That’s what Little Miss Attila was hearing at CPAC. It would explain the whole secret identity.  And the crush on Kirsten Powers. All the more reason to cast Scarlett Johansson.

Well, she is pretty hot, I guess. I don’t know if I’d go public about that, though.  They say he takes steroids. 

happyfeet! Happy belated birthday, bmoe! 

The Archbishop of Canterbury was facing demands to quit last night as the row over sharia law intensified.  Leading bishops publicly contradicted Dr Rowan Williams’s call for Islamic law to be brought into the British legal system. With the Church of England plunged into crisis, senior figures were said to be discussing the archbishop’s future. One member of the church’s “Cabinet”, the Archbishop’s Council, was reported as saying: “There have

“For the Troops” is a compilation CD that they can download.  It contains tracks by, well . . . .  Anyway, it’s cool, I guess, but is it representative of what they’re listening to?  Speaking of which, Major John is headed back to Kuwait.  h/t <del>Reynolds </del> h/t Major John I’m voting for whoever the military guys ask me to this time around, as a token of thanks.   

In the L.A. Times, Joel Stein delivers the latest chapter in the Book of Obama: Obamaphilia has gotten creepy. I couldn’t figure out if the two canvassers who came to my door Sunday had taken Ecstasy or were just fantasizing about an Obama presidency, but I feared they were going to hug me… What the Cult of Obama doesn’t realize is that he’s a politician. Not a brave one taking

on Arkansas, after tornadoes, by God, because of Huckabee. More.   Still more. Previously.

RCP conveniently reprints the transcript of Dark Lord Karl Rove’s preview of the next week or two of the Democratic campaign from Hannity & Colmes.  At OpenLeft, Chris Bowers gives a similar rundown, favoring Sen. Barack Obama across the board in this weekend’s contests — caucuses in Maine, Washington state and Nebraska, plus the Louisiana primary.  Indeed, Obama is also favored the so-called “Potomac primary” next Tuesday, comprised of Virginia, DC, and

doesn’t want to be the story. Developing. UPDATE: Looks like there’s going to be considerable scope for troll-thwacking this evening. I can recommend Principato Pinot Noir (Pavia). Better than many a $40 bottle I’ve had, and at $5.99, a stupendous bargain. Luscious would be the word. UPDATE: If Clintons return to Whitehouse–The People’s House–the Lincoln Bedroom will be open to regular citizens, no quid pro quo expected.   Book now!

Sen. John McCain’s rivals never understood how to tackle him, and DNC Chair Howard Dean’s talking points were generally lame (and inaccurate), but the Politico’s Jeanne Cummings reports on what the pros on the Dem side are mulling for Maverick: The appeal of a flip-flop assault is that it could undermine McCain’s reputation for taking tough stands and sticking with them no matter how the political wind blows. Carter Eskew, a former