Or rather, let’s listen to some sanctimonious twat pat herself on the back for speaking out for the poor fatties whom she evidently oppresses with her genetics and / or workout regimen, and which corpulent beasts need a thin women’s championing, lest the poor cows be left to fend for their waddling, huffing, portly selves in a society so unfair that its members are conditioned — brainwashed, in fact, be

Because you can’t spell “screw your separation of powers” without “do as I say, or else so help me, I’ll have Oprah call you racists.” And before you start in with your, “uh, those letters don’t match up, Jeff,” let me remind you that grammar, punctuation, and the alphabet itself are really nothing more than forms of institutionalized slavery meant to keep certain people in intellectual chains. It’s micro-oppressive aggressive

Geraghty points out the absurdity of the entire “Good Man” affectation adopted by many on both sides of the political aisle — the charge being to “criticize the policies but don’t attack the man/woman. Unless it’s some drooling teabagger with his racist code words and his self-aware assault weapons. In which case, go to town on those domestic terrorists and cultural anarchists, those revolting intolerant fringe extremists who, for the

…10 and unders in the Metro Youth Wrestling league up in Kersey CO yesterday morning. Satch had a few epic matches, including one against a kid working his best Ben Askren tripod bottom series (this kid was very good, the son of a coach); and a second match in which I had to lie about Satch’s weight in order for the opposing team’s coaches to allow him to go up

Stacy McCain has become a new grandfather My first grandchild — 8 pounds, 3 ounces — James William McCain Jr. Congratulations, Jim and Danielle! — Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) November 23, 2013 Congratulations McCain family!

His was a minor Presidency ended by a frustrated, communist nobody. In thirty years, Nov 22, 1963, will be a trivia question.

But before you get OUTRAGED, slow your roll. Because the truth is, once health care became a “right,” forcing doctors to perform procedures against their will and at a price set by those who created the right was always the clear end game. Yglesias is just brave enough to say so — just as he’s brave enough to tell you, like Obama has, not to listen to those who disagree

And that’s not even the worst part. Turns out that, at 14-years-old, the Yorkie, Baxter, was then denied a claim for arthritis meds and instead granted coverage for “alternative care, which consisted of ziplock bag filled with hemlock-laced Beggin’ Strips. For the Greater Good. Rest in peace, Baxter. The State salutes you for your unselfishness and sacrifice.

Nuclear option passes. The left’s end game is nearly complete: use law and procedure to fundamentally transform law and procedure — that is, use the intentional bastardization of our institutions and laws to deconstruct them — thus fundamentally transforming the United States, and with it, fundamentally transforming the role of the citizen and sovereign to one of subject ruled over by sovereigns. The only question left is this: do we