7 Replies to “I Like Roz Chast [Dan Collins]”

1. alppuccino says:

   April 3, 2008 at 5:48 am

   Was there one where Ziggy finally gets laid?

2. Dan Collins says:

   April 3, 2008 at 5:58 am

   By Garfield? Up the butt? Yeah.

3. jon says:

   April 3, 2008 at 6:08 am

   Garfield, like all cats, is only into rimming.

   Mansfield Park parties are better for singles: there’s danger about, and lots of women in servants dress. Sure, they’re probably actual servants with a shitload of work to do, but at least you don’t have to say “Dame” when asking if you can fuck them from behind. E.M. Forster parties suck as a rule, but the P.D. James related titles can be a hoot.

4. Salt Lick says:

   April 3, 2008 at 6:14 am

   ‘The one that still makes me laugh out loud,’ she said, ‘is one of a man with a giant penis and a woman with giant breasts, and the caption is, Well, I guess we can die now.’ I’d say that’s a sentiment at which both sexes can laugh.”

   It’s strangely wonderful to see the humor of Garrison Keilor’s fans converge with those of Larry the Cable Guy. I credit the unityness to Obama. Yes we can!

5. daleyrocks says:

   April 3, 2008 at 8:43 am

   As Fat Studies join Queer Studies as college majors the decline of the academy continues apace. It seems all about lacking the confidence or self-esteem to allow others to be responsible for your ongoing happiness in life. No thank you.

6. Dan Collins says:

   April 3, 2008 at 8:48 am

   I AM MY AFFLICTION!

   “In the desert
   I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
   Who, squatting upon the ground,
   Held his heart in his hands,
   And ate of it.
   I said: “Is it good, friend?”
   “It is bitter-bitter,” he answered;
   “But I like it
   Because it is bitter,
   And because it is my heart.”
   –Stephen Crane

7. daleyrocks says:

   April 3, 2008 at 9:23 am

   It seems all about lacking confidence or self-esteem and allowing others to be responsible for your ongoing happiness in life. No thank you.

   Clarified

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