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I've Grown Accustomed to Her Farce [Dan Collins]

I’ve grown accustomed to her farce
She’s posting when the day begins
I’ve grown accustomed to the crap she tosses on my lap
Her :-), her :-(, her ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now
Like breathing out and breathing in

I was serenely on the topic
And content, before we met
Surely I could always be that way again, and yet
I’ve grown accustomed to her txt
Accustomed to her noise
Accustomed to her farce

But I’m so used to hear her say “You’re stupid” every day
Her joys, her woes, her highs, her lows
Are second nature to me now
Like breathing out and breathing in

I’m very grateful she’s a goofball
And so easy to refute
Rather like a gnat one can always squash and yet
Having always now to parse
Her stinky arse
Sadly I’m used to her farce

19 Replies to “I've Grown Accustomed to Her Farce [Dan Collins]”

  1. nishi's doppleganger says:

    hee heez danz yoo shud spel itz ‘stoopid’
    dumas xtian breederz

  2. alppuccino says:

    nishi’s response:

    Oh MayBee, such a baby, you don’t understand,
    We started from a quark, not from some Omniscient hand.

    Oh MayBee, lumpy gravy ruins Easter plans,

    It’s gals like you MayBee,

    Oh whatcha do MayBee, ooh Baby, no more respect MayBee

  3. Ardsgaine says:

    And to think I missed that whole thread. Here’s my second chance, but 371 comments beats my attention span by about 200%.

    I thought the song was beautiful, though, Dan. And giving her her own thread is even better than roses.

  4. Mikey NTH says:

    Jeepers, Dan. Just cut off the oxygen to that thing already have done with it. I dropped out of that one early (something about going to sleep that night) but 371 comments and nothing to show that wasn’t already known? Matoko is a need-machine and it would be kinder to starve the beast then cater to the dementia.

    Kinder for us, that is.

  5. BJTexs TW/BP says:

    Ards:

    With her echo chamber commenting style and faux sufi mysticism-by-science meme she brings a whole new meaning the “faith is unreason” contention, don’cha think? :-D

  6. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I think she really does need professional help. I hope she gets it.

  7. JD says:

    I agree with Spies. She needs help.

  8. Enoch_Root says:

    not your daddy.

  9. Ardsgaine says:

    Ards:

    With her echo chamber commenting style and faux sufi mysticism-by-science meme she brings a whole new meaning the “faith is unreason” contention, don’cha think? :-D

    It’s a sad fact that many of the people who rebel against religion never really reject the underlying mysticism. Take Marx, for example…

  10. Nazdar says:

    Catholic schoolgirl
    So far above those others
    Takes the Gnostic road

  11. daleyrocks says:

    I don’t think she will resolve her daddy issues on the internet. She is unprepared for life as an adult.

  12. N. O'Brain says:

    Ok, made it about halfway through the thread.

    I think I got it.

    nishi is a retarded marmoset with OCD.

    A bigoted retarded marmoset with OCD.

  13. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    A bigoted retarded marmoset with OCD.

    Close.

  14. oh, I’ve figured out who this reminds me of. and why it made me laugh so hard.

  15. DarthRove says:

    Regarding her problems with McCain’s Sunni/Shi’ite distinction problems, I’ve tried to keep them straight myself for years, and I keep forgetting which one believes what or why. Mostly because I really just don’t care.

  16. ushie says:

    Man, I read that thread(s). What a dolt the nishii is. Sad that she doesn’t realize it herself.

  17. datadave says:

    ah the fascist weasels

    you call that a debate?

  18. Rob Crawford says:

    No, it’s an argument. Try to keep up, douchebagdave.

  19. Enoch_Root says:

    Rob – #18 holy crap… free mustard, huh?

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