12 Replies to “Congratulations! [Dan Collins]”

1. JD says:

   January 17, 2008 at 10:45 am

   Other than working for a chick network that makes piss poor after school specials aimed at adults, why else would this guy be a schmuck?

2. Dan Collins says:

   January 17, 2008 at 10:47 am

   “Reality programming.”

3. Lost My Cookies says:

   January 17, 2008 at 11:07 am

   Think he could get me a job?

4. CochinoMarrano says:

   January 17, 2008 at 11:32 am

   Still not getting it, Dan.

5. Dan Collins says:

   January 17, 2008 at 11:44 am

   Well, obviously, you’re not as filled with spite as I am.

   Congratulations!

6. psycho... says:

   January 17, 2008 at 12:09 pm

   Tiny face, giant head.

   Home-whitened pointy little teeth.

   Lesbian-grandma haircut with Spock ears.

   His neck looks like a huge baby arm, and he’s got his collar open.

   This all says “schmuck.”

   But I don’t know what Dan means, either.

   Is this guy going to ruin the Rape Channel? With real rapes?

   He doesn’t look Japanese.

7. happyfeet says:

   January 17, 2008 at 12:16 pm

   Also random but I thought this was wrong:

   Jack Nicholson, the legendary ladies’ man, says he’d like to fall in love again.

   “I never minded being a fool for love,” the 70-year-old Oscar winner tells AARP The Magazine.

   Legendary ladies’ men just get a lot less legendary when they start doing interviews with AARP I think. I didn’t really know he was that legendary even, but for real he is I guess. He slept with 2,000+ womens according to this:

   In his adult personal life, Nicholson has been notorious for his inability to “settle down”, with a place on Maxim’s “Top 10 Living Legends of Sex.” He has allegedly slept with 2,000 women.[12] He has five children by four different women; he was married once.[13] Nicholson married Sandra Knight on June 17, 1962. The couple had one daughter, Jennifer Nicholson (born 1963) before divorcing on August 8, 1968. His other daughter, Honey Hollman (born 1981), was with Danish model Winnie Hollman. He has one son, Caleb Goddard (born 1970), with actress Susan Anspach, his Five Easy Pieces co-star. He had two children from his relationship with Rebecca Broussard, Lorraine Nicholson (born 1990) and Raymond Nicholson (born 1992).

   He has been romantically linked to numerous actresses and models, including Michelle Phillips, Bebe Buell, and Lara Flynn Boyle. Nicholson’s longest relationship was for 17 years to actress Anjelica Huston, from 1973 to 1989, the daughter of film director John Huston. However, the relationship ended when the news reported that Rebecca Broussard had become pregnant with his child.

   AARP doesn’t really tell its readers all that, it’s more stuff like this:

   Nicholson says getting older has changed the way he woos women.

   “I can’t hit on a girl in public like I used to,” he says. “I never thought words like `undignified’ would come into my own reflections on myself, but I can’t do it anymore.”

   Nicholson, whose past flames include Anjelica Huston and Lara Flynn Boyle, explains: “I feel uncomfortable. I don’t think anybody cares what I do in these areas, but it feels a little bit off to me.”

   Woos. Whatever. I think it’s great that he feels comfortable sharing this with the AARP. I absolutely have no point at all.

   The Lifetime guy probably is more like a reflection of Lifetime getting caught out by the writer’s strike than anything else, but I wonder if he’s British. He looks British.

8. Al Maviva says:

   January 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm

   Anybody who has to ask why that guy is a d-bag simply hasn’t watched enough Lifetime, which, near as I can figure, has an operating slogan, “TV for Women Who Love Stories About Women Fighting Back Against Men Who Love to Beat Women Who Eventually Shoot Them or Win The Divorce Case and Settle Down With The Long Haired Best Friend Guy Who Cries With Them.” To be a dude working for lifetime is like being a cow working for a butcher. Yeah, I guess it’s a living, but dude…

9. Jeff says:

   January 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm

   Lifetime, like most chick-lit, takes a specific moral stance: it’s OK for women to do anything in pursuit of an explosive orgasm. Once the (a)moral framework is erected, the chick-lit story must find a women who needs additional explosive orgasms, and a man who can give them to her. This all means the stories must be set in the context of failed or failing relationships, and it has to be the man’s fault because he’s supposed to be an orgasm machine for the female lead.

   A guy that promotes that kind of misandrist crap is clearly a schmuck, IMHO.

10. lordsomber says:

    January 17, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Add him to this list:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html

11. happyfeet says:

    January 17, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    let’s add him too

12. thor says:

    January 18, 2008 at 12:03 am

    Comment by Dan Collins on 1/17 @ 11:44 am #

    Well, obviously, you’re not as filled with spite as I am.

    Congratulations!

    I’m so as-filled if not more, bragger.

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