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Jeff Goldstein Lives [Karl]

As inquiring minds want to know, I just learned that Jeff G was out of town and apparently incommunicado — but has returned home.

30 Replies to “Jeff Goldstein Lives [Karl]”

  1. yeah, yeah, and Generalissimo Franco is still dead….

  2. happyfeet says:

    So he’s done with that Chicago thinger. There’ll be an interview maybe to read. He was gonna interview that famous catch wrestler guy. I wonder if they talked about Obama? The guy’s in Chicago after all.

  3. Pablo says:

    Is he in one piece? If so, is it purple?

    Meanwhile, Excitable Andy has gone beyond simple Obamasession and is now carrying water for the not so good Reverend Wright.

  4. Matt, Esq. says:

    Well its not like we don’t like we don’t like Jeff- but Dan, Karl are doing a good job so far.

    I would like to see Jeff vet Obama. But ya know…

  5. happyfeet says:

    Ok. That’s it for Andy. I think for real it’s dementia. Yeah. I said it.

  6. T&T says:

    I miss you, Jeff (sniff). Momma says you never call anymore, and the dawg mourned itself to death on Tuesday. He just couldn’t take it, and the ‘dillo kept at him and kept at him, til he just laid down and died. Now the ‘dillo has even lawst his energy, just climbs inside a Cuervo Gold bottle about every hour and we have to break it awf him so’s he can breath.

    Come back, Jeff. I’ve kept the Cognac in a safe, but I caught the ‘dillo a-twirlin the dial tryin to guess the combination six times yesterday. Had to by him another case of tequilla to divert his attention.

    Bobby says he still loves you.

    T&T

  7. Pal2Pal says:

    Yeah, yeah, and I just saw Elvis at the local K-Mart.

  8. LiveFromFortLivingRoom says:

    The other bloggers are doing a great job, Dan and Karl, but I have to give a huge amount of props to the posters on this site. You all make me feel like I write like a 12 year old, thank you all. I am substandard.

  9. Karl says:

    I thank people for the kind words, but I miss Jeff G and hope to hear his take on the events of the past week at some point.

    Also, IIRC, I have never had occasion to think LiveFromFortLivingRoom is somehow a sub-standard commenter. And I join Dan in noting the value of PW commenters generally. That is also a tribute to the brand Jeff G has built.

  10. Merovign says:

    It’s alive, ALIVE!

    Oh, and Jeff’s back.

    :)

    We’re all looking forward to the day when Jeff gets regular again. Even if it’s just applying his concepts of linguistic and conceptual abuse to MMA training.

  11. J. Peden says:

    I am substandard.

    Well, you’re not as substandard as I am, you arrogant pretender.

  12. thor says:

    Comment by Karl on 3/22 @ 12:42 am #

    I thank people for the kind words, but I miss Jeff G and hope to hear his take on the events of the past week at some point.

    I think it’d be really refreshing if Jeff posted something twisted and sick and didn’t mention a word about the events of the past week, and do you know why Karl?

    Because it’s been fun watching you fashion yourself as Kim Jung Karl, leader of all deluders, but god damn AmeriKKKa if I want to suffer another week of the hourly/daily dumping your anti-Obama diaper on PW. You need tending to Karl. What was your last shaft-yanking Bush gobble? That Bush handles the press better than Obama? Go. Just go. And take your Obama tantrums with you.

    Tiger Woods can play golf. Kobe Bryant can hit a jump shot. Barack Obama can give a speech.

    I’m not being deceived, Karl.

  13. Sean M. says:

    So, Jeff lives, huh? Do we have to wear special sunglasses to see him?

  14. guinsPen says:

    Barack Obama can give a speech.

    But can’t answer simple questions coherently.

  15. Pablo says:

    Bill Clinton can give a speech too. And he wouldn’t deceive you, would he?

    Nah….

  16. McGehee says:

    You all make me feel like I write like a 12 year old, thank you all.

    No, actually you don’t. Not enough non sequitur. Not enough argument by assertion.

    Also, you punctuate, spell properly, use capitalization correctly, and don’t claim to have an IQ of 145.

  17. McGehee says:

    But can’t answer simple questions coherently.

    Making him the perfect candidate for nishtoon.

  18. serr8d says:

    I am substandard.

    Well, you’re not as substandard as I am, you arrogant pretender.

    What are these standards of which you speak?!

    There’s a reason PW is atop my blogroll. Jeff of course; and all the rest of the guest posters are top-notch. And the tormentors commentors as well. Happyfeet, a special shoe’s hat’s off to you.

  19. JD says:

    LFFLR – Don’t you dare try to claim my title. I cuss, allahdammit. Fucking racist.

    If Sully is carrying water for Rev. Wright, that is better than carrying spears, no?

    I bet Jeff G took that catch wrestler, caught him in a kimura, and ended it with a rear naked choke.

  20. JD says:

    I denounce myself.

  21. ThomasD says:

    Given all the grief that’s been (rightly) directed at Obamessiah’s cult of personality, perhaps we should not be celebrating the return of a young Jewish guy from an unwelcomed absence on this particular weekend?

  22. happyfeet says:

    reach out

    touch faith

  23. William Jefferson Clinton says:

    reach out

    touch me

  24. happyfeet says:

    oh. serr8d, thank you.

  25. happyfeet says:

    But Jeff is still on the bubble I feel. I really would like to know he’s coming back next season. Cause he might could not, and that would mean the internet was broken I think. I hope the snarly tattoo wrestling guru person in Chicago appreciates really how honored he is.

  26. William Jefferson Clinton says:

    And I’m still on Bubbles.

  27. RC says:

    Jeff who?

  28. Tim McGraw says:

    reach out

    touch faith

    Don’t you dare.

  29. Cave Bear says:

    I’ve been blogging since 1990 or thereabout (of course, we didn’t call it that back on the old Fidonet POLITICS conference, but the net effect was the same), so I’m definitely no noob at this. But I know when I’m outclassed, which is why I don’t post that much.

    While the illustrious Karl, Dan, Darleen and the rest of the crew have done outstanding work, it will be great to see the mighty Jeff G. back in the saddle again…

  30. McGehee says:

    it will be great to see the mighty Jeff G. back in the saddle again…

    …out where a friend is a friend.

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