers over you because you have the IT skills to get around bans.
If you respect my wishes, I’ve outlined them for you. If you don’t, say so now, and I’ll find another way to deal with you.
Thor is a true Obamarrhoid. In his world you don’t have the right to police your own property (your blog) but he has an absolute right to shriek his vitriol into your ear no matter how obvious you make it to him that you don’t want to hear it — and you of course don’t have the right to do the same to him.
I believe that’s what’s known as narcissistic personality disorder. I’d even argue that trolling on blogs, and slithering around bans to continue doing so, should be sufficient by itself for a diagnosis.
If someone didn’t put an IP block on me I’d could use my name every time.
You truly don’t get it, do you? If someone puts an IP block on you, it means they don’t want you around. It’s a simple as that. Why can’t you obey such restrictions?
If any site owner told me to stop commenting, I would, even without getting blocked. That’s part of what being responsible for your own actions means. However, given your behavior, it’s really no surprise that you have no sense of personal responsibility. It’s a big part of the reason you’re a major tool.
The IP block has nothing to do with him using the same name every time or not. Generally he starts jumping names when someone reminds him of TrollHammer.
If you know thor’s real name and city of residence you should contact his local authorities, especially if he continues to post here. He has physically threatened commenters and he needs to be taught a lesson; an arrest would do that nicely. Or you could email me his info and I’ll do it myself.
Lisa. It’s a guy thing. Like writing our name in the snow when we pee.I myself have been known, on a warm spring day walking through the woods, to cop a squat and lay a loaf.
Comment #97 and so on: thats okay, we whitey craker peckerheads call LBJ an “Uncle Tim.” And if Thomas Sowell donated a piece of his IQ to LBJ, he’d still have enough brains to go to Harvard.
What’s “broken” about the US military (in the addled minds of the loony left) is that it is not being used the way THEY feel it should be used. Too much o’ that shootin’ and breakin’ stuff.
Thor’s one of those feral parasite-types who thrives on inflicting pain and trying to claim victim status when someone responds to it. Little things like manners are weakness in it’s tiny overheated little head.
Just realize it’s because deep down it’s a pathetic excuse for a human being and responding to it only feeds it. I can guess this because in the past when I’ve suggested this, I got a rather awfully shrill bunch of insults from thor, obviously trying to tick me off enough to respond in kind. That’s why it’s made insults at SDP’s wife… and now it knows it can affect SDP.
If it wasn’t shielded by the ‘net, Jeff could summon bouncers and have physically thrown it out of this nice little pub. So, as has been suggested before, not responding (and Jeff deleting the bastard) is pretty much the only thing to do at the moment. Eventually, it’ll wander off or write something actionable and he can become another internet verb.
I couldn’t agree more, except the affect certainly should be the effect.
Sometimes you have to carry a plastic sword and don a white t-shirt and stoically up’n’righteously part the masses with your gait and inviolate presence. You know the throng wants to taste your blood, to sever your ears off, to hear you say “Mommy, pick me up and hold me, Mommy,” but you just do it, swoosh.
I don’t want to pair you people down, or to pare it down to see what’s inside the ivory. But sometimes you find yourself thinking “you get in there, don’t say a word, until your free” when you’re looking at, I dunno, a piece of drift wood or a block of marble. It’s not your decision, you don’t exist, that is until the artist feels moved enough, inspired by pent up trickles. He’ll free your shape, he’ll let you breath, he’ll give you a heartbeat, when the market will bear a competitive price!
Can you be a masterful piece? At peace? The beautiful what’s Left! A lovely little left alone.
Rusty, I could have gone my entire life without knowing that one. I am imagining Jeff Corwin examining said “loaf” and whispering to the camera “These are the droppings of the Redneckus Beerdrinkulus – they once roamed in great numbers in these parts. Let’s see if we can get a rare glimpse of this little guy in his native habitat. Shhhhhhh!”
How about pray for the country. That is the whole country not just the party of my choice. try a little positive comment . If we remain devided as we have on King Georges watch , we can flush our futures down the shit hole. Devided we fail !
Don’t you asses ever just read? Does spelling and grammer always have to be your only dig? How about a comment on the content of the message as long as it is readable. Not everyone was lucky to go to realy good schools . Give me a break and stop being a shitsack. I have been out of school almost 40 years and working construction did not ofer much practice with my spelling or grammer. So if you don’t like it just don’t comment at all. At least be constructive and add to everyones knowlege or at least make us think a little.
I’m sure you will support Obama. You are one of the dividers and one of the reasons that the country is in the shit hole we are in. Just go ahead and be who you are so what. Your support or lack of will mean about as much as mine and that doesn’t mean much , just one vote. The world will turn just fine with you being a shit slinging republican monkey we have had years to get used to your kind and your opinion don’t mean monkey shit. You will be marginalized as it should be . the country has learned a lot in the last 8 yeard and fortunatly your kind is more in the minority every day. Without King George to carry your banner of hate and divison your main supporter and all his jesters gone whether you like it or not things are changing as I write this. It’s time for hope not division whether you join in or not , thank God.
10.
Baracky Day is for the people.
Chocolate milk.
I’m gonna dress my lawn jockey in a top hat and a cane. I think he’ll look more presidential that way.
Black and Tan?
Patriotic? Well, of course one should just pay extra taxes on Baracky Day.
I’m going to carve a B into your lawn jockey’s Jockeys.
Moros y Cristianos (Black beans served over white rice)
Smores
1) Pay double taxes…
2) “Volunteer” to help others pay double taxes…
3) Give your SUV to an inner city kid desperately in need of some “Bling”…
I also think it would be a really nice gesture if we let the blacks we keep chained in our basements to watch a bit of the celebration on the tele.
I’m gonna get myself a Barakyday Present.
Maybe 1000 rnds of 7.62X39.
For the chirren!
How about the traditional President’s day white sale?
Could also work at the new collective farms
Roland, you might wanna be careful mentioning a president-elect and ammo in the same sentence. It kind of hit me off-balance, until I realized what you _actually_ said.
Celebratory gunfire without Christiane Amanpour having to explain it is change you can believe in I think. That’s what Baracky Day means to me.
Or in adjacent sentences, anyway.
I’m gonna read “Young Goodman Brown.”
RACIST!!!
As long as he’s bailing out the auto industry, he might as well buy Fiat, because we’re going to see a lot more of those over the coming years.
How about the traditional President’s day white sale?
Yeah, Macy’s is going to have to rethink that one.
We could take turns throwing each other under the proverbial bus.
“I’m going to carve a B into your lawn jockey’s Jockeys.”
Yet another of thor’s sick sexual fantasies.
Well, it is all he has….
Black and white milkshakes at Mickey D’s?
“Comment by Nekulturny on 11/10 @ 11:49 am #
How about the traditional President’s day white sale?”
Senator Byrd is outside waiting now.
Slart –
IMO, I think you’re being too persnickety. We’ve the right, currently, to bear arms and mentioning bullets in the same sentence as a political figure is fully in keeping with the intention behind that right. I’ll defer to the FFs for justification, if thats what you want.
I know, we can have a race. And then have a national conversation about it.
thug thizzle thursdays
If, OTOH, a direct threat is made, then sure, tell him off. But it wasn’t even close to the intention.
drive thru abortion month
Travel to DC, cab it to 1600 Pennsy Ave, drop trow, squat and leave Obama a lawn biscuit……
I WIN! I WIN!!
I meant to say: Go out and heal the planet.
Buffoon – yes, you do LOL
I don’t want anything in particular, Roland. You’re free to say anything at all you please, as am I.
I’m going to work my ass off that day just out of spite.
I’m having trouble with the whole “Barack” thingy- it sounds like what occurs when I drink too much beer and eat bad mexican food.
’twas me, slart. not roland
but, yeah, say what you want, nobody’s stopping you.
g2g anyway
How about going to church and pretending not hear what the pastor is saying?
10. Car-b-que!
Hey, that’s all the rage in Fronce! We all want to be like Fronce now, don’t we?
I couldn’t figure out why this thread was making me all teary eyed, and then I realized I wasn’t wearing my glasses.
That is all.
Some Fun Over At Protein Wisdom…
A simple question…
9 most patriotic ways to celebrate the preposed new national Obama holiday..
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uh, half off on Oreo cookies?
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Head on over and see if you can spot my response………….
No, you so don’t win. Total fail, apeboy.
Why do boys find shitting in places other than toilets amusing and/or profound means of expression? I can’t tell you how many times I have listened to some family member (almost always someone in the military) recite (with much snorting and giggling) a story of some guy taking a shit on the enemy’s flag/statue/person/important thing (this also applies to members of college/high school sports teams – taking a crap on the mascot or in the locker room of the opposition is considered wildly hilarious as well as an act of great nobility and school spirit).
It. Is. So. Gross.
8. Barry White is Resurrected by the Obamessiah to sing Love’s Seranade Pt. 1/Change: “Take it off Deb. . . Baby, take it all off . . . I want you the way you came into the world . . . I don’t wanna feel no clothes . . . I don’t wanna see no panties . . . Take off that brassiere, my dear . . . Everybody’s gone . . . We’re gonna take the receiver off the phone . . . because baby, you and me, heh . . . this night, we’re gonna get it on . . . we’re gonna get it on to a love seranade… because this night is our night…this is Our Moment … this is Our Time… Our Moment… Our Time…Change (I can do it, you can do it, she can do it, he can do it, they can do it, we can do it)
And there you have the answer to your question: “Why do boys find shitting in places other than toilets amusing and/or profound means of expression?” See S. Pinker “The Stuff of Thought”.
How many courics was it.
Half-Off on Oreo Cookies:
Oreo is used for someone who is supposedly black on the outside but white on the inside (whatever that means). But since he is a thuggist, whitey-hating, domestic terrorist who wants your guns, freedom, and money, Oreo’s would be inappropriate. You should probably just hide in your fallout shelter with your wife and kids and maybe munch on some of your non-perishable treats. You can also
fondlepolish up your guns. You can even reinact the Turner Diaries! Fun for the whole family!Wolverines!!!
Coconuts! Coconuts for EVERYBODY!
Perhaps Lisa missed Jeff’s repeated request to have a more authentically black presidential candidate.
. You should probably just hide in your fallout shelter with your wife and kids and maybe munch on some of your non-perishable treats. You can also fondle polish up your guns. You can even reinact the Turner Diaries! Fun for the whole family!
Damn, Lisa, are you spying on me? But, it’s not the Turner Diaries we’re reenacting. it’s ‘White Chicks.”
Sdferr I guess I answered my own question. Whenever I hear a story where some guy takes a dump on something then runs and jumps in a car and screeches away, I think “did he stop to wipe his ass before he pulled up his drawers?!?!”
LOL Carin. I fucking love you, girl.
Heh, now that’s just gross Lisa.
Maybe they could call it the President’s Day Black Sale. On second thought……
Perhaps Lisa missed Jeff’s repeated request to have a more authentically black presidential candidate.
LMAO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race. (I say that with fondness as I am currently employed in one of those crazy other-worlds called a university).
Actually, thinking of Cornell West and Michael Eric Dyson, non-white academics are fond of opining on the authenticity of Teh Minorities as well.
Is Cornell the one with the crazyhair what goes on Tavis all the time?
“From a broken military….”
What’s “broken” about our military?
We have the best equipped, saviest, most battle hardened military in the entire world.
e.g., the Marines are expanding to 202,000 members.
They will be completed this expansion 2 years ahead of schedule.
That’s it, I’m teaching the kid to answer “Who the fuck cares?”
10. Go over to Huffington Post and ooh and awww over the numerous “Obama Family Photo Albums”. Then leave a fawning post about how cute they are.
I say more like Eton messiah, or fondant with red-velvet layers.
oh. Yup. He’s kind of a strange man I think.
Yep Happy. Hee. I love that guy, but he is crazier than a bedbug in the month of June.
4. Question questioning authority.
5. Liberate a few arugula sandwiches from Quizno’s if they haven’t been shut down.
6. Start your month of duty on the potato farm collective.
mojo, ugh. I swear…I voted for the guy and I am pretty excited about the election and all…..but there are so many nauseating stories like that floating around out there I am in danger of becoming bulimic.
It’s best to turn to the stars of country music for meaningful American holidays:
The preacher-man said whitey gave us AIDS
And my next door neighbor likes to bomb parades.
Your taxes go up while the Stock Market’s down
and your gonna get mugged
when I put on my crown
I came out of the hood you see
My woman’s got junk and she’s six-foot-three.
We can do a fist-pump, we can shuck and jive
And a Kenya-boy can survive.
A Kenya-boy can survive.
Back in ott-4 when I said I wouldn’t run
Was before I met Soros with is big fat fund.
I played “Race”, McCain played “Nam”
When he said “public funds” I said “I don’t give a damn.”
You’ll get a full tank’a gas, from your friend Uncle Sam
And mortgage payments all across this land.
If you only make a buck, I’ll send another five
And a Kenya-boy can survive.
A Kenya-boy can surviiiiiiii………iiiiiiiiiii…….iiiiiiiii……ive
I fucking LOVE that picture, happy. I wonder what he is saying.
“Often, white people come down from the sky and shit in my hand. I discuss this phenomenon in my latest book, available at bookstores next month.”
#3: Dress up like a member of your favorite militant group of the sixties and seventies.
//////////VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!\\\\\
That’s catchy, alp.
I think you might have nailed it there Lisa.
Ann Colter went to Cornell.
Racist, much, Lisa?
The Turner Diaries? No, girlfriend. I’m keeping three books handy. This one, this one, and especially this one.
See ya on You Tube!
How about inventing a special cocktail for the occasion, something utilizing bitters.
“It doesn’t work, Ric. You can’t get the last nail in.”
(paraphrased)
Bitters and cling peaches.
How about a Homeboy Sunrise – Old English 800, Orange Jucie, and Tabasco Sauce!
I like this one:
http://www.amazon.com/Manual-United-States-Marine-Nineteen-Forty/dp/0897451120
Lisa: “Oreo is used for someone who is supposedly black on the outside but white on the inside (whatever that means). But since he is a thuggist, whitey-hating, domestic terrorist who wants your guns, freedom, and money, Oreo’s would be inappropriate.”
Chocolate-covered Oreo’s, then?
Lisa: “I guess you can take the man out of the university, but not the university out of the man. Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.”
Wasn’t it Harry Belafonte that opined that Colin Powell and C. Rice were naught but “Uncle Tom’s” and “house N****s?” Ironic, coming from a guy who made his living singing for rich white folk. Certain jumped-up street preachers have also suggested that conservative African Americans are somehow less than “authentic.”
“did he stop to wipe his ass before he pulled up his drawers?!?!â€Â
As a former teen-age male i can say the answer
is no.
tony
south haven,mi
7. I think I’ll go next door and bust up a chifforobe.
I had a white co-worker with impeccable card-carrying progressive credentials who referred to JC Watts as “THAT Uncle Tom.”
Cornell West was also in the Matrix sequels. That’s another net-negative, I believe.
You can even reinact the Turner Diaries!
Some of us don’t like any kind of fascism, Lisa, regardless of the melanin content of its Dear Leader.
BTW, check the date on that race card. I think it’s going to expire on January 20.
SBP – I disagree. Expiration date was 11 PM on 11/04, actually. The fact of the election is the proof of the pudding, not the actual execution of Presidential duties (that might have been a poor choice of words).
#1. Olde English all around! Forty Ounces of Freedom, Baby!
Of course, I don’t know when the thing actually expires – when it stops being played (the players), or when it stops working (everyone else)?
I think Oreos should be redistributed from each, according to his ability, to each, according to his need.
Can I just have the cooky part, and the rest of you take that stupid creamy center? That’s just sweetened hydrogenated vegetable oil, after all. I don’t like it much.
Thank you for your candor, Tony. LOL.
Ah youth.
Privet PW! Mnya zavoot Gull. Nravitsa mnogo malinkis e Amerikanksy fascists.
thor, when I said I was done talking to you, I meant it.
The time for talking is over.
Spies, I love that race can be brought up and joked about by the site owner, but you feel that responding to it is RACIST race card-esque. How positively Sharptonian of you.
Way to pick up that mantle.
Kto eto thor?
Hey Thor
册难!
Spies’s Russian boyfriend? LMAO! Oh the shit you people get up to on the internets.
Lisa #66:
LMAO!!! That’s why I appreciate your presence sooooo much on this forum.
1. Name your first son “Ward Connerly Smith.”
Yeah I am a big fan of Thomas Sowell, though he is definitely a wingnut. He is briliant. But people are always implying that somehow he is not “authentic” (usually white motherfuckers) I will scratch out the eyes of anyone who calls him an uncle tom. Then I will clock them one with my 40 oz.
2. Name your second son “Thomas Sowell Smith.”
Lisa: Cornel West Picture Caption:
“The Euro Caucasian hegemony has tried to impose his universal master hood upon my back but it won’t happen because my balls are THIS BIG! Dig it?”
I am not impugning all white people by pairing “white” with “motherfuckers”. I am just saying that the motherfuckers who call Thomas Sowell an Uncle Tom are often white. Lots of blacks call him that is well though. They are also motherfuckers.
See, Lisa, we totally agree on that one (Thomas Sowell), but in my experiennce most of the “Uncle Tom” accusations I hear (in general, not just re. Sowell) come from folks who look like Thomas Sowell, not people who look like me.
But I’ll agree with you again – any white person who calls Mr. Sowell “Uncle Tom” is a motherfucker.
LMAO BJ!!!
I dig.
And just in case it wasn’t crystal clear, I’m a huge fan of Thomas Sowell.
I wonder what his nieces and nephews call him, though? Because they probably call him “Uncle Tom” but they’re probably not motherfuckers. Mostly, anyway.
Here, Roland:
http://www.smallwars.quantico.usmc.mil/sw_manual.asp
Free
Vse ya kogda hochu .
Gdeh mnya denge, Spies!!!
Only white folk of Teh Academia can be so goofy as to opine on the authenticity of someone’s race.
Really?
Really?
Oh that’s right, it’s not that they’re not black, it’s that they’re not authentically black.
Silly me, carry on.
It burns my ass that if you have Newt Gingrich, a brilliant but wingnuttish wingnut sitting next to Thomas Sowell, a brilliant but wingnuttish wingnut – one of them is quite simply a wingnut to us liberals. The other is “not really being black”. That kind of shit is a cockpunchable offense, in my book. I never let that one pass.
Ya know what burns my ass?
A fire up to my waist.
I wonder what his nieces and nephews call him, though? Because they probably call him “Uncle Tom†but they’re probably not motherfuckers. Mostly, anyway.
LMAO!
lol, N. O’Brain. Yes, that would burn one’s ass quite efficiently.
thor wins.
Goodbye, all.
The other is “not really being blackâ€Â.
Funny things about those non-blacks who call Sowell an Uncle Tom.
1. They probably are not rednecks since it is all but axiomatic that knowing Sowell by name, or knowing his works, likely excludes you from redneck status.
2. They are probably are not right wingers since that would indicate too much agreement and comity to result in the use of such an epithet. (Or, as the Lisa’s of the world might argue – at least not publicly)
3. They are probably not libertarian, the epithet being far too tied up in identity politics to be used.
4. This pretty much leaves your garden variety leftist activists as the only ones likely to use the term against him.
Ergo, your garden variety leftist activists include a number of racists, and as a group the left seem remarkably unfazed by their presence. I guess this is what the left means by tolerance.
We could apply the same methodology to blacks who use the epithet and the results would be similarly unsurprising.
Well, black folk, too. But in my defense, I’m making fun of THEM.
DOLEMITE/PALIN 2012: BITCH BEST HAVE MY MONEY!
SPB —
You aren’t pulling a Karl, are you? Jesus. Isn’t that what the hammer thing is for?
Jeff: can’t take it any more, dude.
Nope, not pulling a Karl, exactly. I’ll still be reading your stuff, and I definitely won’t be trash-talking you on other sites. I understand why you run your comment section the way you do, but I don’t just don’t have the energy to deal with it right now.
Jeff, the hammer only works when the person keeps using the same handle. As long as thor keeps changing his name, it doesn’t help.
ThomasD, you are a humorless freak.
I am making fun of my lefty people. It is usually some Birkenstocked vegan who nervily tells me that someone is an Uncle Tom. Try to keep up, sonny.
If it matters, it was him starting in on my wife that was the final straw.
thor is not worth going to jail.
SPB —
I value your contributions to the comment section. Please keep posting.
Thor —
Pick a name and stick with it. Or you’re done here. Period.
Don’t pretend you haven’t harassed myself and others in every way imaginable, Johnny “Victim” Poo-slinger.
And if you attack people’s families anymore I will delete the posts. Which creates more work for me than I’d like. Meaning I’m liable to find another way to handle things.
Hope that was clear.
You are a vulgar shitslinger, thor. Either curb it or find another place to haunt. I’m tired of losing readers over you because you have the IT skills to get around bans.
If you respect my wishes, I’ve outlined them for you. If you don’t, say so now, and I’ll find another way to deal with you.
Tony, I hope you weren’t our waiter when we stopped for lunch at Captain Nemo’s a month or so ago…
I would stick with a name. I like my chosen name. If someone didn’t put an IP block on me I’d could use my name every time.
Matter of fact, I think others who are now playing the crying game have used my name as much as I have recently.
Honestly. Next time I go through the archives and remove every comment you ever left. I’ve been more than fair with you. Last warning.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
I dunno. What I’m thinking is thor needs to get bitch slapped so hard that Celine feels it.
Spies? He is a good outlaw person I think. He taught me about how I can make my own cigarettes. He contributes.
If you were posting in places you haven’t been banned you could use your name every time. What part of “Fuck off” do you not understand?
Can I haz video?
Isn’t thor guilty of criminal harassment?
He can’t accept being asked politely to stay away, isn’t that harrassment?
Perhaps Gabe or some attorney familiar with this area of law would like to comment.
If thor can’t accept polite society, polite society has ways of dealing with him.
Sbp: Please don’t go….”Shane…..Shane…”
Mike
Thor is a true Obamarrhoid. In his world you don’t have the right to police your own property (your blog) but he has an absolute right to shriek his vitriol into your ear no matter how obvious you make it to him that you don’t want to hear it — and you of course don’t have the right to do the same to him.
I believe that’s what’s known as narcissistic personality disorder. I’d even argue that trolling on blogs, and slithering around bans to continue doing so, should be sufficient by itself for a diagnosis.
You truly don’t get it, do you? If someone puts an IP block on you, it means they don’t want you around. It’s a simple as that. Why can’t you obey such restrictions?
If any site owner told me to stop commenting, I would, even without getting blocked. That’s part of what being responsible for your own actions means. However, given your behavior, it’s really no surprise that you have no sense of personal responsibility. It’s a big part of the reason you’re a major tool.
I am making fun of my lefty people. It is usually some Birkenstocked vegan who nervily tells me that someone is an Uncle Tom. Try to keep up, sonny.
I’m well aware of what you think you are communicating. But it appears I am the one who has failed to reach you.
So sorry, do carry in though.
Er, carry on that is.
The IP block has nothing to do with him using the same name every time or not. Generally he starts jumping names when someone reminds him of TrollHammer.
ThomasD: You never fail to bore the shit out of me though. Funny that.
TrollHammer sounds like a song that belongs on a ManOWar
album. Don’t ask me how I would know what belongs on a ManOWar
album please.
ManOWar album?
deep breath
BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hang your head, girl.
Hee hee BJTex!!
I know. I. KNOW!!! The fact that I know who those guys are is even sadder than my undying affection for Y & T and Aldo Nova.
Jeff,
If you know thor’s real name and city of residence you should contact his local authorities, especially if he continues to post here. He has physically threatened commenters and he needs to be taught a lesson; an arrest would do that nicely. Or you could email me his info and I’ll do it myself.
I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I’m wanted… Dead or Alive.
That’s the only song by Bon Jovi I can stomach.
No, thor. You’re distinctly unwanted. Shame you can’t figure that out.
Those coin-op horses in front of the supermarket are not made of steel.
Lisa. It’s a guy thing. Like writing our name in the snow when we pee.I myself have been known, on a warm spring day walking through the woods, to cop a squat and lay a loaf.
O, Lisa, the cockpunching we could do if only we could team up…and also we’d need a snappy name.
thor, just QUIT Jeff. He’s broken up with you, don’t you get that?
Thanks for sharing, Rusty.
nature is so………………………………………….inspiring.
Just look out for the poison oak/ivy there, Rusty.
Don’t ask me how I know.
Great
Another holiday where I go to work anyway.
Then I go to the bank or post office and…. sigh
Maybe we can combine Obama Day with Thanksgiving and move Kwaanza back a month and add that in there too. Tidy up the holiday calendar.
lol poppa,
i kind of outgrew the dirty butt thing.
hav’nt been to Nemo’s in years, gotta go soon
Love that place.
Plus it’s close to north beach..hubba hubba.
tony
south haven,mi
thor,
Stay off the guy’s property. What’s so hard about that?
That Rusty. Always loafing…
Seriously, people.
How are we going to win the war of the words if we can’t handle punks like thor?
Can I plug my own caption tom foolery?
http://www.dequalss.com/wp/2008/11/louis-farrakhan-caption-fun/
Oops too late…
N. O’Brain
That’s exactly what’s broken (in the libs minds).
Comment #97 and so on: thats okay, we whitey craker peckerheads call LBJ an “Uncle Tim.” And if Thomas Sowell donated a piece of his IQ to LBJ, he’d still have enough brains to go to Harvard.
What’s “broken” about the US military (in the addled minds of the loony left) is that it is not being used the way THEY feel it should be used. Too much o’ that shootin’ and breakin’ stuff.
Gotta get back to “meals on wheels”, you see?
How are we going to win the war of the words if we can’t handle punks like thor?
How can we win the war of ideas wasting our time routing around in three foot deep pig shit hoping to find one pearl of wisdom, likely made of paste?
Hang out SBP, just skim over the filth.
Thor’s one of those feral parasite-types who thrives on inflicting pain and trying to claim victim status when someone responds to it. Little things like manners are weakness in it’s tiny overheated little head.
Just realize it’s because deep down it’s a pathetic excuse for a human being and responding to it only feeds it. I can guess this because in the past when I’ve suggested this, I got a rather awfully shrill bunch of insults from thor, obviously trying to tick me off enough to respond in kind. That’s why it’s made insults at SDP’s wife… and now it knows it can affect SDP.
If it wasn’t shielded by the ‘net, Jeff could summon bouncers and have physically thrown it out of this nice little pub. So, as has been suggested before, not responding (and Jeff deleting the bastard) is pretty much the only thing to do at the moment. Eventually, it’ll wander off or write something actionable and he can become another internet verb.
…hoping to find one pearl of wisdom
A pearl too far.
I couldn’t agree more, except the affect certainly should be the effect.
Sometimes you have to carry a plastic sword and don a white t-shirt and stoically up’n’righteously part the masses with your gait and inviolate presence. You know the throng wants to taste your blood, to sever your ears off, to hear you say “Mommy, pick me up and hold me, Mommy,” but you just do it, swoosh.
I don’t want to pair you people down, or to pare it down to see what’s inside the ivory. But sometimes you find yourself thinking “you get in there, don’t say a word, until your free” when you’re looking at, I dunno, a piece of drift wood or a block of marble. It’s not your decision, you don’t exist, that is until the artist feels moved enough, inspired by pent up trickles. He’ll free your shape, he’ll let you breath, he’ll give you a heartbeat, when the market will bear a competitive price!
Can you be a masterful piece? At peace? The beautiful what’s Left! A lovely little left alone.
Bring on that new Renaissance.
when you’re looking at, I dunno, a piece of drift wood or a block of marble.
Or in your case, a freshly scrubbed Porta-John wall.
Good one. Backside of an outhouse door, yep, that’d work too.
Yeah sure, “Don’t blame me, you made me what I am.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc
Rusty, I could have gone my entire life without knowing that one. I am imagining Jeff Corwin examining said “loaf” and whispering to the camera “These are the droppings of the Redneckus Beerdrinkulus – they once roamed in great numbers in these parts. Let’s see if we can get a rare glimpse of this little guy in his native habitat. Shhhhhhh!”
Something like this?
Good thing we didn’t step in it.
How about pray for the country. That is the whole country not just the party of my choice. try a little positive comment . If we remain devided as we have on King Georges watch , we can flush our futures down the shit hole. Devided we fail !
Patrick:
Got grammar?
Don’t you asses ever just read? Does spelling and grammer always have to be your only dig? How about a comment on the content of the message as long as it is readable. Not everyone was lucky to go to realy good schools . Give me a break and stop being a shitsack. I have been out of school almost 40 years and working construction did not ofer much practice with my spelling or grammer. So if you don’t like it just don’t comment at all. At least be constructive and add to everyones knowlege or at least make us think a little.
Patrick, I plan on being just as supportive of the Obamacracy as the left was of W.
How about everyone just go to work? Ignore the holiday.
I’m sure you will support Obama. You are one of the dividers and one of the reasons that the country is in the shit hole we are in. Just go ahead and be who you are so what. Your support or lack of will mean about as much as mine and that doesn’t mean much , just one vote. The world will turn just fine with you being a shit slinging republican monkey we have had years to get used to your kind and your opinion don’t mean monkey shit. You will be marginalized as it should be . the country has learned a lot in the last 8 yeard and fortunatly your kind is more in the minority every day. Without King George to carry your banner of hate and divison your main supporter and all his jesters gone whether you like it or not things are changing as I write this. It’s time for hope not division whether you join in or not , thank God.