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December 2006

Shane! (Agonistes) [Dan Collins]

Once high-profile blogger Jeff Goldstein, whom many of the several readers of this blog may remember, posts this opinion bleg in the comments of this forum: Here’s a question for what’s left of my readership.  If I come back, should I come back like Ace?  Allah?  Malkin?  Reynolds? I can do the “get some traffic” thing, but it takes networking and patience, and leaving for a few months seems to

late-night revelations (posted by cranky-d)

After telling my last story about the armadillo, I was persona non grata for a while.  I received a few late-night calls which were basically him saying he was gonna “bust a cap in [my] lying ass” (he loves the movie Pulp Fiction).  I sent him some tequila, and eventually he stopped bothering me.  I was still wary when he called this evening and said he wanted to talk to

my first brief conversation with the Christmas wreath I purchased at Home Depot

me: “So.  How’s it hanging?” wreath: me: “Get it?  How’s it hanging?” wreath: me: “Well, I thought it was clever –” wreath: “– Look, Jewboy. It’s bad enough I have to spend Christmas strapped to the door of a non-believer.  But for $14.99 I ain’t about to laugh at your lame-ass jokes, too.  That’s what those $149 Pottery Barn ‘oversized magnolia garlands’ are for.  They’re the high-priced hookers of the

Talking back to drag-queen music 18 (cranky-d)

I’m not sure I’m clear on the whole concept of believing in life, whether before or after love.  Life just kind of “is.” No belief required. Answer ghosted here-> “Believe,” by Cher Note: as I said the first time, this is music lip-synched by drag-queens, not written or recorded by them.

Decline and Fall (post 463 in a series of, oh, I dunno…eighty kajillion?)

From the Rocky Mountain News this morning: Two New Berlin West High School students in Milwaukee were kicked out of a girls basketball game last week after they chanted “air ball” at opposing players when they touched the ball after they hit nothing but air on shots.  The students were kicked out after parents of the opposing team, Greenfield High School, whined, er, complained. “Everybody does it,” Nick Roamer, one

Man From Nantucket [Dan Collins; UPDATED]

Smokers trying to quit the habit were mistakenly prescribed anti-impotence drug Viagra by doctors. NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde said the error was due to a computer glitch at two city GP practices. When GPs selected anti-smoking pill Zyban, computers selected sildenafil, the generic name for Viagra. UPDATE: Maybe they could just combine the two, and kill the urge to light up after you get squidgy.

Publish More Mo-Toons [Dan Collins]

The Danish are both dynamic and happy Denmark is the EU’s most competitive and dynamic economy, according to the World Economic Forum (WEF). Denmark has done most to meet the goals of the EU’s Lisbon strategy, which commits the union to far-reaching economic and social reforms by 2010. Among Europe’s largest economies, Germany ranked fifth in the WEF survey while the UK and France came sixth and ninth respectively. WEF

Oh, Boy! [Dan Collins]

Yahoo News has a slideshow devoted to the Suffolk Strangler prostitute murder case in the UK, if that’s your bag.

Castro & Pinochet [Dan Collins]

Both military dictators, both bastards, both Latin-Americans.  One leftist, one rightist in their authoritarian styles.  Both dead, if this is true. So, while Yglesias excoriates the WaPo for noticing (in the wake of yesterday’s op-ed in the WSJ) that some of the market reforms made by Pinochet have contributed to Chile’s robust economy, the quartet practices in the park and we sing dirges in the dark.  On the other hand,

Holocaust, Shmolocaust [Dan Collins]

From the BBC: Why are Jews attending a conference on the Holocaust in Tehran at which star guests include deniers of the genocide? Wait, wait . . . I think I know!  Because they’re morons? Clue: they also want an end to the Israeli state. Yay!  I’m right! A handful of Orthodox Jews have attended Iran’s controversial conference questioning the Nazi genocide of the Jews – not because they deny