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Pope owes it to American people to genuflect to sacred progressivism
No….. no , he doesn’t . This from someone not particularly religious .
Not while I’m God.
Well, what Rev. Wright said.
….. do promote and practice these things as if they were the solution to modern problems.
Oh . Silly me … I had that backwards .
Then the Pope would be Episcopalian.
I have a better idea. What if the pope were to suddenly say, “You know guys, I’ve been praying for almost 81 years now. I’ve been an altar boy, a priest, a cardinal, and now I’m the pope. If God were going to talk to someone, you would think he would have spoken to me. So far, though, I have yet to get one single vision, one visitation, not so much as a burning bush! So… you know… I just don’t think he’s really there.”
Then the Pope would be Episcopalian.
Or Presbyterian Church-USA. Either way, he’d be WCC all the way.
The girlfriend has a burning bush ( bladder infection ) and God knows , well , you know ……
The girlfriend has a burning bush ( bladder infection ) and God knows , well , you know ……
He may have spoken to me a few times from there, but this is the pope we’re talking about.
Hey Dan – you going to go catch Bene somewhere? I think it would be marvelous to catch a glimpse…
Yeah, I would love to, MC, but Mary’s disappearing with her seniors to Hawaii for a couple of weeks, leaving me rather pinned down, though not by sniper fire.
The disappointment all of these progressives have when they discover the Pope is Catholic. “What do you mean God isn’t going to adjust himself so that all of my behaviors will be good? That is like so unfair!”
About every generation Popes and Protestant Babble thumpers create a new God.
“Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen.” –Michel de Montaigne
Dan, it is okay to genuflect to progressivism. Teddy Roosevelt was a genuine progressive–you do know who he was…right? Teddy supported women’s suffrage, and championed a minimum wage, not to mention factory and minium inspection standards. He also called for workmen’s compensation laws. Social security insurace was his brainchild, later made into law by his nephew. The list goes on. Republicans in those days were more level headed whilst the Democrats were little more than Southern rednecks, free traders, and moonshiners. Now it has just about reversed itself.
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A born jackass, I see.
Written to the hungry hoards who think that “The DaVinci Code” was a work of transcendant scholarship.
Jesus wept.
Ardie, I’m pretty sure that Christians have had a pretty consistent view of their God for a couple thousand years now, the Obamessiah notwithstanding.
As opposed to Ardie, who creates a new one about 15 minutes after every meal.
Bwahahaha, McGehee. American Idol.
Dan, it is okay to genuflect to progressivism. Teddy Roosevelt was a genuine progressive–you do know who he was…right? Teddy supported women’s suffrage, and championed a minimum wage, not to mention factory and minium inspection standards. He also called for workmen’s compensation laws. Social security insurace was his brainchild, later made into law by his nephew. The list goes on. Republicans in those days were more level headed whilst the Democrats were little more than Southern rednecks, free traders, and moonshiners. Now it has just about reversed itself.
Translation: I liked Republicans better when they were socialists.
You know, the pope is 81 yesterday. That’s older than John McCain. Hmmm….there’s a post in that somewhere. It would at least get an attack from the left that the pope must be a rather senile head of state or some such.
I know, Ards. The world is so confusing now. The Christians are socialists and the Republicans are knee jerk, poor people hating racists.
I just can’t keep up…
Roosevelt also killed hundreds of animals in Africa that are now on endangered species lists or extinct. He owned dozens of guns and was one of Owen Wister’s (author of the amazingly patriarchical The Virginian best friends.
Stick that in your pointy little head with all of your other fun facts, shake, and see what falls out.
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I love how the Gnostic writings are now to be taken as the new final authority because someone who likely doesn’t believe in “God” or Catholicism (or Mere Christianity at all) thinks that the Church would be better reshaping itself in their name.
As if the Doctors of the Church just made up doctrine out of whole cloth. Protip: there are reasons the Gnostic “Gospels” are considered on the far, far side of apocryphal.