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Things to do in Denver when you’re dead, #38

Go up to a traffic cop and smack him across the face with a rolled up copy of one of the suburban Yellow Pages. Then, when he claps the bracelets on you, keep breaking off fingers and sliding your increasingly diminished hands out of the cuffs.

Repeat until he gets so frustrated that he lets you go with a warning and $20 for Chinese takeout.

17 Replies to “Things to do in Denver when you’re dead, #38”

  1. dre says:

    Where do the Broncos fit in to this after life experience?

  2. Blitz says:

    Totally OT, but I was trying to send mr. G some cash, and don’t do Amazon or paypal…Help?

  3. Blitz says:

    OH!! That’s like the whole democrat party…you know,Barney (hooker tenant) Frank, The cold cash dude from LA. (shhh…he’s black)..damn, where do I start? Chuck I DESTROYED A BANK Schumer? Crap…like taking 500 yrd shots at 20 feet…

  4. jmflynny says:

    How ever would you hold the chopsticks?

  5. dre says:

    Moose Hunter Convention:

    Palin draws largest crowd yet for GOP

    Sarah Palin tonight attracted the largest crowd yet to any Republican campaign event this cycle, drawing tens of thousands of Floridians out in a conservative-leaning retirement community north of Orlando for a solo rally.

    Exactly how many voters Palin, making her first campaign trek to the Sunshine State, had in The Villages is uncertain.

    Mike Tucker, a local fire marshal, estimated 60,000. But reporters on the ground, including AP’s Brendan Farrington and my colleague Ken Vogel, would only say “tens of thousands,” suggesting the marshal’s estimate was on the high side. The St. Pete Times’s Adam Smith had another fire official in the crowd say it was about 25,000.
    http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0908/Palin_draws_largest_crowd_yet_for_GOP_.html?showall

  6. Blitz says:

    Jeff? It didn’t work, unless it did. I just tried 5x. If you have 5x my email addy? please let me know though?

  7. Blitz says:

    Dre? cleanup on aisle 6, ok?

  8. Blitz says:

    Tiny url is you friend dre!

  9. Jeff G. says:

    No luck, Blitz.

  10. dre says:

    Firefox works fine with the “greasey union worker plugin”

  11. Blitz says:

    Jeff? How do I donate? I won’t use paypal and Amazon isn’t working (apparently, they’re not taking my new CC#) I just want to send you a token, but simply can’t from your donate page

  12. Blitz says:

    I’m sure it does dre, but on ie7? scrolling is NOT my friend

  13. Blitz says:

    Ok, back on (my) topic. I could be totally wrong, but I read this to mean the Democrats get a pass no matter who is doing the Police work. The MSM? Proggs. The Congress? Afraid of the Proggs. The Senate? Ummm…errr…uhhh. Well there’s THAT…GWB? I had great hopes for him, they crashed and burned in the last election cycle.

    If I’m wrong about the point of the post, I at least hope that there is some food for thought there.

  14. Blitz says:

    Dre? re #1… In my afterlife? the 1990’s Patriots would at least have beaten the ONCE!!! But then again, Heaven is what you make it…

  15. Sgt. York says:

    Did anyone see the skit on SNL last night that ran at the beginning of the last half hour? I only caught the last half of it, but it seemed to be about how weenie and liberal Times reporters were after discovering that they were to be sent to Alaska.
    The part I caught was hysterical…does anyone know where to find those skits ?

    Mike
    For a taste of how funny, the assignment editor {?} held up a picture of a snowmobile, and asked the roomful of reporters if anyone knew what it was…
    Answer 1: ” A baptizing machine?”
    Answer 2: “A crucifix?”
    Another answer, very definitive and arrogantly, “That is an early, experimental model of a Nordic Trac, something like the 5A.”

    Really funny…anyone know where to find it???

  16. mojo says:

    You really have to read that in Christopher Walken’s voice for it to make much sense. Unwieldy, I know…

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