In the midst of denying an allegation that he assaulted a woman, Randy Moss makes a startling admission:
“I want to make something clear,” Moss said. “In my whole entire life of living 30 years, I’ve never put my hand on one woman, physically or in an angry manner.”
Did you hear the one about the guy who came into camp as a tight end and left as a wide receiver?
In my whole entire life of living 30 years
Certainly there is an easier, lesss cumbersome way of stating that.
Not even ambidextrous.
We don’t remember Randy Moss’s exploits of the English language.
I couldn’t say that — I got married at age 32.
<glances over shoulder to see if wife is in room>
Maybe he’s just really, really shy? I mean he didn’t say he didn’t think about it…like this uncle I had who lived in a room at the YMCA, he must’ve been an athlete too…
He will, on the other cool, non-chick-touching hand, push a female cop for 500 ft with the front end of his Lexus.
I hope he finds happiness. Today was a big step for him.
“Did you hear the one about the guy who came into camp as a tight end and left as a wide receiver?”
Pitchers and catchers report in a month. Work with that one.
And that one woman is Rosie O’Donnell.
cranky-d FTW.
Did Craig C just tell Andy Moss he was gay?
He had already been traded to the Raiders by the time of the Vikings Love Boat incident.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Vikings_boat_party_scandal
Well he probably is right. It’s never been one woman at a time…
I’m about sick of people assuming someone has to be gay if they aren’t a serial philanderer.
Jack Nicholson is so not gay. I learned that today.
What he does with his corn flakes is nobody’s business.
As long as it’s consensual. And the cornflakes are in his own bowl.
And it’s not Grape Nuts.
It says so in the Bible.