Thanksgiving dinner: “Say, isn’t there a football game on TV somewhere –?” Me: “– DIE, YAM CASSEROLE!”

…almost as much as I love eczema or ringworm.  But no matter.  I’m watching it for you.

Rose Kennedy:  “Caroline, honey?  Be a dear and lift your uncle Teddy’s face out of the gravy boat, would you?  I’m afraid he’s had another one of his gin spells.”