1. wake up, thank Jesus or whomever for pre-Mr Roboto Styx. 2. prepare a pot of slow-cooked chicken chili 3. support the indiscriminate killing of old people whose bodies will “literally” litter the streets as a result of any attempt to cut the size of the federal government and control spending. Plus, screw the children. And the poor. And maybe have a Greek-style yogurt. 4. check out kennels for the

imitating Nazi Germany. You can’t make this shit up. Incidentally, when we said never again? We meant it. Fair warning.

CHOICE! But no worries. Such an argument is unlikely to impress Supreme Court justice Elena Kagan, who as Solicitor General assigned the man making this argument, acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal, to the task of defending it. Conflicts of interest only apply to conservative justices. Liberal justices, by virtue of the liberality, are as a biological fact free from such taint. No, really. There have been scientific studies that say

* 9. “This Jesus guy. He’s supposed to be, like, totally forgiving, right?” 8. “If we hurry, I can still put the Mavericks out of their misery…” 7. “That’s doctor death to you, honey.” 6. (tie) “Rosebud” / “pentobarbital” 5. “And your little dog, too!” 4. “Howsabout a really quick handjob?” 3. “Anybody else smell bologna?” 2. “When mercy killing is outlawed, only outlaws will inject depressed people with lethal

— at least, that’s how I’m guessing the mainstream media narrative, throwing in with the environmental non-profits (who have no political agenda or leanings whatever, and so are pure as the driven snow, that by 2010 most children will never see again, and by 1995 will be covering the earth, depending on who you listened to), will soon take shape, particularly once word of this leaks out on a wider

Housing equity lost; tens of thousands under water on mortgages; no economic growth; a shrinking private sector; thousands of Americans disappearing from the workforce — even as unemployment continues to climb. And yet the administration continues to push for higher taxes and more regulations while weakening the dollar by printing more paper. Why? Because the plan is to destroy the private sector, to make more people dependent on government, to

1. slept in 2. will be appearing on NRA Radio this evening (at about 11:20 EST) to discuss my rebuttal piece to Saul Cornell’s constitutional interpretation argument. 3. just pulled a one hand deadlift of 245# on my first try ever (both left and right handed). 4. didn’t accidentally broadcast photos of my junk to the entire civilized world. At least, not while going by the name Weiner. 5. fish

[editor’s note: this post was submitted and published a couple weeks back, only I placed it under “pages” rather than “posts”. Oops. Also did this with a couple of my own posts, which I was convinced you all had simply decided to ignore. I now accept the error as mine and apologize for calling you all dickheads, and hoping all your cars got flat tires in the middle of Texas

Were ancient Egypt undies, and Tweets a Pharoah — “Let my peepee go.”

Harsanyi: Buy American! A conventional, well-intentioned, patriotically affirming sentiment. We’ve heard it all our lives. But unless you crave less competition, fewer choices, and higher prices, it’s also a completely irrational one. Naturally, then, as we kick off “Recovery Summer! Part Deux,” the chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee says that buying homemade cars is a matter of national importance. “If it were up to the candidates for president on