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Scarlett Johansson Update [Karl]

As previously announced, Scarlett Johansson is boosting the… morale of US troops in the Persian Gulf:

CAMP BUEHRING, Kuwait (Jan. 20, 2008) — If anyone has wondered what can make a battle hardened Marine act like a love-struck high-schooler, the answer is simple—a meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson.

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A hush fell over the crowd as Johansson, wearing a pink sweater, knee-high boots and cherry-red lipstick, entered the USO.

Very nice, especially from an Obama girl.  RTWT.  Pics at the link.  (h/t HotAir.)

Update:  New York Daily News gossip Ben Widdicombe claims we can soon expect an announcement that Scar-Jo is betrothed to actor Ryan Reynolds.  I think I can predict your reaction.

Update x2:  The Jawa Report has video.

33 Replies to “Scarlett Johansson Update [Karl]”

  1. eLarson says:

    A hush fell over the crowd as Johansson, wearing a pink sweater, knee-high boots and cherry-red lipstick, entered the USO.

    Well no wonder… if she wasn’t actually wearing any pants, I couldn’t blame them.

  2. MCPO Airdale says:

    Regardless of her politics, I applaud her bringing some happiness to these Marines and Sailors (I’m sure there was a Corpsman there).

  3. Matt, Esq. says:

    I echo what MCPO Airdale said- kudos to her for doing it – I bet she takes some heat from her Hollywood peers for supporting “the war machine” but its the right thing to do. I wish more celebs would do that.

    Personally, one of the more uplifting troop stories was catching the WWE wrestling show they put on in Iraq around Christmas- even if you don’t like/watch wrestling, you have to appreciate the time, effort and money the WWE puts in to doing the show overseas (for no compensation).

    Though if it came down to a visit from Hulk Hogan or a visit from Ms. Scarlett, I’m going with her.

  4. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Nice to see tradition continuing.

  5. happyfeet says:

    Yes. She demonstrates a sophisticated understanding of morale, this one.

  6. Pablo says:

    We’ll have her on the dark side in no time. Hubba hubba!

  7. alppuccino says:

    Don’t hook me up to the lie detector for that one.

  8. happyfeet says:

    We could just ask you what the color of her eyes are and I think you’d be all good.

  9. Wonder how many of them she’ll pile into her bunk per night

  10. Rob Crawford says:

    Well no wonder… if she wasn’t actually wearing any pants, I couldn’t blame them.

    Now *that* image is going to bring about the death of a couple of kittens.

  11. happyfeet says:

    I read somewheres where she disdains monogamy.

  12. Rusty says:

    #

    Comment by happyfeet on 1/21 @ 3:27 pm #

    I read somewheres where she disdains monogamy.

    Now if she just had a hankerin’ for overweight middle aged men, I’d be golden.

  13. She doesn’t so much disdain monogamy as she’s a skeeze. A really attractive one, but slut nonetheless. I suspect that only enhances her charm to many men, however.

  14. alppuccino says:

    Enhances? How’s about kicks on the Turbo Charmer and gets her charm up to about 160 charm ‘n hour?

  15. happyfeet says:

    Ryan is that guy what couldn’t satisfy Alanis.

  16. gahrie says:

    Where the f**K are the pictures of the knee high boots! Damn it…now I’m going to have to watch The Devil wears Prada again tonight to see Anne Hathaway in her boots…..

  17. Rob Crawford says:

    She doesn’t so much disdain monogamy as she’s a skeeze. A really attractive one, but slut nonetheless. I suspect that only enhances her charm to many men, however.

    While skeezes may need to be approached with more than adequate protection and a bottle of Cipro, the fact that they’re skeezes makes them more approachable. Higher chance of success with them, after all.

    Or so I’ve heard.

  18. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Am I the only hetero guy in the world who just doesn’t “get” Scarlett Johansson?

    Nothing special that I can see.

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    Geez, my son was there in Kuwait, and who visits the Marines?

    Chuck Norris.

  20. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    SB&P — Well, she’s no Marg Helgenberger, that’s for sure…

  21. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Yep, Marg works.

    Ann-Margret would also do, while we’re in the Scandi region of the spectrum.

  22. She does have a charming retro 40s thing going there, which is all good. And I have no doubt she did the Marines a world of good by visiting, if perhaps not their wives and sweethearts back home…

  23. SPQR says:

    Ryan Reynolds is hetero ?

  24. psycho... says:

    Am I the only hetero guy in the world who just doesn’t “get” Scarlett Johansson?

    Nope. She’s about three feet tall, weirdly misproportioned, and so stupid she’s probably not legally capable of consent. I’ve seen pictures of her that are nice, but that’s pictures. The real thing is sewn together wrong. She can’t even walk like a person. She moves like a toddler. It’s ick.

    (Not saying I wouldn’t. Out of deep moral conviction, I’m kind to all sluts.)

  25. Pablo says:

    As long as we’re talking detective ladies with guns, if Kathryn Morris comes around, Scarlett is dismissed. Until Kathryn leaves. Unless it turns out that they really like each other…

  26. Slartibartfast says:

    I can find nothing objectionable about Scarlett, but I’m a forgiving kind of guy. Also, I suspect that I can be visually stimulated to overlook certain character shortcomings. I am, though, interested to see what her mom looks like, as an indicator of what Scarlett will look like in a couple of decades.

  27. otcconan says:

    I like her exactly because she is short. Because I’m only 5’4″ myself.

    And you gotta admit her, um, surgery, was quite the success.

  28. Slartibartfast says:

    Surgery?

  29. otcconan says:

    Slart, Bingo.

    It’s been 20 years since I graduated high school, and all the cute girls from my class now look like their mothers: wide rear, nothing up top, thunder thighs.

  30. otcconan says:

    Yeah, surgery. You don’t think that what’s under that sweater is real, do you?

  31. Slartibartfast says:

    I don’t know whether they’re real or not. Do you think it’s completely impossible for a woman to have large breasts?

  32. otcconan says:

    Sure, it is. But since she’s bragged about them to the media, it’s pretty well known.

    I don’t care, personally. I think she’s hot.

  33. Slartibartfast says:

    She has? Do tell.

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