Just so that people know that this site has more than one person posting. Really. Check some of the previous pages, you’ll see. I wouldn’t make this stuff up.

may have [tongued my junk]. That evening at Zeta Psi we had room-to-room tails. That meant that in every room, a different alcoholic beverage was being served. I remember my friend Walter (Waltered States) had a concoction that he called “Jersey Devils,” which was surprisingly good. He was totally bummed when he awoke after his first passing out, to discover that his top of the line Sennheiser headphones had disappeared.

“Is this combustible? I mean, given that McCain hardly beat Huckabee by more than Obama beat Hillary?” I’d like to apologize. It’s been a very busy evening, story-wise, and I’ve been compelled to help my daughter with her math and one of my sons with a report on Dante Alighieri, so I haven’t been able to do much. Not to [tongue my own junk], or anything: Bonus TNR Angle on

with a human face (h/t Memeorandum): Created 60 years ago as a cornerstone of the British welfare state, the National Health Service is devoted to the principle of free medical care for everyone. But recently it has been wrestling with a problem its founders never anticipated: how to handle patients with complex illnesses who want to pay for parts of their treatment while receiving the rest free from the health

party unknown until final paragraph. It’s called burying the would-be lede. 

Save Paul Westerberg! Two years ago Kurt Westergaard was in his Copenhagen home drawing pictures. One of them was of the Muslim prophet, Muhammad. Now Westergaard is homeless. Chicago Bears offend prophet, receive threats

Over all, the Malibu rides more comfortably than the Honda Accord and is far more fun to drive than the standard Toyota Camry. MICHAEL MOORE’S WISH: BRING FIDEL CASTRO TO THE OSCARS I’m down with that. Please send him in a casket.

A Columbia University professor who was the apparent target of a hate crime last October, when a noose was left on her office door, has been sanctioned for plagiarism, university officials confirmed today. The plagiarism investigation of the professor, Madonna G. Constantine of Teachers College, was reported today by The Columbia Spectator. This afternoon, she called the investigation “biased and flawed” and accused the university of a “witch hunt.”   ******** “I am left to wonder

Mr. McCain, 71, and the lobbyist, Vicki Iseman, 40, both say they never had a romantic relationship. But to his advisers, even the appearance of a close bond with a lobbyist whose clients often had business before the Senate committee Mr. McCain led threatened the story of redemption and rectitude that defined his political identity. It had been just a decade since an official favor for a friend with regulatory

McArdle, Totten and Althouse are guest-blogging for Glenn.