From the Daily Mail, “Boy George is charged after ‘chaining male escort to a wall'”:
Boy George has been charged with false imprisonment after allegedly chaining a male escort to a wall at his London flat.
Police said today that the 47-year-old singer and DJ has been ordered to appear before Thames magistrates next week.
He reported to a police station yesterday and was released on bail.
Auden Karlsen, 28, claims he was a prisoner at the Culture Club star’s home in Shoreditch.
He said he met George on the website Gaydar but only went to the flat as a photographic model.
He said George and another man held him at the property after taking pictures.
The star allegedly produced whips and sex toys and threatened him.
Mr Karlsen said he only escaped after wrenching a hook out the wall.
George, charged under his real name of O’Dowd, denied the allegations when they came to light in April. He could be jailed for life if he is convicted.
Last year George was given community service in New York after pleading guilty to falsely reporting a burglary at his Manhattan flat.
The officers who responded found traces of cocaine there instead.
He was ordered to clean the streets for the city’s sanitation department as part of his community service and forced to wear an orange workman’s bib.
— which, happily, clashed with the checked maroon and green pants he wore for the occasion.
Reached for comment, former Culture Club percussionist Jon Moss quipped, “Well, be honest. Would you give yourself willingly to an elephant-hipped has-been in glossy tennis shoes and a blazer adorned with pictures of monkeys and Julie Newmar?”
And even if he didn’t say any of that, he almost certainly would have, had I actually been able to reach him for comment.
(h/t J. Brenner)
Lying whore. LEAVE BOY GEORGE ALONE!!!
Bitch.
“Why yes, I really wanted to hurt him” said George
That’s an insult to elephants everywhere.
He needs a new hobby. He’s British; can’;t he be eccentric without, like, chaining people to walls?
Isn’t that the same site where Jeff Gannon and the GAYPORNCOCKOFLIES peddled his wares ?
Ummm hmmm, yes and was Ted Haggert getting a heavenly massage? Oooo, powdered sugar!
Wow. Next thing, you’ll find a newspaper article revealing that people sell their old stuff on that-there “eBay” website.
Anything with ‘boy’ in its name is likely not the genuine article.
Oh yeah. Bring the Truthiness, baby!
And since when do 28-year old boy whores complain about a little “rough trade”, huh? Ol’ Georgie musta not paid, I guess.
Any cumachameleon who can get man-handled by Boy Gorge (typo’s on purpose, get it?) probably deserves to be chained to a wall.
“Boy George” O’DOWD?
Maureen DOWD?
Coincidence? I think NOT!
What’s the world coming to when you can’t chain your gay love slave to the wall for a few days? Fascism, I tell you.
Next thing you know those fascist Tories over there will be pushing a Defence of Bondage Amendment.
Is there anyone who didn’t see a train wreck right around the first time they laid eyes on this guy? Man, the 80’s were weird.
Swede, excellent point.
Pablo, I rember being in Honolulu, I’d just been robbed and kicked out of a bad strip club (Instead of going to the beach like I asked), when I first heard that harmonica. I liked Electric Avenue better. Good Times.
But, all in all, it’s just another boy on the wall…
(Sing it with me!)
Thank God chaining hobo’s and servants is still legal. First they came for my chained male escort and I said nothing…
It would be great to be able to go back and edit comments. Not that I have anything to hide mind you. All hobos are sporting excess punctuation these days.
Completely off topic, but I just went to Caric’s blog, and now that we have ceased pointing out the absolute inanity of his ramblings, he appears to have little to no traffic whatsoever. He has a total of 24 comments on 20 posts on the front page, with 25% of them coming from a post about UK basketball, and how they are racist to have run Tubby Smith out of town for Gillespie. How sad he must be that he cannot even maintain a liberal audience, and that the majority of his audience was people openly mocking him.
And even if he didn’t say any of that, he almost certainly would have, had I actually been able to reach him for comment.
So….you got an application in with 60 minutes? When do you interview?
Sticky B – I think he borrowed Gren Gleenwald’s fact checker.
His real name is Boy O’Dowd?