I was kidding yesterday, but apparently Luis Salgado did not appreciate the deadpan tone:
Salgado, 28, owner of the Ill Skillz (4948 N. 5th) tattoo parlor just got a portrait of Clinton inked on his leg at a tattoo convention in Baltimore.
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…Salgado’s new ink is featured in Tattoo Review. The mag’s publisher Carey Exton says he thinks many tattooed people are for Clinton because she “tells it like it is.”
Excitable Andy was gobsmacked/nauseated/heartsick, natch.
On a side note – you guys better start pumping out posts, or commenting, because in about two hours I’m gonna be stuck in a car dealership for roughly six hours. They can just shoot me now if there isn’t Wifi anywhere nearby.
Excitable Andy is just worried how people are going to judge his Barry tramp stamp.
But, Dan, he’s going to have nightmares!!!!
Of course, the list of things that prompt Andy’s nightmares is probably a long one.
Gun racks.
Nascar.
Muddy loafers.
An unsmacked gob.
Some tattoos are art.
Some tattoos serve well to indelibly mark the proud
owner as “not a thinking person”.
The required warning label legislation folk have done their job well!
Lord…
How did I know this genius and I share a city without even checking the link?