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Let’s Face It [Dan Collins]

You’re a nut:

Comment by Kareoleena on 1/8 @ 1:15 pm

My thoughts are that there needs to be a changing of the guards. I mean, lets be realistic about this. How much change can there actually be if the Clinton’s and Bush’s have been in the white house for the past 20 years. It would be the same business as usual if Hillary were in the white house. She is hard and calculating and damn near a man herself in her brutish mannerisms. Her attempt at trying to muster a crying spell can only work on people that are as desperate as she is to believe that her and her team of nut crackers have the ability to change the dire and defeated state that we as Americans find ourselves.I mean if you really want to know the truth about it all, she was the president while her husband was in office. Obama represents a visual and mental change to everyone in the world. His song sheds hope and magnifies the hypocrisies and double talk that has filled the mouths of the other candidates. It is more than obvious now that the songs of the others are currently jumping on the bandwagon of his already documented slogan. It is time to change the look of American Politics as a whole,and allow a true fearless leader direct American to a higher consciousness and way of life. And what better way to do it than to embrace a completely new regiment.

You seem like a nice, well-meaning nut, though, FWIW.

34 Replies to “Let’s Face It [Dan Collins]”

  1. kelly says:

    Damn. That’s some tasty pabulum.

  2. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Like, peace man. Peace. They’re all toads. The only difference is which toad do you share the most values. I mean politically. Do you like the federal government bigger and managing more apsects of your life? Or not. For me, that’s the big separation point. That’s why it was so damn hard to punch the ballot for Bush in 2004. However, the alternative was a hundred times worse. And even, though I was opposed to the battle in Iraq, I also knew that time had already passed. That ship had sailed. It seems for me, the choice is always a lesser of two evils.

  3. Carin says:

    You know what song I like? Tool’s “Hooker with a Penis.”

    I also like “Song for the Dead” by Queens of the Stone Age.

    I didn’t know Obama did any songs. I guess I should give him a second look? Do you think he knows any Tool?

  4. Carin says:

    But, man, I’m also into Changing songs. You know, sometimes the old song doesn’t do it anymore. Then I need Change. True change, not false change. Chang-y change. Honest change. Hopeful change. A change that encompases the color of the singer is what I need.
    Is there a black version of Tool out there?

  5. Spiny Norman says:

    And what better way to do it than to embrace a completely new regiment.

    A completely new, what?

  6. Spiny Norman says:

    Change. Heh. Every time I hear that, I think of the episode where the town were invaded by a zombie army of the “homeless”.

    Change? Got any change?

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  8. Spiny Norman says:

    The South Park episode…

    The internets ate my tags… damnit.

  9. Carin says:

    I dunno, Spiny – I think it’s a band.

  10. happyfeet says:

    John Waite did a song about Change on the VisionQuest soundtrack and also Shout to the Top is on there too but that’s not John Waite but a really good song I think. I just remember cause Jeff says that was a good movie and I never saw it and I kind of don’t think I will but some of these songs I think I’ll look for tonight.

  11. Dan Collins says:

    Hmmm. Well, Malkin had ideas about a campaign song for Hillary, but none of them was as good IMNSHO as “It’s Going to Take Some Time,” by the Crapenters.

  12. happyfeet says:

    It must be kind of creepy to have people remember like every little thing you say.

  13. Dewclaw says:

    Tesla has a song called “Changes.” So does Yes.

    So Obama’s “originality” is in ripping off 80’s era rock bands.

    Twatwaffle.

  14. Karl says:

    Folks should stop by the original post also; we have fresh nuts a-plenty.

  15. Eleven says:

    Kareoleena is from Europe. Bank it.

  16. Mikey NTH says:

    “Tesla has a song called “Changes.” So does Yes.”

    So does Bowie. So the charge of twatwaffle may or may not be appropriate.

    For what its worth.

  17. kelly says:

    “Kareoleena is from Europe. Bank it.”

    Well, count me in. Sounds like a delicious sandwich spread from one of those Slavic countries.

  18. robomarine says:

    I guess it all comes down to who’s the lesser of four weevils??

  19. Jeffersonian says:

    Is it me, or is a big chunk of the Left on a constant search for the next Great Helmsman?

  20. Wait, she has a problem with Senator Clinton because she’s basically a man… then she goes on to say we need Senator Obama, who actually is a man?

  21. B Moe says:

    But Clinton is like an old man, and Obama is a not-young youth. D’uh!

  22. BJTexs says:

    Ch Ch Ch CHANGES!!

    Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

  23. stace says:

    ‘I don’t do songs.”

    —Fred Thompson

  24. tim_d says:

    Brian Eno has a song named “Regiment.” It’s actually a really cool song. But it’s not new; I think it came out in the ’80s…

  25. mojo says:

    It is time to change the look of American Politics as a whole,and allow a true fearless leader direct American to a higher consciousness and way of life.

    Badenov! Get in here!

  26. injustice prevails says:

    NOTE:
    Skin color isNOTan issue

    IF
    Politics was a MacDonalds
    Barak Obama would only be QUALIFIED to mop the floors

    what the hell does this empty suite pretender Obama think he’s doing
    running for president of the United States

    America you need to ask Obama point blank

    What makes you think you areQUALIFIED to run this country
    and talking about change does not count as an answer

    Obama has only two years of political experience,
    Obama has never even participated in a single major senate vote

    if America was your company
    would you hire Obama as the president ?

  27. happyfeet says:

    You sound offended. He just bitch-slapped Hillary in front of the whole world. Let him have his moment. Waves crash. It’s what they do.

  28. SarahW says:

    I love to sing-a
    about the moona and the June-a
    and the spring-a…..

  29. SarahW says:

    I love to sing-a.
    I like to wake up with the South-a in my mouth-a,
    And wave the flag-a,
    With a cheer for Uncle Sammy and another for my Mommy.
    I love to sing!

    I love-a to, I love-a to sing!

  30. Ric Locke says:

    I mean, that is, like, so cool.

    If Jeff can find the font again, “Jumping on the Bandwagon of the Already Documented Slogan” would be a perfect tagline for the Pub.

    Regards,
    Ric

  31. syn says:

    I hear the chant now:

    “Ohm….Obama is our leader…higher consciousness….I am now divine….Ohm”

    When I was into the yoga thing I often meditated why yogis never did a yoga retreat in Darfur, Sudan to end the slaughter and bring peace.

  32. Jeff says:

    His song sheds hope and magnifies the hypocrisies and double talk that has filled the mouths of the other candidates.

    I can tolerate fangurrlishness. I can tolerate a faddish desire for the new. I can tolerate a lot.

    But I cannot tolerate mixed metaphors. His “song sheds?” His “song…magnifies?” “Magnifies…hypocrisies?” “Magnifies…double talk?” No. No, no, no!

    Songs that shed like so much scalp fungus? Songs that magnify things that can’t be seen? Songs that magnify double talk to quadruple talk?

    Damn it. Damn it.

  33. JD says:

    These people are so fucking hysterical.

  34. ThomasD says:

    Artist: Live
    Album: Throwing Copper
    Song: Waitress

    come on baby leave some change behind
    she was a bitch, but I don’t care
    she brought our food out on time
    and wore a funky barrette in her hair

    come on baby leave some change behind
    she was a bitch but good enough
    to leave some change,
    everybody’s good enough for some change

    the girl’s got family
    she needs cash to buy aspirin for her pain,
    everybody’s good enough for some change

    we all get the flu,
    we all get aids
    we’ve got to stick together after all,
    everybody’s good enough for some change,
    SOME FUCKING CHANGE!!!

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