To celebrate Memorial Day weekend, I’d like for you all to concoct a recipe for the cocktail denominated the Sloe Joe, in honor of our VP. Rohypnol may be an ingredient only if you’ve got a reliable source of top-shelf date rape that you’re willing to share with the rest of us.
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I dunno? Couple of darvocet and some ditch weed mixed with valueright vodka add one white cross just keep the buzz even. The good white cross, not the ones with the mangled cross. Not the ditch weed that grows by the tracks, but the stuff farmer Moehler didn’t know we knew about back behind his barn. The shit we did when we was kids, eh? Not that I ever did anything like that.
What was the assignment?
If it doesn’t include LSD, it ain’t a Sloe Joe.
Six ounces of twenty proof Cuervo, a splash of single malt triple sec and the juice of two Siberian limes
I’d recommend Sloe Gin and Espresso, equal amounts, over ice. (Sloe, Joe). It works in this way:
The Sloe Gin depresses the intellect (as a good alcohol should) and the Espresso increases activity (caffeine practically mainlined). Typical “goofball” style drink.
Together, they increase the number of words spoken while decreasing the sense they make (not to mention increasing in the drinker his own personal sense of intellectual superiority).
For recent behavior of the VP, I think this works.
Putting on my bartender hat …
Slow Gin (obviously)
Roses lime
Topped with 151.
Of course it’s gonna taste nasty. What did you expect?
Sloe Gin is the obvious choice, ‘cuase it’s the alcohol of choice for the naive . I would automatically card anyone who order a Sloe Gin Fizz.
Or a daiquiri.
Is a Slow Joe anything like a MoDo cocktail, with extra absinthe?
Equal parts Xanax, Prozac, Lithium, peyote, shrooms, Absinthe, Jaegermesiter, and mezcal. Mix with pomegranate juice and ice in a blender. Garnish with a tequila worm. Hilarity ensues.
Tequila always makes my tongue feel like dirty shoe leather, so thats probably gotta be in there. And something from a 7-11, maybe a SlimJim to stir it with
Two Ounces Fidelismo
1/2 Ounce Attic Mythos
1/2 Ounce Principia Plagarica
garnish with: one sprig of Bork
well i dunno what to put in it. liquor isn’t my drug of choice. >_> tho i do like good bourbon.
anyway, just be sure to not shake it. stir it with a glow stick.
Vintage Quaaludes, chloroform, ketamine.
Add R&R “whisky” to taste.
2 oz absinthe, 2 oz cheap tequila, 2 oz Hypnotiq, 4 oz simple syrup. Pour all ingredients over rocks*. Shake vigorously. Then blend. (Blendtec Total Blender recommended) Pour into chilled lunch pail, float 1 oz Sloe Gin and garnish with coconuts.
*gravel, not ice.
Six drops of the Essence of Terror.
Five drops of Sinister Sauce.
One touch (only) of the Tincture of Tenderness.
Oops, too much…
Muddle 6 sloe berries and 1 tbsp. Metamucil, then add
2 parts methanol
1 part Rogaine
Whatever it is it needs a belladonna chaser to have the proper finish and surreality of Joey B..
Oops, *hic*.
Extra periods were cheap today…..
One part vinyl chloride monomer (to symbolize the hair plugs)
One part Botox
One part Ritalin
One part Old Grand-Dad bourbon
Place ingredients in a porcelain cup (to symbolize the false teeth) and stir lightly with a leucotome.
OT: Is pixy messing with the Pub today?
The Pub seems to load okay for me, sdferr.
The main body loads ok SBP, but the entirety of the left side-panel below the subscription bars is missing when I open it. No most recents, no author links, etc.
All that stuff is showing up for me…
Hmm. I’ve tried it in both FireF and Netscape and get the same result. This is a recent change however, it was not the case earlier today.
There’s a storey I can’t remember that involved 151 proof Cruz Bay rum and a frog. I’m told it was quite entertaining.
At Ace Pixy said they were changing servers last night.
That’s a double hmmm then. How does it load for you geoff?
Recent comments and Authors are on the opposite side now for me.
Perhaps the old missing posts are being restored.
Other than the side swap it looks ok I guess.
Ah… missed the “left” part before.
Yes, it’s all on the right for me as well.
Ah, stupid me, I was idiotically focused on what wasn’t there that used to be, rather than looking to the opposite side. thanks geoff
3 Percocets
Bottle of codeine cough syrup
2 cups espresso
1 Valium
Mix to taste
Garnish with Christmas cactus leaves
Replace the Christmas cactus with peyote buttons, ushie, and I think you have a winner.
Add some corn for texture when the peyote makes you barf.
geoff–What about polenta?
Y’all might wish, in the midst of all these highly intriguing drink recipes, to pause for a few minutes.
Setting a flag and thanking those who made this all possible wouldn’t be amiss.
Irongrampa, we’re going to get around to that in a big way. Thanks.
Limoncello
Redbull
Aricept
little onion thing on a plastic saber
skeleton mug
LOL, Sarah
Is there any way to have a stone-cold sniper as a garnish?
3 oz. Sloe Gin
10 mg. Valium
20 mg. Lithium
4 oz. ice
mix in blender, pour in tall glass and fill with Ginger Ale.
I’d recommend 2 oz sloe gin and 3 oz orange juice, in honor of the sloe screw we’re all getting..
I’d just hand him a bottle of Uno Equis, since it’s end-o de Cinco.
USA…whiskey/sexy/fun!
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