More on Romney’s infatuation with the commingling of the government and green energy: I also want to see us become more energy efficient. I’m told that we use almost twice as much energy per person as does a European, and more like three times as much as does a Japanese citizen. We could do a lot better. I’d like to see our vehicles, and our homes, and our systems of

See? Now this is a case of marked misuse of a perfect viable weapon. And now we all have to suffer for it. Because once society succeeds in outlawing the cockslap, only outlaws will beat deserving people about the head and shoulders with their meat maces. (h/t portly pirate, who read the story and was instantly reminded of yours truly. For some reason)