25 Replies to “a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Congressman Anthony Weiner's man unit as Moses”

1. Slartibartfast says:

   June 2, 2011 at 2:23 pm

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2. guinsPen says:

   June 2, 2011 at 2:43 pm

   Dear Pharoah also
   said. “So let it be written,
   so let it be pun.”

3. eleven says:

   June 2, 2011 at 2:43 pm

   There once was a man
   from Nantucket his weiner
   like april blossoms

4. Joe says:

   June 2, 2011 at 2:46 pm

   If Anthony Weiner’s wiener was a broadway musical…

5. Stephanie says:

   June 2, 2011 at 2:49 pm

   Bravo, but because
   it is Li’l Antony’s wienie
   it rates a Brava

6. Joe says:

   June 2, 2011 at 2:58 pm

   Talking about Broadway musicals, I did this part of the Book of Mormon (the musical not the actual book). Sums up Africa pretty well.

7. cranky-d says:

   June 2, 2011 at 3:04 pm

   eleven’s contribution might be the winner in the comments. As opposed to the weiner in the comments, but it’s that, too.

8. motionview says:

   June 2, 2011 at 3:24 pm

   The One, Not You, Has A Smart
   Team In New York, Can
   Open Coed Kutchie-ku

   (haiku + first letters = triple word bonus)

9. steph says:

   June 2, 2011 at 3:25 pm

   A bird in the hand
   (Be it ever so humble)
   There’s no bone like Tone’s

10. Squid says:

    June 2, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Bawney Fwank breathes deep.
    No one jokes about his top
    Working for Fanny.

11. donald says:

    June 2, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Speaking of actual men, i’m umpiring with the legendary Ronnie Stewart this weekend! Herschel’s fullback!

12. steph says:

    June 2, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    A pic of my dick!
    Not meant for public display.

    Did I just hit send?

13. Stephanie says:

    June 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Umpiring? I thought HS was done as I read that Parkview(spit) won the 5A crown. Or is that AAU/travel/All-star that has now commenced?

    Ahh, the glory days of old – when gas was 89 cents a gallon and weekends were spent traveling carelessly to Rome, Carrollton, Savannah, Birmingham, Memphis etc. watching the older play the grand game. We were young and carefree then. I miss 2006.

14. Carin says:

    June 2, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    I’ve got nuthin

15. Joe says:

    June 2, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Holy Baloney, here comes Congressman Weiner!

16. B. Moe says:

    June 2, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    I like this one better, Joe.
    http://www.rocktownhall.com/blogs/media/users/sammymaudlin/dickmodetail006.jpg

17. McGehee says:

    June 2, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    Hey youse, hold my… heh
    And watch me do a neat trick
    @ means private, right?

18. Haiku_John says:

    June 2, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    The horrible truth
    came out that Soylent Weiner…
    It’s too obvious.

19. alppuccino says:

    June 3, 2011 at 5:02 am

    The Weiner solstice
    When the wiener is shorter
    Than all the tall tales

20. donald says:

    June 3, 2011 at 6:09 am

    East Cobb steph. Its gonna be brutal with the weather.

21. Silver Whistle says:

    June 3, 2011 at 7:04 am

    Don’t show your Johnson
    if your knickers are sicker
    than a dead parrot

22. LTC John says:

    June 3, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Post my peepee, so?

23. LBascom says:

    June 3, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Does a dick picture
    sent lovingly to my wife
    make me a bad guy?

24. LBascom says:

    June 3, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Hypothetically of course…

25. Yackums says:

    June 3, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    Fuhgeddaboudit
    At least Tony’s wiener is
    Hebrew National
    !

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