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Things You Didn’t Know About Your Penis [Karl]

That is the headline of a WebMD article with the sub-headline, “Interesting Facts That Men And Women Will Find Educational – And Surprising”

I would think women would be most surprised if they had a penis, but that did not make the list.

18 Replies to “Things You Didn’t Know About Your Penis [Karl]”

  1. serr8d says:

    No pshop for this one. It’s a bit prickly, though

  2. McGehee says:

    Serr8d, I’m sure you and the rest of the PW commentariat will be grateful to know that I am speechless.

  3. Pablo says:

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  4. JD says:

    The list of things most men don’t know about their penis is a pretty short list.

    I am sure there is a great joke in there about caric, timmah, and IJS.

  5. Dan Collins says:

    Women are pretty possessive, Karl.

  6. JD says:

    Dan – I believe that upon marriage, most women believe that the penis immediately becomes community property, something that they should be allowed to carry around in their myriad of purses, and only returned to the rightful owner when they deem us worthy.

  7. memomachine says:

    Hmmmm.

    My penis surprises me constantly.

    Yesterday it gave me flowers. I’m touched really.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    JD, I think you mean communal.

    Either that, or your wife’s pretty cool.

  9. JD says:

    Dan – Again. you are right. Were my penis to become community property, it would be a blight on the community, and the better half would take well more than half, as she is not likely too fond of sharing. ;-)

  10. […] res ipsa loquitur. Posted by Dan Collins @ 8:44 am | Trackback Share […]

  11. CochinoMarrano says:

    Serr8d, surely that is the barbed cock of satan.

  12. Dan Collins says:

    Next up: lolcocks

  13. serr8d says:

    CochinoMarrano, I think it’s Amanda Marcotte’s, actually.

  14. […] post something  . . . distasteful.  However, I find that I can no more renounce her than I can my penis. Posted by Dan Collins @ 11:18 am | Trackback Share […]

  15. oh, you guys beat me to it. was gonna say I have a penis and it came with this handy carrier.

  16. N. O'Brain says:

    “…There is no “penis bone,”

    Oh, yeah? Then why why is it called a “boner”?

  17. Dan Collins says:

    I was thinking of rewriting Gogol’s The Nose so that some government functionary wakes up to discover his penis is missing, and it’s become Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York.

  18. McGehee says:

    True story: walruses’ penises do in fact have bones. One time Alaska Congressman Don Young brandished one during a speech on the House floor.

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