Mitch Hedberg. Still makes me laugh as hard as just about anyone ever. His death was a great loss to comedy.
May 4, 2011
"Top Secret Stealth Helicopter Program Revealed in Osama Bin Laden Raid: Experts"
Awesome. Now let’s cut funding for it and put that money toward another redundant and ineffective social engineering program! progressives: #WINNING!
Obama: I won't release bin Laden death photos
Evidently, the SEAL team “assaulters” didn’t have the good sense to attach fake electrodes to dead Osama’s genitals, or put a dog collar around his putrid neck. Because were that the case, no force on earth could keep the photos from being splashed all over the internet. “We don’t trot out this stuff as trophies,” Obama told CBS’s Steve Croft. Coffin-draped caskets of American soldiers, on the other hand? Why,
The hoochie cumslut is right again. Still, we need to despise her. Because of her twang. Which isn't presidential.
Instead, somebody should maybe convince Jen Rubin to run for President. Sure, she’s mostly an ill-informed, posturing idiot — and only recently a “conservative” (funny how these newbies land all the posh gigs, ain’t it?) — but at least she travels in the best circles. Anyway, here. For those of you concerned less with “optics” and more with facts: Transcript here. Cut and paste it and send it out to
"Obama's Other Hand"
Investor’s Business Daily: President Obama’s long-form birth certificate wasn’t the only thing released last Wednesday, but it was probably the least important. The Environmental Protection Agency also released its guidelines for expanding federal power over the nation’s waterways, ponds and puddles. These guidelines will take effect after a 60-day comment period and will serve as a reference for environmental agencies in determining their jurisdiction over a particular body of water,
A tale of two spins
Even as the White House (and so the news media) continues to revise the story of the bin Laden raid — opening up the way for any number of conspiracy theories, many born of the situation room photo showing a sulking Barack Obama hunkered away from the action, a spectator still in his golf clothes and a hastily applied windbreaker — there is pushback coming from the military community, including