Proving that no premise is poochscrewproof:    Why it sounded good- Jesus teams up with a Mexican wrestler named El Santos to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Canada from a group of vampires that are terrorizing them. Along the way he meets up with a motorcycle riding, ass-kicking woman that is pun-centrically named “Mary Magnum.” This movie doesn’t just sound good. It sounds like the best thing ever committed to film. Adding

Jim Henley’s Bestselling “The Satisfaction of Victimhood“. Back cover blurbs wanted!  Apply below! (h/t Mike) 

Two young women researchers are calling for a new form of sexual ethics that would allow women to have casual sex without feeling that they’re “sluts”.   Wow. That’s really avant garde. But perhaps doing away with wooing is really the key to a healthier earth: As if heartbreak, scandal, and STDs weren’t bad enough, now we have to worry about sex wrecking the whole planet. In a column for BBC News, Matt

on Kucinich. Conventional Wisdom kicks Sean Penn’s ass. 

Thank God I don’t garden.This is supposed to sound like encouragement, I presume.  It sounds like nagging, to me. 

The academic world has been sceptical of Wikipedia since its launch in 2001. Now the controversial website is suspicious of academics, following a scandal in which a world-renowned computer scientist has been banned from editing the online collaborative encyclopaedia. Carl Hewitt, associate professor emeritus in electrical engineering and computer science at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, is alleged to have disrupted Wikipedia for more than two years by using it

Rad.  XM Satellite Radio standard.Well, that link has moved, but this is pretty good. 

but not in a Biblical way.  (γνωθι σεαυτόν or gnothi seauton) Through the magic of Facebook applications, I have learned the following about myself:  I’m Ginger Spice.You are the spiciest Spice Girl. Although beautiful, you are the modern feminist. Capable of looking amazing in any attire you wear, yet upholding your independence and being the definitions of “girl power”. You’re Ginger Spice!   Click here to find out which Spice Girl are you!! [sic]And

Over the NIE.  This is one for the ages.  But . . . but . . . but . . . I don’t see him being invited back anytime soon. 

Heh.  This is pretty funny.   So, four guys sleep with this married woman attorney in TX, and one of the guys is quoted as saying, “”I am very ashamed.  I’m horrified.”   And checking out the photo, I . . . What?  Oh, she said that?  Huh!