Abashed Firefighter Convicted for Showing Penis to Flirtatious Nude Sunbather
(the penis was his own)
People Votes Matt Damon Sexiest Man (Alive)
I guess he’s cute in an Eddie Munster kind of way. He was pretty good in Team America, too.
Tsk. So gauche.
I am speechless. I suspect that I am glad that they pixelated the picture of the woman.
Well, that’s a relief.
Firefighters have to stretch out their hoses from time to time. Basic equipment care.
Columbus is slowly and methodically becoming the “topless sunbathing capital of the world”. Not many people know that.
Acanthamoeba, did I take my contacts out? Because that’s something I really don’t want to see.
(see story linked at sidebar)
Acanthamoeba, did I take my contacts out? Because that’s something I really don’t want to see.
(see story linked at Breitbart sidebar)
“How would you like to meet Robert Redford?”
“How would you like to meet Robert Redford?â€Â
I’ll get my body paints.
alpuccino – I knew that was cumming, yet I still laughed when I read it.
Why was she not fined?
Do you think he’s bummed that his penis only draws a $250 fine?
…..that just shows how slow I am. DOYEEEE!!!!
May Bee – She claimed to be attempting to breast feed the firefighter.
“Why was she not fined?
Do you think he’s bummed that his penis only draws a $250 fine?”
MayBee,
I live 30 miles north of Columbus, but I’ll field your question. After looking over the city charter, I came across this clause:
“………any man that brandishes his tallywhacker in pvblic shall be reqvired to svrrender 1 chicken and 2 beans, and be it also decreed that any woman, be she comely or nay, who is fovnd to be flavnting her jvgs, will be immediately remanded to the cvstody of the Mayor.”
Democratic administration.
brilliant
I heard a joke like that once, but the punchline was “The best we can do is $500 a week and 1/3 stake in the store.”
Matt Damon? Sheesh, couldn’t they find a “male”Hollywood celebrity with only one “X” chromosome for the contest?