Not in the racist way, of course, but, well — just go with it. New theory:  Obama lost the first debate as part of a larger strategy to win the next two (presumably after Biden is left sputtering for some absurd hyperbole by Paul Ryan and his magic slide rule of freedom). Obama is playing three-dimensional chess on a holographic, tritium-illuminated chess board made from a space-aged combination of supercompressed

Look:   Big Bird has been living off the taxpayer for going on 43 years.  Now, I’m all for a social safety net, provided that’s what it is:  a safety net, meant as a last resort to help those who are truly struggling.   But come on.  Dude.  Four decades on and still no time for, say, paralegal classes at the University of Phoenix? I’m not buying it. You’ve got

I noted yesterday that Obama’s excuse for his poor debate showing — raise your hands if you lost your office pool because you had either “Bush” or “The Stafford Act” — was, in fact, a refreshingly candid one:  Mitt Romney.  Mitt Romney made the President suck. Turns out though, it was less Romney per se than it was the fact that his words, scribbled in some ancient and indecipherable code

…. “dog whistle” howlings from Leftcultists in 5 … 4 … 3 ….

Oh, you can bet I’d have lots to say about current events this morning.  Lots. Unfortunately I haven’t a hanky. And so am utterly helpless. — Though in my defense,  who carries those things anymore?   And not just the magical Mormon kind, but any kind?