From the Associated Press, one of the world’s most respected and trusted media institutions:
Hilton Tries to Help Drunken Elephants
By WASBIR HUSSAIN – 11 hours ago
GAUHATI, India (AP)  With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of … drunken elephants in India.
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network’s Web site.
In the wake of her jail term for an alcohol-related reckless driving case, Hilton is seeking to remake her image from club-hopping party girl to world-traveling do-gooder. She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda, but the trip was postponed until next year.
Then opportunity for Hilton’s “global elephant campaign” knocked last month when six parched pachyderms broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya and guzzled farmers’ homemade rice beer. The elephants went on a rampage, then uprooted an electricity pole and were jolted to death.
“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad,” Hilton was quoted as saying in last week in Tokyo, where she was judging a beauty contest…
Oops:
CORRECTIVE: Paris Hilton Story
5 hours ago
GAUHATI, India (AP)  In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
Thus, the AP shows more accountability on this story than it did regarding the pseudonymous Capt. Jamil Hussein or its coverage of Salam “The Green Helmet” Daher.
Baby steps.
What’s funny is that the AP thinks Paris Hilton is dumb.
You don’t think she’s dumb?
oh, I interpreted hf’s comment as more a pot/kettle thing, me.
where are my comments going?
rraaaaarrrrr, why is it eating my comments?
Compared to the AP? I’d say it’s an open question.
I heard what Paris said was that she could ‘help the elephants out with a few cases of tequila’. The AP guy only caught the ‘help out’ part.
They need to start carding elephants more rigorously, obviously. It’s those damn teenage males again, I betcha. Always hangin’ around the jungle, pushing shit over and makin’ a big damn mess.
Usta be ya could sit outside the hut of an evenin’ like a person. Not no more, boy.
Elephants.
Why isn’t Paris Hilton doing something about the drunken Indian elephants?
She is — she’s going to drink all the booze in India.
What Paris really said:
“What ya gonna do with all that trunk, LOL! OhmiGOD! Can you imagine having a built-in hooner like that? I mean, how cool would that be!”
It would be quixotic, anyway. Those elephants have to admit they have a problem before they can get any help.
That’s probably because Paris Hilton can sue AP silly, whereas Green Helmet is in sort of an employee/exclusive contractor relationship with AP.
I still think Paris Hilton is hot. She is exact opposite of Liz, but hot still.
Speaking of Green Helmet.
I used to love watching Green helmet as a kid.
That Kato could really kick ass.
Bitchin’ car, too.
How come only secret identity super heroes get cars with rocket launchers and Bruce Lee butlers/bodyguards.
Not fair, dammit.
So Liz Taylor was not in India?
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