amidst the coffee beans?
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I guess he doesn’t like us anymore. Which I suppose is only natural. I hope everything is going well for him.
He has to come back, right? It is his site and all that. Guess, I will have keep checking and hoping he returns.
Second from the left. Two down.
He shaved his beard.
It’s a trick question: All of the coffee beans are Jeff Goldstein.
When will we have an update?
Count 4 nuts over from the bottom left (do not count nuts face up, just face down), look up slightly and in between to 2 nuts (face up), voila!
On closer review, and as a more accurate description the face up nuts are actually half nuts, the face down nuts are whole nuts. All of which sounds nuts anyway you describe it.
Especially since they are beans, not nuts. They look like shelled and unshelled pecans. Oh well.
I miss Jeff and I’m concerned for him. Should I be?
Of course Jeff will be back.
Otherwise, the only thing you would see, here, would be a big, fat “404”.
Not to be confused with a big, fat “747”….
Have you guys ever considered that’s he’s left us. Kinda like a blog-divorce? He prolly has another blog somewhere … new commenters … Younger, smarter, prettier commenters?
Jeff is the best. When he comes back I’m gonna give him all my Pokemon and whatever’s left on my Starbuck’s card.
I don’t think Starbucks has an apostrophe though now that I look at my card unless they screwed up on the card, which is kind of unlikely.
Jeff has simply gone into occlusion. He’ll rise up out of a well in Qom when the armadillo dances, which signals the armageddon. Or free beer.
Ai! Ai! Jeff f’taghn!
I thought I saw him with Mrs. Folger over at the Maxwell house.
Is that the ‘dillo buried in the center there?
6 down 4 to the left, that bean looks exactly like Our Lady of the Missing Jew.
That’s GOT to be a sign or something.
“Ai! Ai! Jeff f’taghn!”
O, Rl’yeh?
“…Younger, smarter, prettier commenters?”
Yeah, RIGHT! Like there’s…as if those even…he would never…prettier?
It’s better to burn out
than to fade away.
My My, Hey Hey
Like there’s…as if those even…he would never…prettier?
Skinner, Swede, fitter. He’s probably all like “Oh, you new commenters are so funny and smart” and they’re like “Oh, Jeff, YOU’RE the smart one” … and then they get the armadillo and some blue pills …
Sigh. Do you think we could get visitation with the “dillo?
“…Younger, smarter, prettier commenters?â€Â
Well at least he won’t be trying to steal Ace’s morons.
Not to worry, Jeff’s just out there grinding away…
The photo is actually a 3D stereogram.
Lay on the floor approx. 9ft away from your monitor, face down on your back and after about 3 minutes Jeffs face will suddenly appear just under the rim of the toilet bowl.
Those coffee beans are all females.
Duh.
Ya Rl’yeh!
Jeff is waiting for me to reverse myself and declare I like him better than Dan.
Ain’t happening this week.
thor – How saddened were you when Michael “I kill dogs for fun” Vick got sentenced today?
I found it! There is a male face a third of the way from the left side about two beans up from the bottom.
Dang that was hard to see.
Synova – That is kind of freaky. I would have never noticed that had it not been for your comment.
This sucks. Flat out.
Synova and JD- I am quite certain it was not there before Synova mentioned it, and then it was there. It’s witchcraft, is what it is.