BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY! Apparently, this particular beating, in an impresive string of Greenwald(s) beatings, was so severe that it literally dislodged Mona from Glenn’s(’s) rectum long enough to allow her to slither into the comments, and—in typical high dudgeon—inadvertantly queer things up even more for the New York Times best-selling author (whose work, once read by Russ Feingold on the Senate floor, has since been inscribed on the inside

With Danny DeVito as . . . Actually, you know the old saw about March: In like a(n) X, out like a(n) Y.  Here, we’re supposed to get a foot of snow tonight, so I guess it’s more or less in like a candiru.  Or maybe a Viking. Quagmire.  But circle the end of March, anyway, because there’s bang and whimper, and a lot in the balance today. And in

Hmmmm.  Turns out blow jobs are sex, after all. ….an English teacher at Horace Mann High School in North Fond du Lac, was formally charged with 10 counts of sexual assault of a student by school staff and 10 counts of child enticement. Newly appointed District Attorney Michael O’Rourke had requested that intake Judge Robert Wirtz set cash bail at $25,000, noting the severity of the crime. Burman, of Oshkosh,

This Glen Greenwald thing about the Huffpo Commenters and the discussions with Cynn in the comments remind me of two quotes I see from time to time, written by opponents of Bush, usually in reference to the perception of increasing fascism in the U.S. (along with allegations that 9/11 was a Reichstag Fire for the looming totalitarian impulses of the right, etc.).  I’ve highlighted the quotes in passages below to

From Jules Crittenden: Former Canadian defense minister demands that the world governments disclose UFO technology and use it to stop global warming. Instapunk on Patterico on Greenwald. David Thompson: religious affiliations of comic book heroes revealed. Some critics of Jeff may be surprised to learn that there’s a Royal Pasty. I’m willing to overlook it:

From the Corner, General David Petraeus’s message upon taking command in Iraq: To the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, and Civilians of Multi-National Force-Iraq: We serve in iraq at a critical time. The war here will soon enter its fifth year. A decisive moment approaches. Shoulder-to-shoulder with our Iraqi comrades, we will conduct a pivotal campaign to improve security for the Iraqi people. The stakes could not be higher. Our task