Kikes surprised. Legislators contemplate ass wipes Zen? Free Baby Gender Prediction on “Judge strikes down Iowa’s same-sex marriage law” Shocker: Simon Callow Gay Jawa: Hi, I’m from the NYT. Your daughter is a whore.
March 13, 2008
Teh Love Song of Eliot Spitzcock [Dan Collins; UPDATED]
A Per-Verse Fragment (please add your own): LET us go then, you and I, When the evening spreads its legs upon the sky Like a harlot penetrated in a stable; Let us go, through certain hifalutin’ streets, The puttering retreats Of restless nights in high-class swank hotels And five-star restaurants with pastry-shells: Streets that follow like a tendentious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an underwhelming question …
Dems 2008: Every picture tells a story [Karl]
For whatever reason, today’s New York Times story on the latest round of identity politics in the campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination leads with an AP photo that does not directly relate to the story, but is interesting in its own right. The caption for the photo reads: Barack Obama at a news conference on Wednesday in Chicago with retired generals and admirals who endorsed his candidacy. He was responding to
Cleaning up some Spitzer residue [Karl]
University of Colorado Law Prof. Paul Campos is among those sporting the tinfoil deerstalker with regard to the investigation of NY Gov-until-Monday Eliot Spitzer’s finances: It’s a violation of the relevant statute to structure multiple cash transactions with the intent of avoiding the $10,000 automatic reporting requirement (by, for example, depositing $5,000 on the same day with two different banks), but it’s quite unclear whether whatever Spitzer did would normally lead to
My Take on the Hooker [Dan Collins]
I agree that she’s cute. She looks kinda like a young Kato Kaelin in drag. Apparently, she was in the middle range of diamond options on the Emperors Club menu, so at least give Spitz props for not being a spendthrift. WSJ sent me this today, in place of Taranto: “It’s not just schadenfreude — Spitzer’s foes reveling in his suffering. It’s that Spitzer became governor largely thanks to his
Right Reverend Wright Recks Not Rules [Dan Collins]
Touts Obama from the pulpit. Regulations “not usually enforced.” Article attributes evils of racist America screed to Obama’s pastor, not Grandison Wright.
Zen of Comment Spam, Spitzmas Edition [Dan Collins for CraigC]
Getaway Vacation on Asshole of the Year
