Before I take off for the day, one more quick post, which — sadly, for some of you — will take on a bit of an academic tone. Which means it will get wordy and dull, and very unfluffy. Apologies in advance — though if it helps, I don’t mind you picturing me discoursing on these things while wearing giant clown shoes and juggling colorful bowling pins. For some of
July 2007
Kerfuffle Alert [Dan Collins]
While Jeff is remembering his Grandma, and I’m following my spouse’s orders, you might be interested to know, if you didn’t, that the lid has blown off the Scott Thomas controversy. Malkin’s is as good a place as any to begin inspecting the curious mind of another puffed up lefty. It’s a little nauseating, I know, but for kerfuffle afficionados this really is good stuff.
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Today is my Grandmother’s funeral. In memory of her, I’ll be taking the day off to watch Grand Hotel and to dust the good china. Then I’ll do a bit of grousing about the neighbor’s lazy nephew. Although I won’t be grousing in guttural Yiddish — and I won’t be following it up with a game or two of bridge and three big snifters of Port wine. — Well, I
Credit Ratings [Dan Collins]
Sonnet CXXXVIII.“When my love swears that she is made of truth wHEN my love swears that she is made of truth  I do believe her, though I know she lies,  That she might think me some untutor’d youth,  Unlearned in the world’s false subtleties.  Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,          5 Although she knows my days are past the best,  Simply I credit
Res Ipsa Loquitur [Dan Collins]
I tried to find a pic of someone crushed by a giant gauntlet, but no luck. This will have to do.
The Annotated (academic) Left: a deconstruction [UPDATED, and UPDATED AGAIN: NOW WITH MORE FEMINIST AUTHENTICITY]
Professor Ric Caric, Dept of Geography, Government, and History, Morehead University: The “challenge†Goldstein and Collins offered was for me to write five or six books. With all due respect, you guys really aren’t that important to me. I made a two part argument last night. First, I characterized many of the comments I’ve seen on this blog as bigoted [Actually, Dr Caric begins his comment thus: “I find this
"The Day Comrade Timmy Realized that His Support for The Wisdom of the Collective™ May Have Been Poorly Considered": a protein wisdom nano fiction
“Nazino?” — he stumbled back a step, incredulous — “But I’m on your side, remember?”
The Gospel of Ali Eteraz [Dan Collins]
Huge News: Egyptian Mufti Kills Death Penalty for Apostasy  Egypt’s official religious advisor has ruled that Muslims are free to change their faith as it is a matter between an individual and God, in a move which could have far-reaching implications for the country’s Christians. “The essential question before us is can a person who is Muslim choose a religion other than Islam? The answer is yes, they can,†Grand Mufti
On the Other Hand [Dan Collins]
Do not think Professor Ric Caric that simply because you have not responded to the challenge to debate that I, Mojo JoJo, have issued you in the posts that I posted this morning challenging you to debate on several subjects that you and your minions think you understand better than I, Mojo JoJo, understand which is absurd because my intelligence is much greater than the intelligence with which you misunderestimate
Keats' "Vale of Soul-Making" [Dan Collins]
I had thought perhaps to delimn in greater detail than Hitchens has the special place in hell that George Galloway has been busily drafting for himself, but I’m not in that kind of mood for a variety of reasons. Instead, I’d like to reproduce a part of one of Keats’ wonderful letters, and find whether it speaks to any of you as it does to me. But in truth I
