…which, to those who’ve been paying attention, is of course quite different than positing a connection between Saddam and 911.  Of course, for its part, our “neutral” media does its best to conflate the two—then cites as proof of Bush’s lies the very conflation they themselves continue to make and attribute (erroneously, arrogantly, and intentionally) to the Administration—before peddling it to those Americans who still rely on traditional media for

1.  Instead of showering, borrow some of your kid’s Mr Bubble and take a bath.  Then, when it dawns on you that you’re stewing in a compote of your own filth, giggle at the fact that you convinced yourself a bubble bath would cheer you up.  2.  In place of your usual baggy cargo shorts, put on shorter, tighter athletic shorts.  Re-acquaint yourself with your upper thighs.  Also, if you

In case you’re wondering what to do till Jeff comes back [… ingrate], write a blurb for Patterico’s collection.

Story #426:  Two Jews walk into a garage sale, one walks out—a bit bloodied, but carrying with him a 1956 Topps Sandy Koufax card in near mint condition. The secular authorities, knowing little about suburban Jewish culture, proceed with manslaughter charges.  But in the eyes of the Jewish community, the real crime here was that the two warring Jews, in a fit of tribal bickering, drove the price of the