Scar-Jo may be an Obama girl, but she is going to entertain the troops in the Persian Gulf for five days as part of a USO/Army Morale Welfare Recreation entertainment tour.
For some reason, Johansson gets a large supply of fan letters from the military and wanted to do more than just answer them on paper.
My God! That opening bit in “Lost in Translation”!
She could orate “Pro Lege Manilia” to me and get the same original slack-jawed, drooling response.
(For different reasons, you understand)
“Quamquam mihi semper frequens conspectus vester multo iucundissimus, hic autem locus ad agendum amplissimus, ad dicendum ornatissimus est visus, Quirites…”
Oh, my nipples…
All props to Scarlett. Titties for Troops is a noble mission. And if there’s a quality control question, I’d be happy to help resolve it. Call me!
Yay. At this point I’m not impressed really, she’d have had to have gotten out there a bit earlier really for that. She thinks this is a good idea is all, and she’s not really known as a thinker, this one.
By which to say I mean she’s stupid. Decidedly not well-read. Mostly when she gets roles it’s cause the scheduling works out and she’s not particularly pricey. It’s not like they ever don’t have a good dozen at least others in mind for these parts she does.
I support her! And by that I mean I would use my hands to cup, and gently support her lovelies.
I saw the blurb that said she was going to make her directoral debut. It turns out she will be one of many, directing just a five minute piece. I imagine the assistant director will be very involved in the process, much more than usual.
I dunno… Woody Allen will be supervising, I’m sure.
[swoon]She has such a perfect body: buxom and inviting.[/swoon] He “come hither” look is a knockout punch.
It’s an outrage that she only has a five minute piece coming to her. She deserves and hour-long piece, at least.
That one kid went to the doctor today. I remember this one lady in Texas who would sometimes say she was gonna send out the white light my way. I don’t know how to do that. Then after she would sprinkle me with catalyst water before I left. I have no idea where you get that. I’m pretty useless in this sort of situation, really.
This sucks but is kinda good I guess. Ok this is me doing the white light thing. I’m not sure how you’re supposed to know if it’s working though.
As they say “If youre not liberal when you’re young, you haven’t got a heart. If you’re still liberal when you’re old, you havent got a brain.”
She’s young, she’s hot, she’s liberal.. And reasonably patriotic as well..
I can dig it.
When Scarlett gave some favorable press to Algore’s “Global Warming” myth a year or two back, I almost tore her pin-up off the wreck-room wall.
“Damn her pouty, gorgeous self!” I said at the time.
So, we started to use her as a dart-board instead. But now that she is redeemed we’ll stop doin’ that.
Thanks, Karl, for the update.
It’s a fine line to walk in supporting the troops but backbiting their mission. Few can genuinely do it.