LOUISVILLE, Ky. – A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle. According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.
The more interesting question is whether he drove up in the imaginary car.
And how did he know the tank was full?
Premium… it was definitely premium.
He’s lucky he didn’t decide to burn one there in the parking lot.
They didn’t arrest him just for pumping gas. It was the 5-hour 100 mph chase he led them on afterwards.
That’s what you get for stealing Wonder Woman’s car.
They had to use stop-strips, and he nearly lost control and went off a bridge.
No CAFE standards for that bastard!
Turns out he had a dead body in the trunk and a family of illegals stashed in the glovebox.
The price of a gallon of skunk bud and its impact on the economy.
Words of wisdom for traffickers: do not get into your product.
That mugshot looks like he’s still seeing things.
JayC, I’m thinking it would have been a slow-speed chase.
Primo.