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Shot Through the Nuts [Dan Collins]

and he’s to blame.

He gives robb’ry a bad name.

Headline: A little too much realism?

The sound of one penis clashing.  Clash misjudging the primaries.

Ishant Sharma’s gonna get you.

Short people got no reason to live. (h/t Hot Air) Randy Newman

I hate it when this happens.

Embryo clones.  I got some embryo clones, oh, baby, ooh-ooh-ooh.

9 Replies to “Shot Through the Nuts [Dan Collins]”

  1. Ishant Sharma

    For a minute there, I thought you’d been backpacking to the Antarctic again.

  2. serr8d says:

    Violent deaths were defined as hanging, shooting, cutting, jumping from height or in front of a moving vehicle, drowning, or intentionally crashing.

    Fifty ways to leave as lesser?

  3. Big Bang (pumping you up.) says:

    – There must be 50 ways to jump the shark. (Forget that zit. Clearasil won’t be needed where you’re going bucky)

  4. JHoward says:

    a semiautomatic handgun

    Because proper robb’r prefers the single shot derringer — none of those nasty 4-barrel affairs neither, maam. Limited to 425 fps. For the chivalry.

  5. JD says:

    Dan – Our criminals are not very smart here in Indy. That clip was all over the news yesterday and today. Hysterical.

  6. SarahW says:

    The real-life Sopranos.

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Tony Sparano was named coach of the Miami Dolphins.

  8. mojo says:

    Well, he’s so’ nuff got ‘im a gangsta lean now…

  9. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    The DA will be adding the Federally-mandated charge of Felony Stupid.

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