Really. Abandon all hope. Because these guys are our new spokespeople. Exit question: how does one “agree with Allahpundit,” and then complain that the Democrats have taken an ad and willfully misinterpreted it to cause an outrage? I mean, does the astounding disconnect really not register? Stop being fucking victims. Christ. Conservatives deserve to wander in the wilderness so long as they continue to accept the premises that Democrats foist

I’m going to be spending some of the rest of the day thanking people for sending money when we were stuck down in Florida, helping M&D move into assisted living. It’s really inexcusable that I’ve taken this long. For those of you who were able to donate, or wished you could have, I want to say that I’m deeply grateful. You helped us out of a jam. And to Jeff,

To celebrate Memorial Day weekend, I’d like for you all to concoct a recipe for the cocktail denominated the Sloe Joe, in honor of our VP. Rohypnol may be an ingredient only if you’ve got a reliable source of top-shelf date rape that you’re willing to share with the rest of us.