No, not the increasingly surreal lionization of the inherently noble welfare class and its valiant, underrepresented struggle against the predations of private sector capitalist villains who hoard all the money and resources that might otherwise be distributed in ways far more socially just (from each according to his ability, to each according to his need!).  That’s a cultural phenomenon worth promoting.  Because of the fairness. Instead, what I’m talking about

— Which, that’s something the Beards likely could have been convinced to do for couple three crawfish pies, some blackened crappies, a mess of armadillo eggs, and maybe some pralines and a batch of banana pudding. Honestly.   Yalies studying duck penises?  When we have perfectly good private-sector Louisianans capable of telling us all we need to know in a 5 minute phone call?  No wonder our national debt is what

My guess? Because they found out that the Feds were wasting $2.7 million in taxpayer dollars studying their drinking habits. — Of course, that’s just the fiscally-conservative lesbians. Of which there aren’t any. Because one cannot be a conservative and be authentically lesbian. Instead, what they are is a small set of patriarchally-minded imperialist interlopers looking to assume the role of the male in same sex relationships precisely so that

Yes, that’s right. Racist hair. Oppressive, colonialist, inauthentic hair. Hair that is in and of itself a political statement, a badge of ethnic resistance against the Powers That Be — one being diluted by carpetbagging imperialists who presume to insinuate themselves into the culture of the Other, to normalize the resistance such hair represents by the force of casual colonization and ultimately, assimilation. It is the tyranny of the racially

Sheriffs in outlying counties may be working to protect your liberties; but as of July 1, Colorado is a de facto police state — one in which being caught with now-illegal standard-capacity magazines, even those grandfathered in (given that there is no ready method for proving the magazines were purchased before the ban goes into effect) under the laws signed by “pro-gun” Governor Hickenlooper, can lead to arrest and confiscation,

The relentless march of Leftism through American institutions includes the accepted wisdom that men and women are fungible. “Gender” (sex), we Hobbits are lectured, bullied or threaten about, is merely a social construct of The Patriarchy™. Gender distinctions are to be stomped out or blurred. But reality keeps getting in the way WASHINGTON — The decline of two-parent households may be a significant reason for the divergent fortunes of male

Yes, you’ve all heard by now about the Senate Majority Leader’s having taken to the Senate floor to tie the deaths of 7 Marines to the sequester in a display of contemptible opportunism and pure partisan politicking that, were we still a sane and functioning republic, would leave every last remaining honest citizen — of either party — with the mental image of a pantless, blood-soaked Reid in rubber thigh-high

Ironic, isn’t it? Or is that tragic? Or pathetic? I always gets those confused. But no matter: because one thing we can all agree on is this: it is most certainly opportunistic and cynical and brackets the very idea of a representative government (in a Denver Post opinion poll, over 70% of Coloradans want to see the bill overturned, while only 29% support it; and that’s because Coloradans who thought

You know the drill: The “peaceful” pro-Palestinian solidarity movement, organized with money from violent, insulated, fascistic terror states and then larded up with useful 20-somethings idiots on the left playing at radical chic and engaging in “peaceful” assaults, intimidation, speech suppression, and thuggery, lays claim to being oppressed and having their voices silenced — even as it is they who time and again will brook no dissent, and display a

ZOMG!! We must think of the children!! New Jersey police and Dept. of Children and Families officials raided the home of a firearms instructor and demanded to see his guns after he posted a Facebook photo of his 11-year-old son holding a rifle. “Someone called family services about the photo,” said Evan Nappen, an attorney representing Shawn Moore. “It led to an incredible, heavy-handed raid on his house. They wanted