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Teh Fun! [Dan Collins]

Alex Leamas:

The best thing to come out of this whole teary fiasco is the post and comments at Marc*nt’s.

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19 Replies to “Teh Fun! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Alec Leamas says:

    “Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.”

  2. Techie says:

    That sort of writing is like a summoning spell. You’re drawing them near.

  3. N. O'Brain says:

    Ennui is a really cool word.

  4. MayBee says:

    Speaking of teary, where’s alppu? His Buckeyes broke my heart last night!!

  5. JD says:

    alpuccino has likely joined thor in erecting monuments to their fallen icons. al to the fuckeyes, and thor to the troubled Vickster.

    MayBee – If the Buckeyes lost to my Illini, you should not have invested your heart, feelings, and especially not your money in their inevitable decimation.

  6. alppuccino says:

    I’m no Buckeye apologist, being a Miami Redskin and all. But did you see the straight-arm by Chris Wells? I’ll bet the LSU guys are showing that over and over to that poor DB (while they’re celebrating their national championship of course)

    You took the points Maybee? Or was it a pool?

  7. alppuccino says:

    That’s MayBee. I always forget to capitalize. I don’t mean anything by it.

  8. alppuccino says:

    You guys don’t know what it’s like to go to the BCS and lose. But this is not a game. *sniff* Y’know *snuffle* who’s on top and who’s on bottom. *honk* I had so many *hf-hf-hf-snif*

  9. MayBee says:

    No money involved. This was support from my heart, you guys. I’m like one-quarter Buckeye.

  10. JD says:

    Al – We certainly know who the bottom was last night.

    And yes, Beanie had one hell of a stiffie.

  11. alppuccino says:

    Which quarter?

  12. alppuccino says:

    That was for MayBee.

  13. JD says:

    I even wore a Buckeye jersey while watching the game last night. I lost a bet.

  14. JD says:

    Al – MayBee must have been the 1st quarter, because it went all hell after that.

  15. Slartibartfast says:

    Buckeyes? I thought they were more like chestnuts.

    Ah, well. It was fun watching Glenn Dorsey crumple the buckeye center like a flimsy beer can. I mean, they played some hard football for at least a few minutes; it just wasn’t enough.

    And I say this as a Purdue alumnus. I know we’re supposed to be true to the conference and all, but it’s hard to be true to a conference whose name is false.

  16. alppuccino says:

    JD – When you tear off a 65 yarder from scrimmage, then shake em up into snapping past the QB, you should be able to build momentum. What a spanking. Dorsey is a man-monster.

  17. Slartibartfast says:

    Actually, Dorsey looks like Herman Johnson’s runty kid brother. I saw Johnson hugging Jacob Hester, and Hester looked like a little kid next to him.

    Of course, at 6’0″ and 224lb, Hester is tiny compared with Johnson’s 6’7″ and 356lb. Dorsey’s only 303lb.

    Not that the extra weight makes Johnson a better player, but holy crap, he’s HUGE.

  18. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Beanie was the only Buckeye who showed up. Including the coach. I’ve no problem saying that LSU is the better team, as I thought they might be before it was proven. But, damn, 5 unsportsmanlike penalties for 75 yards that kept drives alive for LSU and killed drives for OSU are a direct result from poor coaching. The vest is losing his teflon status. But, the SEC is just a superior conference. The Big 10 needs to get with the 21st century and come up with a more dynamic offensive strategy. The SEC and Pac 10 both have and they have the best teams.

  19. Slartibartfast says:

    Ohio State has a talented squad; they just didn’t show up to play the way LSU did. Same deal with Florida; they would have beaten Michigan if they’d only showed up and played their game. Instead, they had Tebow do predictable drop-back passing, which failed to yield much of anything.

    Not saying Florida is a GREAT team, just that they could have done a lot better. Florida has weaknesses, and Michigan did a great job exploiting them.

    Craig Steltz from LSU seemed flat-footed from the get-go; him getting hurt was one of those bad-luck things for Ohio State. He got pulled and replaced, and his replacement promptly made a big play. Steltz is normally a good guy to have on the field; dunno what was wrong with him.

    Herman Johnson, it should be added, has the distinction of being the largest baby ever born in Louisiana. 15 lb 14 oz. His mom gave birth to a toddler.

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