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a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Congressman Anthony Weiner's man unit as Moses

Were ancient Egypt
undies, and Tweets a Pharoah —
“Let my peepee go.”

25 Replies to “a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Congressman Anthony Weiner's man unit as Moses”

  1. Slartibartfast says:

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  2. guinsPen says:

    Dear Pharoah also
    said. “So let it be written,
    so let it be pun.”

  3. eleven says:

    There once was a man
    from Nantucket his weiner
    like april blossoms

  4. Stephanie says:

    Bravo, but because
    it is Li’l Antony’s wienie
    it rates a Brava

  5. Joe says:

    Talking about Broadway musicals, I did this part of the Book of Mormon (the musical not the actual book). Sums up Africa pretty well.

  6. cranky-d says:

    eleven’s contribution might be the winner in the comments. As opposed to the weiner in the comments, but it’s that, too.

  7. motionview says:

    The One, Not You, Has A Smart
    Team In New York, Can
    Open Coed Kutchie-ku

    (haiku + first letters = triple word bonus)

  8. steph says:

    A bird in the hand
    (Be it ever so humble)
    There’s no bone like Tone’s

  9. Squid says:

    Bawney Fwank breathes deep.
    No one jokes about his top
    Working for Fanny.

  10. donald says:

    Speaking of actual men, i’m umpiring with the legendary Ronnie Stewart this weekend! Herschel’s fullback!

  11. steph says:

    A pic of my dick!
    Not meant for public display.

    Did I just hit send?

  12. Stephanie says:

    Umpiring? I thought HS was done as I read that Parkview(spit) won the 5A crown. Or is that AAU/travel/All-star that has now commenced?

    Ahh, the glory days of old – when gas was 89 cents a gallon and weekends were spent traveling carelessly to Rome, Carrollton, Savannah, Birmingham, Memphis etc. watching the older play the grand game. We were young and carefree then. I miss 2006.

  13. Carin says:

    I’ve got nuthin

  14. McGehee says:

    Hey youse, hold my… heh
    And watch me do a neat trick
    @ means private, right?

  15. Haiku_John says:

    The horrible truth
    came out that Soylent Weiner…
    It’s too obvious.

  16. alppuccino says:

    The Weiner solstice
    When the wiener is shorter
    Than all the tall tales

  17. donald says:

    East Cobb steph. Its gonna be brutal with the weather.

  18. Silver Whistle says:

    Don’t show your Johnson
    if your knickers are sicker
    than a dead parrot

  19. LTC John says:

    Post my peepee, so?

  20. LBascom says:

    Does a dick picture
    sent lovingly to my wife
    make me a bad guy?

  21. LBascom says:

    Hypothetically of course…

  22. Yackums says:

    Fuhgeddaboudit
    At least Tony’s wiener is
    Hebrew National
    !

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