Here’s a birthday haiku written especially for you, dear son: Sure, you owe over A hundred grand. But not if the country folds! Happy birthday, buddy. Enjoy the cake, the Bowie Knife, and the kiddie crossbow!

I’m paraphrasing here, but the gist is the same:  RUMOR: Bob Costas to argue at future Cowboys/Redskins games that any takeaway by the Cowboys is illegitimate and that ball needs be returned to its rightful owners. This of course was a joke.  Whereas this?  This isn’t. Which makes it a punchline all its own. (h/t Darleen, who asks if there is anything more humorless than a leftist?  And the answer

You see, it’s all about avoiding segregation, this fight against vouchers.  And it doesn’t matter whether minorities are trapped in failing schools:  what matters are the Crayola optics.  And maintaining the illusion of systemic racism. It’s enough to make me spit. These people — who lay claim to being “progressive” — care nothing about children, or even education per se.   They care about teacher’s unions and maintaining control over their

Which, shouldn’t that be good enough for these yokel dumbfucks? Gov. John Hickenlooper on Wednesday vowed to listen more to the concerns of Weld County and other northern communities, but his attempt to offer an olive branch of sorts fell on a great deal of scorched earth. During a town-hall-style meeting with about 30 local and elected officials at the University of Northern Colorado, Hickenlooper said he would visit the

To schedule a death panel appointment, please remain on the line.  Who knows?  Maybe you’ll die in the mean time!

Only, I guess they wanted to shut down the government first, hassle some vets, close some parks, then let timid GOP establishment types run from the fight, disavow those “wacko birds” in their ranks who led it, and position themselves politically not as the Party that saved some Americans — at least temporarily — from the debacle that ObamaCare has already shown itself to be.  This, we were told, was